Izuku le andaba echando concentrado cítrico dentro de la vulva de su madre, cuando de repente llega Todoroki con un tabla.

- Que prefieres...- El fruto de abuso parental fue rápidamente fulminado por un canica de las grandes que se le fue apuntada en el hoyo del pito.

- ¡Puta madre, Jirou! ¿Por qué se tuvo que morir Joe? ¡La puta madre!.- Denki lloraba en los regazos de su "amante/dueña por apuesta de venta de fentanilo".

- Hay Kaminari, pues como dicen los chavos: Ashita no Joe> Hajime no Ippo.-

- No fumen porros.- Tokoyami se había transformado en el Starman, ya saben, el :

Hey, now, now
Goodbye, love

Didn't know what time it was, the lights were low
I leaned back on my radio
Some cat was layin' down some rock 'n' roll
Lotta soul, he said

Then the loud sound did seem to fade
Came back like a slow voice on a wave of phase
That weren't no DJ, that was hazy cosmic jive

There's a Starman waiting in the sky
He'd like to come and meet us
But he thinks he'd blow our minds

There's a Starman waiting in the sky
He's told us not to blow it
'Cause he knows it's all worthwhile, he told me
Let the children lose it
Let the children use it
Let all the children boogie

I had to phone someone, so I picked on you
Hey, that's far out, so you heard him too?
Switch on the TV, we may pick him up on channel two

Look out your window, I can see his light
If we can sparkle, he may land tonight
Don't tell your poppa or he'll get us locked up in fright

There's a Starman waiting in the sky
He'd like to come and meet us
But he thinks he'd blow our minds

There's a Starman waiting in the sky
He's told us not to blow it
'Cause he knows it's all worthwhile, he told me
Let the children lose it
Let the children use it
Let all the children boogie

Starman waiting in the sky
He'd like to come and meet us
But he thinks he'd blow our minds

There's a Starman waiting in the sky
He's told us not to blow it
'Cause he knows it's all worthwhile, he told me
Let the children lose it
Let the children use it
Let all the children boogie

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

Izuku se había tomado su refresco con su jugo de hombre, ahora solo esperaba tener esa videollamada con Uraraka, ella le pidió que llevará un pastel de chocolate, quién sabe para que lo iba a necesitar.

Puta madre, ¿Por qué chingados no la invité a salir?

Bakugo tenía fantasías con la vieja esa referencia a Jojo's, así que se untaba su sudor en la punta de su pito, para después hacerla explotar para irse preparando para cuando la conociera.

A Iida lo encontraron destazado en una hiela del oxxo.

Fin.

...Creo que cada vez me supero más...