Me: What is with people in this fandom and shipping minors with adults?!

Izuku: Oh no, what is it this time?

Me: *points to the name of the ship*

Shigaraki: What. The. HECK.

Izuku: Nonononononononononononononononono. NO.

Me: Trust me, there's worse coming up.

Izuku: With me in them? Please no....

Me: With you definitely in them. Now, I don't need rates to guess how you feel about this.

Izuku: I hate this more than you can ever know.

Shigiraki: That's one thing we can agree on. Now, can I go?

Me: Yeah, yeah.

*snaps fingers and he disappears*

Me: Now that that terrible thing is over, next ship!

Suggested by the person who suggests all the pedo ships, give it up for Swampertman! Hope you enjoyed it!