Art is not mine.

Me: Fine I guess we can do one more not-very-exciting one.

Izuku: *with Ochako screaming from the other room* Uh, why do people ship me and Asui?

Tsu: I said call me Tsu. And yeah, (Kero.) why do they ship us?

Me: How would I know? Maybe because Tsu is also kind of a main character?

Izuku: Hmmmm, maybe....

Me: Now......oh I don't even need to ask. You're both gonna say: "0/10. We're just friends." 

Tsu: Yeah you're right. (Kero.) We were.

Me: *mutters* So predictable....anyway, onto the next ship!

Suggested by Swampertman. No offense to the Tsudeku shippers. Hope you enjoyed!