"Seriously, idiot, what are you doing?" Bakugo asked as the light emanating from his boyfriend's phone screen woke him up, interrupting the wet dream he had where he got spanked with a badminton racket by Donald Trump.

Hadn't gotten enough sleep for staying up late to finish watching the episodes of, "Aizawa-sensei loves to be a prostitute", he couldn't hide the fact that he was furious at [Name] for waking him up when he finally got to slumber peacefully.

"I'm sorry. Did I wake you up? Uh... Kaminari sent me something," [Name] said. Just by hearing his partner mention other guy's name angered him. Bakugo sat up before taking [Name]'s phone away from him and exploded it.

"What are you doing?!" [Name] exclaimed. What Kaminari had sent him was a link- a link to the video of Bakugo wearing purple bra. He didn't get to open the link yet but now, he couldn't even do it. His phone was gone. He stood up, planning to go to Kaminari's house just to watch that video. Bakugo, however, grabbed his wrist tight to stop him from going anywhere.

"Let me go, ugly," [Name] said.

"Don't try to get salty on me, babe. If you had time to check your phone earlier, that must mean you also have time to suck my nose, don't you?"

[Name] turned around, facing Bakugo, perplexed. Did he mishear that or did Bakugo really ask him to suck his nose? He was shocked when Bakugo pulled him close, making their face only inches away.

"I want you to suck my nose," Bakugo pleaded.

"Are you serious?" [Name] asked. He seriously didn't expect this. Going out with Bakugo for almost a year, this was indeed new to him. He never knew Bakugo was this weird!

"I'm serious, but before that, there's something you need to know about me. It's a secret I've been keeping to myself for so long. I think you should know about it."

"The secret that you wear bra? Actually everyone already knows that."

"No, it's something else. Just... look at me properly."

[Name] did as he was told and then his eyes widened when he saw Bakugo's nose started to grow longer, resembled to pinocchio's. "What the actual--?"

"This, this is actually my secret quirk. I can use this pinocchio nose as a gun. There would be bullets emerging from my nostrils only when I want it to so you don't have to worry, I won't shoot you. I love you. But enough about this. Just suck my nose. It's waiting for your mouth."

"How could you tell me this now? This is so beautiful, I want to suck it so bad!"

"Yeah, suck my pinocchio nose, baby."

[Name] shoved Bakugo's pinocchio nose into his mouth and started sucking it gently before shoving it farther down his throat. "Your pinocchio nose is so big and long, Katsuki..." [Name] started to gag but Bakugo didn't care, he felt really good he couldn't think anymore.

"Mmmmm yeah, [Name]. Just like that, baby, mmmm yes mmmn oh, mmmm don't stop- never stop. Mmmm yes! Yes! Yes! Mmmm motherfucker! I'm close--"

Bakugo gritted his teeth as urine came out from his nostrils, mistaking that as he just came.

"Did I make you feel good, Katsuki?" [Name] asked.

Bakugo smiled and brought [Name] in his arms, making [Name] bury his face on Bakugo's armpit. Hm.. it smells so good. [Name] thought. "You did make me feel good, babe. I love you."

"I love you too and, your pinocchio nose."

And that's how [Name] found out that he actually had nasophilia.