Would you rather...

Be handcuffed to Mineta for 1 month with no escape

Or...

Have your dorm right next to Mineta's for the entire school year

Well...either one is...horrible. But I rather have my dorm next to Mineta's because...think about it...I mean, if your handcuffed to Mineta....and you go to the bathroom....eww. And, besides, I can just nail a cardboard box to my windows and the cracks of my door. And...of corse, have the door locked. And maybe set a few booby traps.