Count how many times I type butter and toast
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Midoriya

You both were hungry and it was morning so let's makes toast. Deku put two pieces of bread on the toaster and got out some butter and a knife. While you both waited, you randomly asked "So how do you butter your toast?"
"What do you mean?" He asked in confusion.
"Like do you butter it side ways, upside down, on one side, Michelangelo, etc," you explained. He looked at you like you're crazy getting the toast out of the toaster putting the butter on it normally and backing away slowly.

Bakugo

It was morning and you was thus hungry and so thus Bakugo. You both had the idea of making toast. You put the toast in the toaster and waited. After intense staring the toast was done you both had butter in your hands. As you were putting butter on your toast He looked at you and asked
" Why the hell are you putting butter on your toast like that?" I was putting butter on my toast Michelangelo style as he was put it on side ways. You gave him a confused look.
"Everyone butters their toast like this" he said.
"No they don't,  they do the Michelangelo way" You calmly said.
"No they put it on fucking sideways" He yelled. You both had a full on argument about it.

Kirishima

"So I heard that Bakugo and his boyfriend/girlfriend had a argument about buttering toast" Kiri said while eating toast that was buttered sideways.
"I've heard too, not to be that person but I totally agree with them," You said eating your toast that was buttered in a Michelangelo style. He looked intensely staring into your eyes shaking his head in disagreement.
"Bro that's an unmanly way to butter your toast," he said clearly taking Bakugo's side. You looked at him with your Michelangelo buttered style toast in your hands. The silence was intense but the only thing that was keeping the silence somewhat positive was the buttered toasts, so you both sat in silence eating the buttered toasts.

Todoroki

Everyone was talking about how they butter their toast at the UA. It was kinda getting out of hand, even the teachers were fighting about it. But only one person kept silent about it was Todoroki, he kept silent about it because he butters his in the weirdest way possible ........  on the bottom.
He was afraid that everyone would judge him but you didn't. Because you butter yours on...... the top. This is why you and his relationship is the best because you are made for each other you are top and he is bottom. A perfect combination.

Kaminari

You was buttering  your toast until Denki walked in looking at you with betrayed expression. He walked to get his toast and butter and walked back to the room. He pulled out a phone charger and put it in the butter and put the other end in his mouth. He electrified the butter and put it on his toast. You looked at him shocked at what he had done. He just put some spark into his buttered toast.

Uraraka

You was up in the air on the ceiling because you said that putting butter on upside down was dumb and you made her mad. You couldn't eat your semicircled buttered toast because you dropped as you were getting lifted up.
So she is just eating her upside buttered toast while looking at you with a evil smirk on her face. She know what she had done. She had created the buttered toast civil war. You shot her a death glare while eyeing your semicircled buttered toast. Since you can extend your arms, you tried to grab your semicircled buttered toast from the ground. But she saw this and stepped on your semicircled buttered toast you gasped at the evilness she had done. You mourned over your semicircled buttered toast and wanted revenge on the adorable she devil.

Tsu

A slippery tongue zipped towards your watered down buttered toast. You and Tsu both like watered down buttered toast and there was only one piece of bread left. So you both are fighting over it because it was watered down buttered toast and you both liked it. You were in a pickle, you were on the other side of the bed as she was on the other side. She was staring at you intensely wanting the watered down buttered toast. You thought of an idea and split the toast in half and gave her the other half. You both ate it happily.

Jiro

You caught Jiro cutting her toast exactly straight across without butter but it had grape jelly on it. You was shocked at how she had changed the game it was so........ edgy. She looked at you eating a piece of the grape jelly spread cut straight across toast. All you had was a 90 degree triangle buttered toast. You felt defeated because of your boring 90 degree triangle buttered toast. Her toast was so cool because it was a grape jelly spread cut straight across toast, no one would of thought of that.

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