BOOMBOOMBITCH: OKAY WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY CHOCOLATE

TapeMan: What chocolate?

BOOMBOOMBITCH: MY SPECIAL CHOCOLATE

BOOMBOOMBITCH: IT LOOKS LIKE THIS

BOOMBOOMBITCH:

Storm: LMAOOOOO

Gem: WTFFFF WHERE CAN I GET ONE

BOOMBOOMBITCH: MAYBE YOU ALREADY GOT ONE, MINE!

Gem: I didn't even know it existed until now, bro! Don't @ me 😤

Gem: 10/10 would eat tho

BOOMBOOMBITCH: DEKUUUUUUU

BroccoliBoiiiii: why are you blaming me???

BOOMBOOMBITCH: CAUSE IT'S ALWAYS YOU

BroccoliBoiiiii: um, no??

floatychildUravity: Wtf Bakugo you cant blame him, he doesnt have a single bad bone in his body, he wouldn't steal anything!!

BOOMBOOMBITCH: AND ALL OF THOSE BONES ARE SUBJECT TO BREAKAGE UNDER IMMENSE EXPLOSIVE FORCE

BroccoliBoiiiii: HA I already do that myself, I beat you to it Kacchan!!

BOOMBOOMBITCH: 😡😡😡😡

Todoroki: if you hurt him Bakugo I will kill everyone in this room and then myself

floatychildUravity: uMMMM

Storm: Okay, ladies, you're all beautiful, now calm down so we can solve this

Gem: yES QUEEN TELL THEM 👏

Storm: but seriously tho, Todoroki, stop being so beautiful cause youre making the rest of us look bad

Todoroki: .....thanks?

BOOMBOOMBITCH: NO ONE CARES HALF N' HALF, MY CHOCOLATE'S STILL MISSING

Todoroki:

Storm: OMG HIS FIRST MEME

Gem: We've taught him well 😭

floatychildUravity: Our bby's growing up 😭😭😭

Storm: THIS IS A BIG OCCASION

Storm: 🎉🎊

Todoroki: is it really that big of a deal?

Gem: yes

floatychildUravity: yes

Storm: yes

Todoroki: you guys are so strange

Storm: we know this

BOOMBOOMBITCH: CAN WE JUST GET BACK TO MY CHOCOLATE

MINAAAAAA: .....chocolate?

Storm: long story, girl

MINAAAAAAA: I saw some chocolate

BOOMBOOMBITCH: WHERE

MINAAAAAAAA: in your room

BOOMBOOMBITCH: WHAT?

BOOMBOOMBITCH: WHY WERE YOU IN MY ROOM??

MINAAAAAAAAA: okay I can explain -

BOOMBOOMBITCH: YOU BETTER

MINAAAAAAAAAA: okay so I was in your room trying to find the cards against humanity game that I loaned you that one time, and.... You know how I'm on my period, right?

BOOMBOOMBITCH: yeah

Storm: ??

MINAAAAAAA: I wanted chocolate and I may or may not have eaten it 😅

BOOMBOOMBITCH: ........

BOOMBOOMBITCH: WHAT THE FUCK MINA

MINAAAAAAAA: IM SORRY IT WAS RIGHT THERE AND I WAS HUNGRY

MINAAAAAAAA: PLUS IT HAD YOUR FACE ON IT AND NGL I KINDA WANTED TO SPITE YOU SO

BOOMBOOMBITCH: ???

BOOMBOOMBITCH: WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I EVER DONE TO YOU

MINAAAAAAAAA: Where do I start?

MINAAAAAAAAA: let's see, there was that one time when you whacked me over the head so hard my ears rang for days

BOOMBOOMBITCH: okay that's an exaggeration

Storm: oh so THAT'S why you had such a hard time hearing Aizawa-sensei in school a while ago!

MINAAAAAAAAA: yup! And then there was this one time when you lost a board game and nearly blew up my room

BOOMBOOMBITCH: it wasn't THAT BAD

MINAAAAAAAAA: I CAN STILL SEE SCORCH MARKS, YOU EXPLODOBITCH!

MINAAAAAAAAA: And not to mention the time when he-

BOOMBOOMBITCH: I THINK I GET YOUR POINT

TapeMan: lmaooo he aNGRY 

BOOMBOOMBITCH: BUT MY CHOCOLATE

MINAAAAAAAA: think of it as collateral for all of the damage you've caused 😊

pIKAAAAA🌩: oh wow look a big word

pIKAAAAA🌩: I wonder what it means

Gem: OOF SHE GOTCHU BAKUHOE

BOOMBOOMBITCH: OKAY FINE

BOOMBOOMBITCH: I WILL ACCEPT THIS BUT ONLY ONCE, IF YOU EAT MY CHOCOLATE AGAIN YOU WONT HAVE A PLACE TO SLEEP TONIGHT

BOOMBOOMBITCH: BECAUSE IT WILL BE ON FIRE

MINAAAAAAAAAAA: .....did he just.....?

Gem: 😳

Gem: I think he did.....

Storm: wow he's not going to blow up your face this time????

MINAAAAAAAAAAAA: It's a miracle!!!!

BOOMBOOMBITCH: SHUT UP EXTRAS

MANLYROCK: So you don't hate us after all! 😊

BOOMBOOMBITCH: Maybe I will if you don't shut your face

pIKAAAAAAAA🌩: you mean this handsome face? You couldn't touch it, Bakuhoe

Gem: oOooOOOOH SHIT

BOOMBOOMBITCH:

TapeMan: 😂😂😂

MANLYROCK: Denki I'm scared for you rUN

Storm: I call giving a eulogy at his funeral!!

MINAAAAAAAA: wtf storm is that how little confidence you have in him?

Storm: ....maybe

MINAAAAAAAA: actually I cant blame you, bro

Storm: exactly

BroccoliBoiiii: why is kacchan sprinting down the hallway?

Gem: why are you asking us, you precius cinnamon roll?

BroccoliBoiiiii: cause you guys are always the reason for the destruction around here

BroccoliBoiiii: I mean I'm not wrong

MINAAAAAA: true but how dare you-

BroccoliBoiiii: he's not after me, is he? Cause if so hes going the wrong way

TapeMan: nah, hes after Denki

BroccoliBoiiii: ......rest in peace, pikachu, we will miss you

Storm: 😂😂😂

Storm: okay but can we actually start planning his funeral rn cause I think we'll need it

MANLYROCK: can we have sandwiches there? I want a caterer

Gem: KIRI NO

MANLYROCK: KIRI YES

MANLYROCK: but srsly I want sandwitches whos gonna take me to Subway

Storm: I will cause I love you more than all the rest of these hoes

Gem: bitch what

TapeMan: I'll do you one better - bitch why

MANLYROCK: I'll do you one even better - bitch how

Gem: I'll do you one mega better - bitch where

MANLYROCK: a subway, that's where

Storm: okay now I want subway too

Storm: KIRI

Storm:

MANLYROCK: thank god, youre my savior, Storm, ily 💕

Storm:

Gem: wtf is happening

MINAAAAAA: no one knows

MINAAAAAA: let's just leave these losers to their sandwitches

Storm: damn straight you will

Storm: jk I love both of you

Storm: 💕

Gem: ily too 💕

MINAAAAAAAA: both of you bitches are the best 💕

Storm: OKAY BYE LOSERS THE SANDWITCHES AWAIT

MANLYROCK: YEEHAW

(ten minutes later)

Gem: wait what happened to Denki?

MINAAAAAAA: eh, we'll find his body eventually and charge Bakuhoe for the murder

Gem: .....

Gem: sounds like a plan!

(And the shenanigans end. But for how long??)