ANOTHER CRACK CHAPTER LIKE THE LAST ONE- but this time it'll be with a straight couple/ship idk. And Jiro I'm sorry but you're dumb in this.

SHIP: Kyoka Jiro/Denki Kaminari

Read to find out :)) and this is a crack, you're warned. OOC JIRO KYOKAAA

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10 in the morning,
U.A Height Alliance
Class 1 A dormitories (?)

Kaminari Denki is Class 1-A's idiot, everyone in U.A know that. He is the sunshine for the class, and Jiro couldn't deny it. She had fallen in love with the famous idiot. She couldn't believe when she took that little 'Are you in love?' quiz she found online a few days ago.

At first she thought it was stupid, but soon she realized,

'I FELL FOR HIM, HARD AND I CAN'T GET UP HOLY SH-'

Ochako almost spit out the cake she was eating with Sato. She saw Jiro crouching down the floor while tugging her earjacks to the point her ears turned pinkish colour. What almost made her laugh was Jiro didn't even try hiding herself and started screeching.

"Is Jiro okay?" Momo asked with her hands occupied with a tray with a few fancy looking tea cups, filled with piping hot tea, ready to be spilled.

"Not sure! But I think she's having a midlife crisis right now." Uraraka hummed and tapped the cup with her fingers despite Momo's warning saying it was still hot. It floated towards her lips and she started sipping while giving Jiro a glance.

"Uraraka-san!" a timid voice shouted from somewhere, and Uraraka immediately searched for where it came from.

"Oh Deku! I thought you were studying with Iida, Todoroki and Kaminari?" gently setting aside her tea (in the air), she looked at the shy boi with the usual sparkles in her eyes. After saying the names, she heard the purple haired girl screaming her name,

"U R A R A K A!¡!¡"

A few Class A students looked at her in worry, what the hell happened to the quiet, cool Jiro?

Upon realizing her mistake, her eyes widened and she quickly got onto her feet before doing a small bow. The students waved it off and continued what they were doing.

Jiro took a deep breath before creeping slowly to the group. Momo had set aside the tray and went back to the kitchen, Sato still had the small spoon sticking inside his mouth and Uraraka gave her a look with her eyes wiggling.

"Are you out of your snicker stocks already, Jiro-san? Because you're not you when you're hungry." Midoriya asked, followed by the other two nodding at the statement.

"Ah no, but yes actually. I think that sneaky little Meowth ate them."

"Who's Meowth? Or what is it."

"Ah, that's Kaminari's nickname from Jiro!" Momo said, holding both Jiro's shoulder from the back. The smaller girl didn't flinch and let the blush adorned her cheeks. Just hearing his name makes my heart beating fast.. ugH Kaminariii!!!

"That's why I come here! I'm wondering where is he? We're supposed to meet at my room 1 hour ago. At first we thought he was here, gossiping with Ashido. But there's no sign of him here. I even asked Kacchan's...group." he fiddled with his thumbs when he said his childhood name's (nickname), which made Uraraka squint her eyes in curiosity.

'Oh, I have something to investigate later... but for now..'

Everyone turned to the quiet Jiro.

"I don't know where he is.. but yesterday.. he looked.. kinda anxious and zapped out of here after receiving a call from an unknown number on his phone.." her voice sounded more stern this time as her brows knitted together in thought.

"KAMINARI IS KIDNAPPED?#?!?!?!" Ashido's scream shook the building and everyone in the lounge room dramatically gasped.

"Is this some kind of joke or something?" Tokoyami sighed.

Mina dashed to them and carefully ripped Momo off the girl. "JIRO I NEED YOUR HELP, KAMINARI IS KIDNAPPED! I GOT A MESSAGE JUST NOW!" thrusting her phone to Jiro's face, she grabbed the girl to a spot where everyone can't see them- which was the girl's toilet- and luckily it was clean.

"W-What do you mean he's kidnapped?! He's literally eating with you yesterday!!" Jiro screamed, her voice echoing in the closed room. "And why discuss here?! Everyone should know this! Aizawa-sensei can he-"

"No." Mina's girly, yet dark voice shut her. "This mission requires someone he l o v e! And that is, Jiro Kyoka lemme tell you a secret. IT'S YOU!"

Jiro pulled on a disgusted and confused face. "What the frick do you mean? This is nonsense!

Tell me what to do, Ashido."

"Kamina- I mean, ehem. We count it on you." Jiro didn't manage to see the creepy smile Ashido had on her face.

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"Buy a peanut butter???" Jiro looked at the list with one of her brow raised. "Also any jam that I like? Also instant noodles, porridge things? Tf is that? And full cream milk. How can this help me?" despite her mouth saying that, her hands kept grabbing the stuff and dumped it into the trolley.

"Thank you very much, I hope you come here again!"

"Thanks, you too- wait-"
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Before Jiro knew it, she was following some weird dude with a black hoodie in a lonely alleyway. It was already 7, and the sky was turning darker every minute, the only source of light were the moon, cars passing by and the street lights.

They were holding a knife, still in the package and a small plastic bag that she recognized from the drug store a few steps away from the supermarket she went earlier.

She heard the guy muttering her crush's name over and over. It was low, raspy and eerie, but with Kyoka's amazing hearing, she managed to hear it. She was not scared to make a move, but first she needed to know where he was heading to; maybe it was the secret hideout Mina told her?

Suddenly the person was wobbly their legs were about to give out when they tried balancing by leaning against the wall by the street. This made the knife fell and made a loud noise. Jiro flinched.

The atmosphere was making every noise she heard 100 times louder than how it should be, and she was gulping down her saliva. Her hand accidentally gripped on to the plastic bag a little to hard, and also caused a loud sound which made the person in front of her to stop.

"Mrs. Fujioka? Is that you? I know it was you following me from earlier.." setting down the small plastic bag in the pocket of his hoodie, he crouched down to pick up the knife.

Kyoka almost trembled in her spot, thinking this 'Mrs. Fujioka' was also one of the victims of this kidnapper.

He slowly turned around, with his unoccupied hand over his hoodie.

"I have a new knife to replace the old one you have-"

"STAY BACK!..- Wait.. Kaminari..!?!??"

Tired yellow eyes met with purple ones, and both of them immediately recognized each other.

Jiro never felt so dumb in her life. So all this while, Mina was lying to her? Why did she ever agree on going to the stupid mission? Kaminari was fine on his own!

"Hah.. I'm glad it's.. you.. Jiro.."

"..what do you mean? KAMINAR-"
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Looking at the sleeping Kaminari was sleeping at the couch, his eyes tight shut, and fave showing slight discomfort. Jiro slapped herself. On both cheeks.

That damned Ashido was going to pay for every hardships she went through for the day!! Couldn't she just say it straight to the point that he's SICK after eating too many cinnamon? His parents weren't home, either!

Jiro sighed, and was about to stand up. Kaminari's temperature was high and she had to put something on top of his forehead.

"Don't go.. Jiro.."

Her wrist was caught by the blond, and in her head, everything was on fiRE, she was screaming and imagined herself smashing her head into the big screened TV near her to cool herself down.

"But you're hot. I need to put something.. on.. your forehead.." his grip on her was still strong and Jiro almost, ALMOST had to admit he was quite strong, even in the state. Her pride wouldn't allow her to say it out loud, though.

"Thank you.. you're hot, too."

"CAN YOU STOP?!" she tried getting out of his iron grip, but failed. Was he stronger or was she getting weaker?

In seconds, Kaminari stood up, yanking her hand before engulfing her into a big and warm hug. Jiro, startled, could only let out a few gasps.

"Mina said you like me.." the girl's eyes widened and her head shot up to look at him, and by chance, he was already staring at her.

"O..Only idiots will like you!" her voice wavered, and she lowered her head.

"Mhm, then.. I guess you're an idiot." she looked up again to deny his words when her lips crashed with his dry and slightly chapped ones.

Jiro's heart stopped. Her knees went weak and her hands gripped onto his hoodie, almost ripping it out. Her breath laboured she felt herself losing consciousness.

"Mhm..Let's be sick together.. e-EH JIRO DON'T PASS OUT!-"

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I was screaming from the start until I finished writing this- byE-