When I first arrived at Punta Cana, like a weebload of people were on their honeymoon, so why not?
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Midoriya Izuku:

°•Cake and Broccoli•°

"And, with the power invested in me, I pronounce you, husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride."

Your no longer boyfriend, but your husband, placed a chaste kiss on your lips.

You tenderly ran your fingers through his green, fluffy hair, wanting this feeling to last an eternity.

You heard excited shouts, from friends and family, the loudest, surprisingly being the Bakugou's.

Bakugou had loosened up a bit, and had set aside his superiority complex, just to attend his childhood "best friend"'s wedding.

"FUCK YEAH DEKU!!"

He took your fragile small hands in his calloused ones, completely ignoring the excited profanity and ruckus coming from the Bakugou's.

"I love you, (y/n)...So much." Izuku said, with a light pink dusting his cheeks.

You kissed his cheek, and buried your face in his chest. "I love you, more than you can imagine..."

"Get a room, you guys!" Screamed a certain pink young lady.

You both parted, and laughed.

"Let's get this party started!" Uraraka pumped her fist in the air. "Oh, and no offense..."

Inko clapped her hands. "She's right!"

(Smol Time skip)

"Izukuuu...~" You say playfully. He walked away from the BakuSquad™ and smiled at you.

"Yes?"

"GIRLS!" You called, giving the official cue.

Ashido threw a slice of cake in Izuku's direction, but he quickly moved to the side. "M-Mina?!"

Uraraka tapped Izuku on the shoulder, and as soon as he turned his head, she slammed a piece of cake in his face.

"NOW!" Uraraka hollered. Tsuyu pulled the lever and about a gallon worth of cake batter fell from the trapdoor on the ceiling, landing on a beffudled symbol of peace.

Everybody laughed, including Izuku. Suddenly, the groom stopped laughing.

"Izuku?"

He reached up to touch his face. "Hey, I can be some napkins if you want?" You offered, but he stayed silent. Now, everybody had stopped laughing, concerned.

He grabbed a clump of cake and...

Threw it at you.

"IZUKUUU!!"

The church erupted in laughter once again, as you chased Izuku around the hall.

Izuku stopped running, as he bumped into a fleshy, six-pack surface.

"Young Midoriya." Said a hearty, deep voice.

"A-All Might?!"

He tackled his idol and inspiration in a tight hug. "W-Wait, Youn--"

Everybody gasped in unison. All Might, the former Symbol of Peace had just inflated!

"I can explain." Said a lone voice, belonging to your new husband.

You face palmed.

Time slip to Hoeymoon.

You rested your chin on his head, as Izuku hoisted you up his shoulders. "Are you sure?" He asked for the billionth time.

You nodded and subtly smelled his green, silky, locks. It sort of smelled a bit like pear, with a certain twist to it, you just can't put your finger on.

Izuku shook sand out of his All Might flip flops, and adjusted his All Might swimsuit trouser. He was still a crazed pro-hero fanatic.

"Okay, I'm going to do it..."

You nodded, still trying to figure out what his hair smelled like.

"Ready..."

He positioned you.

"Steady..."

He prepared for the launch.

"NOW!!"

He activated Full Cowling, and flung you to the open sea.

You screamed, and it suddenly came to you...

"IT SMELLED LIKE BROCCOLI!!!" You screamed at the top of your lungs, as you plunged into the water.

Izuku shrugged, and jumped right in with you.
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Bakugou Katsuki:

"And with the power invested in me, I pronounce you husband and wife."

Bakugou eagerly dipped you in for a French kiss, not even waiting for the cue to say so. You both parted, leaving a single string of saliva that quickly vanished.

You giggled, as a highly disapproving Iida squawked at the inappropriately chosen first kiss as husband and wife.

You intertwined your fingers with his, and looked up at his crimson orbs.

You snickered, and immediately wiped your hands on your wedding dress.

"You still have sweaty haaands.~" You teased.

"Oh, FUCK OFF!!"

He turned his head, blushing furiously.

"So, uh, can we have the cake now?" Said an impatient Mineta.

Tsuyu kicked him so hard, he smashed against a pillar.

"Why the hell did you invite him?" Bakugou whispered in your ear.

You shrugged. "I didn't."

(smol time skip)

The whole BakuSquad rubbed their hands togheter mischievously, except Sero.

"I'm so going to die..."
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"HEY, BAKUBRO!"

"(Y/N)!"

Step one, Kirishima and Ashido distract the newlyweds.

"Weird hair," Bakugou greeted.

"Mina!" You smiled at her.

Now, you were back to back to Bakugou.

A certain blond smirked. "Perfect..." He mumbled.

His girlfriend, Jirou glanced at him. He's not that stupid... Is he?

Step two, Kaminari shuts off the power.

Suddenly, the church had no source of light. You groaned.

"SERO, NOW!"

Step three, Sero ties them with his tape.

"I'M SOO SORRY!!" Sero said between tears as tape shot out of his elbows.

The tape tied around you and Bakugou, binding you two together.

The lights switched back on, and everyone turned to the couple.

You were on the floor, and Bakugou was on top of you, sticky tape keeping you both togheter.

Bakugou chuckled, a dark aura around him.

"K-Katsuki?" You stuttered.

He stood up, taking you up with him. "You're....ALL FUCKING DEAD!!"

Last step, RUN!!

The BakuSquad scattered in different directions, hoping to throw Bakugou off.

Instead, Bakugou settled for the one and only...

Sero Hanta.

"IT WASN'T M-M-M-MY IDEA!!!!!" He cried as taped himself on the roof, out of the angered blonde's reach.

He was about to blast himself on the roof, when his quirk was...

Gone?

"I see you haven't changed since your highschool years, Bakugou." Said a smooth, monotone voice.

"Mr.Aizawa?!"

"YEEEEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

"And Present Mic?!"

Aizawa helped you both out of the tape, occasionally sending glares in the BakuSquad's direction.

Yuh so like when was the last time I updated this shitty book hmmm

This was a draft in July of 2018 oof
Just thought that I would publish it 🤷🏽‍♀️