Art by fenkko. (I know, it's amazing, I finally know the name of the artist!)

Me: *whispering to myself* Oh god, too cute. No....it can't be....something almost as cute as Izuocha?! 

Jk, it's not, but I wanted to be dramatic.

Shinso: Ugh why am I here, I want to go back to sleepppppppp.

Me: Great, another clueless person. 

*one long explanation later*

Shinso: Him? No, he's too energetic for me. I like being alone, only me and my cats.

Izuku: He's really not my type. *whispers* But we shall be friends.

Me: Woah there, buddy. You don't have to make everyone your friend.

Izuku: *looks at me with a murderous glare*

Me: N-never mind make all the friends you want! 

Shinso: I'm tiredddddddd.

Me: Just rate it and I'll return you back! 

Shinso: Fine. 3/10.

Me: Care to explain why?

Shinso: No. Too tired.

Me: Fine. Izuku?

Izuku: 3/10, just to make Shinso-Kun happy.

Shinso: Happy? Never heard of it.

Me: *snaps fingers and Izuku and Shinso disappears*

Me: Yeah, sleepy boy with broccoli? Not gonna work out. Anyway NEXT SHIP!

Suggested by Swampertman. Sorry if this one was a little all over the place.

And now, the moment you've all been waiting for! Drumroll please! Dundundundundundundundundundundun.......I need more crazy ships people! Now you all can suggest some!

Hope you enjoyed!