Hey. This one seems to be serious when it starts, but it becames pretty weird by the.. like 100 word mark. Lel.

You get a little time with all of 1-A, although some get a bit more time then others. I'm pretty sure I mentioned everyone at least once, but if I didn't, please remind me and I'll add them! (Only class 1-A tho)

Includes: cop!AU, basically a harem with all of 1-A, yeah, they all got the hots for ya, Mineta ducking dies

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It wasn't meant to go this way.

You were supposed to stay in the shadows, be alert, and never be caught off guard.

You were never supposed to be caught with your pants down again. (Figuratively)

So you moved to a small town, and lived a quiet, outcast life. And you were fine with it.

You did pretty well. You kept to yourself mostly. But you had this one neighbor, who just loved to throw these huge, ridiculous parties.

So you fought with him every time you saw him, and the whole town knew how much you hated him.

Every time you stomped up to his house and slammed his front door open, he would only wink at you and say, "You're only jealous I haven't invited you personally to come to a party." You would only fume and scream at him to clean up his act.

What a little jerk.

And then someone murdered him.

And all eyes were on you, accusing you of killing that perverted little grape. So before the police could come knocking down your door, you went knocking down theirs.

You stormed into the police station, the secretary trailing behind you, trying to convince you to schedule a meeting with the sheriff.

"Please, I'm begging you, (Y/N)! I could totally lose my job over this!" Tooru pleaded with you as you forced the door open.

And all eyes swiveled to meet yours.

One instantly stood up.

"(Y/N)! You're admitting to murdering Mineta!" A blonde haired man exclaimed as he scurried up to you. His face was lit up, like the thought of you admitting to murder was the most compelling thing.

You merely looked up at him with a blank face. The rest of the station watched in a state of unease, not sure what to expect. One or two had their hands on their guns, worried you might try to hurt the young cop.

"No, Kaminari. I'm only here to establish an alibi."

The air in the station seemed just a bit lighter after that.

"An alibi? Doesn't that seem a bit suspicious, with you coming here first and all...?" Kirishima questioned as he swirled around in his chair slightly.

"Yeah! That's totally suspicious! And even with an alibi, she's pretty much the only person in town with the MO to kill Mineta!" A pink hair woman named Ashido exclaimed.

"She's so guilty, I mean, just look at her blank face. It's obvious she's acting," Jirou quipped.

You glanced at Kirishima, then at Ashido, then at Jirou, blinking without expression.

"Innocent until proven guilty." You monotoned.

A voice popped up from behind you.

"Hey, Ashido. I think it's wrong to say (Y/N) is the only person in town with the MO to kill Mineta. I think it's pretty obvious that every woman that lives here wanted to kill him one time or another," a honest woman, Tsu, claimed.

Ashido hummed lightly in agreement, not liking being wrong.

You could only be glad that at least one person here was being sensible.

A hand suddenly clamped around your shoulder, and you swung around with a glare on your face. It almost softened as you met the form of a quivering Midoryia. Instead, you glared at the hand that still rested on your shoulder.

He noticed this and pulled away blushing and stuttering.

"Uh...uh Todoroki wants to talk to you... so he can get your... alibi and statement!" He squeaked.

You nodded and moved to go towards the sheriff's office.

Uraraka abruptly jumped into your vision and gripped your hands, and you didn't fail to notice the way everyone was locked onto your connected hands.

"Hey!" She laughed. "I'll walk you there," she smiled sweetly at you and pulled you towards the office.

You could only sweat drop, as the office was only a few feet away. She pulled away giggling like always.

Your rubbed your wrists, even though she barely touched you, and then you threw the door open.

Todoroki slightly startled from the book he was reading, his glasses tipped over his nose.

He put the book down as soon as you plopped down into the chair in front of his desk.

"Sheriff," you nodded.

He nodded back and pulled out a file from his desk.

"Tooru said you wanted to give your... alibi?" He questioned, glasses still slipping from his nose.

"Yes."

"Good. I'll also need a statement."

After a few moments of explaining to him that you were doing laundry at the laundromat when Mineta was being murdered, he finally stopped questioning you.

You got up to leave, satisfied you wouldn't be accused of murder anymore, before a wrist grabbed you hand and stopped you.

"If you're going to a laundromat to do your laundry, it must mean your are struggling at home. I just want you to know you are welcome to use my laundry machines anytime," he offered sincerely. Before you could even think about replying, another hand gripped your hand wrist and pulled you away from Todoroki.

"Like hell she'd use your shitty machines when she can use mine!" Bakugou growled from behind you. You barely escaped from both of their grasps and walked out of the room, not giving their words a second thought.

Bakugou glared at your retreating back, although in a different way than usual.

As you walked back out into a station, everyone was on you in seconds.

"Hey, you can use my laundry machines too!" Kaminari blurted out.

"No, my machines will give your clothes the best possible wash. And they'll smell like lavender! You should use my machines!" Yaoyorozu exclaimed with a sparkle in her eye.

Soon, they were all circling around you like hungry sharks, seemingly forgetting about acussing you of murder just minutes ago, now caught up in trying to help you with your laundry.

"I have to go," you tried to say, but no one heard you as they argued among themselves about whose laundry machines you would use.

You finally escaped from their grasps, and no one seemed to notice you gone.

Tooru flushed as you stumbvled by, cheeks red, hair messy, shaky legs, and slightly panting. It looked like you had just had a sexual experience.

"Bye, (Y/N)! I'll see you soon!" She exclaimed as you reached the doors.

"Hope not," you muttered as you staggered out.

The station suddenly quieted as they realized one by one that (Y/N) was nowhere to be found.

"Oi, she escaped!" Bakugou yelled. The station was then in chaos once again.

Iida watched from his desk, sweatdropping.

"Escaped? What kind of language is that?" He questioned, and then he thought about maybe interfering and calming everybody. He soon realized he couldn't control the station as Ashido sprinted out, claiming she was going to capture (Y/N) and bring her back for some questioning.

Yaoyorozu soon after started typing furiously on her computer, saying she was tracking (Y/N)'s location from her phone.

"These guys..." Ojiro stated, also sweatdropping.

"We're the only normal people here," Sero commented, nodding.

Shoji only sighed and got back to his paperwork, ignoring his frazzled coworkers.

Iida reached up and rubbed his eyes, tired with the situation. When his hand dropped, he was shocked to find empty, spinning chairs and a quiet room.

"What the..." Ojiro got up quickly, shocked at the sudden disappearance of all of his coworkers.

Iida, Shoji, and Sero all followed, and they all stood by a window, quiet as they took in what was happening outside.

The whole police force, except those 4, were outside, searching high and low, calling out for (Y/N). Kaminari even opened a trash can, searching for you in there.

They were shocked to see the ever-stoic Todoroki strolling by, eyes searching frantically.

"What is wrong with all of them?" Iida gaped at his friends and coworkers.

There was a sudden crash from behind the 4, and their eyes fell onto your form.

You were on your bum, rubbing your head cutely, and a few fallen office supplies by your body. You looked up at the trio and winced.

"Sorry," you said quietly, getting up and putting the supplies back to their original spots.

"I'm just trying to escape those guys outside," you mumbled, face red and eyes downcast. You weren't very adept at handling situations like these, and you found it stressful.

The foursome suddenly found their hearts pumping in a way they never did before, and they all jumped to help you.

"It's no problem (Y/N)," Iida said, giving you a smile.

You stared up at him, and brushed some hair out of your face.

Shoji wrapped his hands around your waist and helped you up, but you quickly pulled away from the contact, only to fall into Oriro's chest. He flushed red and pulled away from you.

You met eyes with Sero, who was grinning brightly at you.

"Seriously?" you mumbled as you backed away from the group.

"You have been hiding where we thought you had left from. Very clever, (Y/N)," a deep voice said behind you.

You turned around and met the serious face of Tokoyami.

He walked toward you, but you panicked and ran towards the nearest exit.

You almost expected to bump chests with someone, but thankfully, you were able to actually escape.

"Never again," you growled as you walked home.

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My new bed is like 4 1/2 feet off of the ground and it's like exercise getting into it...

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