Art is not mine.

Me: No. Just no.

Ochako: What're we doing now? What sort of embarras-ahhhhh! What is this?! 

Me: It's Tsuchako. You and Tsu together.

Tsu: What?! (Kero.) We're just friends! 

Ochako: Yeah! And besides, I like someone else.

Tsu: Me too. (Kero.) 

Me: I agree. But I can't decide. The fandom does.

Ochako: Well the fandom's decision is stupid.

Me: Uh huh, now rates!

Ochako: -10/10. We're best friends.

Tsu: I agree with Ochako. (Kero.) 

Me: Good choice, but the fandom can choose a lot worse. You'll see soon.

Both of them: Oh great.....

Also suggested by ItsGretz. No offense to the Tsuchako shippers. Hope you enjoyed it!