pIKAAAAAAAAA🌩:

All for the 'Gram
Bitches love the 'Gram
Oh wait shit
Brr brr
Brr, brr, brr (aye)
Skrrt, skrrt

Storm: um what

pIKAAAAAAAAAA🌩:

Roxanne
Roxanne
All she wanna do is party all night
Goddamn, Roxanne
Never gonna love me but it's alright
She think I'm an asshole
She think I'm a player
She keep running back though
Only 'cause I pay up
Roxanne
Roxanne
All she wanna do is party all night

Gem: ?????

pIKAAAAAAAAAA🌩:

Met her at a party in the Hills, yeah
She just wanna do it for the thrill, yeah
Shorty drive a poodle with no top
But if I throw this money she gon' drop, aye
She don't wait in lines if it's too long
She don't drive the whip unless the roof off
Only want to call when the cash out
Only take the pic when her ass out

Jacks: im getting kinda concerned here

Gem: yea bro you okay??

pIKAAAAAAAAA🌩: no

pIKAAAAAAAAA🌩:

She from
Malibu, Malibu
If you ain't gotta foreign then she laugh at you
Malibu, Malibu
Spending daddy's money with an attitude

MANLYROCK: denki, we all love you but you cant just spam lyrics to us like this

MANLYROCK: we know that its your "one week past Valentine's day and im still single" tradition but bro

pIKAAAAAAAAA🌩: i want a girlfrienddddddddddd

pIKAAAAAAAAA🌩: *crying in the club*

mineta: i WANT ONE TOO ANY OF YOU LOVELY LADIES WANNA BE MY WAIFU?

mineta: ILL MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE I PROMISE-

Gem: wtf how did he get in here?????? who invited him??????

Soniccccc: I did because we cannot exclude one of our classmates! That is unbecoming of a class of heroes!!

Storm: iida i think you can make an exception for him

mineta: HEY LADIES MY LAP IS NICE AND WARM, IT'LL KEEP YOU TOASTY THIS WINTER-

(*Sonicccccc removed mineta from the group chat*)

Soniccccccc: Okay, that's enough of that.

Soniccccccc: I am afraid you were right for once, Storm

Storm: hA DID YOU HEAR THAT

Storm: IIDA'S NEVER WRONG SO IT MUST BE TRUE

Sonicccccccc: where did you get that idea? I am still wrong, of course. No one can be perfect

Storm: oh honey, youre definitely not the perfect one here. ngl, iida, momo's beating you at that

Jacks: ha true, shes literally so perfect it's scary

Creati: wait, what? you think I'm perfect?

Gem: what the fuck

Gem: how did you get here so fast???

Creati: Todoroki notified me that you were talking about me

Storm: brooo

Storm: todo are you a stalker??? youre literally just observing shit going down  bro

Todoroki: no, I'm just smart

Todoroki: i get to watch you guys being dumbasses from the sidelines so that way i dont risk getting possibly expelled 👍

Storm: .....touche

Creati: seriously though, guys, do you really think I'm perfect?

Gem: yes

Jacks: yes, definitely

Todoroki: yup, 100%

Sonicccccccc: I agree with my classmates. Yaoyorozu, you are an angel

Storm: true that

Creati: wow

Creati: I was not aware that this many people felt so strongly that I am perfect, even though I'm nowhere near that

Gem: i think youre the closest any person can get to perfect, momo

Creati: how sweet ☺

Creati: oh, and Denki, that's a great song you have there

pIKAAAAAAAAA🌩:

pIKAAAAAAA🌩: HER HIGHNESS RECOGNIZES ME

pIKAAAAAAA🌩: wait

pIKAAAAAAA🌩: you like that song? isnt it too..... not innocent for you?

Creati: well, it's catchy

Creati: what more is there to say?

Storm: wait

Storm: where the fuck is bakuhoe????

Creati: oh, and I'm around you guys a lot, so I really don't have innocence anymore

Gem: wHAT

Gem: PROTECC THE INNOCENCE

Gem: but srsly tho where the fuck is he?

BOOMBOOMBITCH: what do you bitches want?? you guys are so damn needy, istg

BOOMBOOMBITCH: i was making brownies

mINAAAAAAAAAAAA: WE HAVE BROWNIES

BOOMBOOMBITCH: NO IM MAKING THEM RN TF CAN YOU NOT READ

Gem: who are they for??

BOOMBOOMBITCH: MYSELF, WHO DO YOU THINK, DUMBASS

BOOMBOOMBITCH: and maybe a little bit for Kami cause he's kinda sad rn

MANLYROCK: what a bro,, Bakugo you're so kind and loving, we love you 😭💕

MANLYROCK:

BOOMBOOMBITCH: SHUT YO ASS UP

BOOMBOOMBITCH: but i love you guys too

BOOMBOOMBITCH: SHIT

(*BOOMBOOMBITCH sent an audio recording*)

"SIRI HOW THE FUCK DO I DELETE A MESSAGE? DELETE IT SIRI, DELETE IT- WAIT WHY ARE YOU RECORDING?? DONT SEND IT- OH MY GOD YOU FUCKING IDIOT"

BOOMBOOMBITCH: shut up, all of you

Storm: LMAOOO

Gem: WHAT IS THIS 😂😂😂

mINAAAAAAAAAA: omgggg bakugo has a soft sideeeee

pIKAAAAAAA🌩: you're making brownies for me? you're the best 😭

BOOMBOOMBITCH: i hate all of you

Storm: i may or may not steal some of those

BOOMBOOMBITCH: touch them and i will fucking cut you

Storm: oh wow im so scared

Storm: damn. how has he not been wrangled up by animal control? he's fucking feral

Gem: 😳

Gem: youre not wrong tho

BOOMBOOMBITCH: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY-

BOOMBOOMBITCH: ILL KICK YOUR ASS, BOTH OF YOU

Gem: suuure

BOOMBOOMBITCH: .....yOU THINK I WONT

Gem: yup

Gem: you love us too much

BOOMBOOMBITCH: I NEVER SAID-

mINAAAAAAAAAA:

BOOMBOOMBITCH: SHUT UP PINKY

BOOMBOOMBITCH: WHATEVER

BOOMBOOMBITCH: IT DOESNT METTER CAUSE THE BROWNIES ARE DONE, DUMBASS

Storm: 😏

Gem: ON MY WAY

BOOMBOOMBITCH: NOT YOU IDIOTS, THE OTHER IDIOT

BOOMBOOMBITCH: DUNCE FACE COME AND GET THEM BEFORE THEYRE GONE

Storm: no one's faster than me when it comes to the retrieval of food

Storm:

BOOMBOOMBITCH: aND HE AND I ARE FINISHED

BOOMBOOMBITCH: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CALL ME FERAL

Storm: wait what

Storm: SMGSJFSJTZJTD WHAT

BOOMBOOMBITCH: ha too slow

Storm: my brownies, nooo 😭

Gem: nah, its okay, i saved you some before the rabid animals pounced on them!!

Storm: i have never loved you more😭💕

Gem: you better love me cause i went through hell to get them to my room

Storm: iM COMING RN

Storm: sTAY WHERE YOU ARE, LOCK THE DOORS AND ONLY OPEN THEM WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THE PASSCODE

Gem: the one we made for a possible apocalypse situation?

Storm: yES

Gem: you got it! 👍

*thirty minutes later*

BroccoliBoiiiii: sorry, guys, i was training-!!!

BroccoliBoiiiiii: ......

BroccoliBoiiiiii: what.... just happened?

(Don't worry, Gem saved him some brownies too -- yes, because she's that amazing -- so he wasn't left out, and he ate them happily!)

**and it is here where the shenanigans cease..... for the moment.....**