Storm: okay who the fUCK drank my coffee???!!!

MINAAAAAA: oh shit she mad 👀

Gem: WAIT

Gem: I HAVE A BETTER WAY TO SAY THAT

Gem:

Storm: i thought you loved me,, this is child abuse 😢😢

BOOMBOOMBITCH: for once i agree with you

Storm: omg really??? 👀👀👀

BOOMBOOMBITCH: yeah cAUSE YOU HAVE THE MENTAL AGE OF A FIVE YEAR OLD 💣💣

MANLYROCK: okay, ngl that was good

MINAAAAAAA: LMAOOO 😂😂😂

Storm: .....

Storm: wait that was supposed to
offend me?

Storm: i mean,, youre not wrong tho

Storm: bUT ANYWAYS-

Storm: BACK TO THE COFFEE. WHOEVER DRANK IT BETTER SPEAK UP NOW OR ILL SLAP YOU ALL THE WAY TO CANADA FOR DEPRIVING ME OF MY PRECIOUS CAFFEINE

Jacks: wtf what did canada ever do to you??

Storm: IT EXISTS

Storm: BUT EVERYONE IN THIS GROUP CHAT KNOWS I NEED COFFEE TO LIVE SO FESS UP

BOOMBOOMBITCH: IT'S 3PM WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED COFFEE

Storm: CAUSE IM SAD SO SHUT THE HELL UP YOU PORCUPINE LOOKIN ASS

MINAAAAA: WTH 😂😂😂

Gem: IM USING THAT- 😂

Storm: I HAVE SUSPECTS

Jacks: what is this,, a crime scene?? 😂

Storm: p r e c i s e l y

Storm: you are correct mi amiga

BroccoliBoiiii: okay im intreagued- 😳

BroccoliBoiiii: you have leads??

Storm: yes

Storm: so i made a pot of coffee-

Sonicccccc: A WHOLE POT OF COFFEE AT 3 PM??? THAT MUCH CAFFEINE COULD BE DANGEROUS FOR YOUR HEALTH-

Storm: iida i love you and everything and i think youre a great class president but tbh i don't really care

Storm: so anyway i brewed the pot of coffee and was like oh wait no i gotta shit so i went to the bathroom and left it sitting there and when i came back all of it was gone

Storm: literally all of it. bUT I FOUND TWO THINGS THAT NARROWED THE CULPRITS DOWN TO THREE PEOPLE-

Storm: guys drum roll

MANLYROCK:

Storm: thank you kiri ilysm

Storm: -I FOUND ONE STRAND OF RED HAIR AND ONE BLACK FEATHER

Gem:

Gem: WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

Storm: MY SUSPECTS ARE TODOROKI, KIRI, AND TOKOYAMI 😤

MANLYROCK: W H A T  I COULD NEVER BETRAY YOU LIKE THAT!!

Storm: i know,, honey. im not blaming you bUT WHO WOULD???

king_of_darkness_: i would never

king_of_darkness_: id rather be asleep anyway

MINAAAAAAA: okay not to be that one person but mood

Storm: yea now that i believe

Storm: so then.... either it was todoroki and he tried to throw me off his tail by placing that feather there or someone set them both up to get their ass pounded into the nearest moon 👀

Jacks: the... nearest moon? you mean earth's only moon?

Storm: i mean i could hurl them all the way to saturn cause it has 82 moons

Storm: so i felt like i needed to elaborate

pIKAAAAAA 🌩: wait saturn has moons???

Creati: I think someone needs to come to our next study session. It's at my house on sunday, 11 am sharp. See you there!

pIKAAAAAAA 🌩: b u t

pIKAAAAAAA 🌩: it's summer

BroccoliBoiiiii: that may be so, but you have to work hard to get better!! besides studying makes our grades go PLUS ULTRA 😤🎉🎉✨

Sonicccc: EXACTLY! You must keep your mind active!!! You don't want to lose any more braincells than you already have! 😤

pIKAAAAAAAA 🌩: i have braincells? huh. i thought those were long gone by now

Storm: g u y s

Storm: todoroki's typinggggg

Storm: he has been for the past few minutes 👀👀👀

Todoroki: .....

Todoroki: hi

Storm: what the hell

floatychilddddd: 😂😂😂

Storm: okay,, let's get down to business-

pIKAAAAAA 🌩: 🎶-TO DEFEAT 🎶

pIKAAAAAA 🌩: 🎶THE HUNS 🎶

Storm: pika  n o

Storm: todo did you drink my coffee???

Todoroki: yeah. why?

BroccoliBoiiiii: 👀👀

Gem: wow he's brave 👀

MINAAAAAAA: I- 😂😂😂😂

Storm: wait what

Storm: .....

Storm:

MINAAAA: YDJSJYDKYDKYD IM CRYINGGG 😂😂😂

Storm: you broke my heart todo 😢😭

Storm: jk it's you so it's okay

Gem: uh,, what

Gem: storm no 😂

Storm: but what was the feather for if you werent using it to cover up your tracks???

Todoroki: i just found it on the floor and put it on the counter so id remember to throw it away after i drank your coffee but i forgot

MANLYROCK: such honesty 😭

MANLYROCK: that's so manly of you todoroki 😭😭

BOOMBOOMBITCH: N O  THE ONLY ONE YOU CAN CALL MANLY IS ME KIRISHIMA 😤😤😤

Storm: hA

Storm:

BOOMBOOMBITCH: I WILL THROW YOU INTO THE SUN

Storm: wait no,, coffee first, yeeting later

Storm: yo todo wanna go to starbucks with me? i'll get you a strawberry shotocake frappuccino 👀

Todoroki: hell yea

(*Storm and Todoroki have left the chat*)

Gem: u h

Gem: wait how tf did she edit my meme that quickly??

Jacks: are we also gonna ignore the fact that she said shotocake or....

Jacks: .....

Jacks: actually wait im not that surprised

MINAAAAAA: WAIT NO STOP STORM GET ME A CARAMEL FRAPP WHILE YOURE THERE PLS ILY

MINAAAAAA: SHES NOT RESPONDING

MINAAAAAA: STORM ISTG-

(*Storm entered the chat*)

Storm:

(*Storm left the chat*)

MINAAAAAA:

aaaanfd that's all folks.... for now 👀