I have never seen the general so despondent

All might seemed like a completely different person now, less despondent then he is on tv or in interviews. All of this must be hitting him

I have taken over writing all of his correspondence

You really didn't wanna write at all.

Congrats writes "George, attack the British forces"
I Shoot back, we have resort to eating our horses

You could see Kirishima crying over his now eaten horse

Local merchants deny us equipment assistance

Things really suck over here. I just hope I can get home at the end of the day

They only take the British money, so don't a song of sixpence

You could see all might walking into the room

"The cavalry's not coming"

"But sir-"

"(L/N), Listen. There is only one way for us to win. Provoke, outrage, outright."

"That's right"

"Don't engage strike by night remain relentless til the troops take flight"

"Make it impossible to justify the cost of the fight"

"Outrun"

"Outrun"

We don't know what we are talking about now so we are just repeating each other hoping that it sounds cool

"Outlast"

"Outlast"

"Hit em quick get them fast"

"Chick-a-pla!"

The fuck (Y/N)
-all might

"Stay alive till this horror show is past we're gonna fly a lot of flags half mast

"Raise a glass"

Pretty much everyone just wanted to to home

"I go back to New York and my apprenticeship"

Kirishima just wants to to home and to his apprenticeship

But does he get that? Nope!

"I ask France for aid, pray that France have sent a ship"

Sorry kaminari

"I work with (L/N) we write essays against slavery and everyday a test of our camaraderie"

Shoto (Shoto is now Lauren's) is the only one that gets what they want at the moment

We cut supplies we steal contrabang
We pick and choose our battles and places to take a stand
And everyday

"Sir entrust me with the command"

And everyday

"No"

He dismisses me out of hand

'Jerk' you think to yourself. You are literally perfect for the command

Instead of me he pronates

Monoma!

Makes him second in command...

"I'm a general WEEEE"

How the fuck do you think he is good for the role All might?!?

Yeah he's not the choice I would or gone for

He shits the bed at the battle of Monmouth

"Everyone attack!"

"Retreat"

Complete bloodshed was happening all around the place so you only bothered to listen to All might, you can't take the little copycat anymore

"Attack!"

"Retreat!"

"What are you doing Monoma! Get back on your feet!"

"But there are so many or them!"

"I'm sorry is this not your speed?"

"(L/N)!"

You quickly looked at all might as he said your name

"Ready sir!"

"Let Kaminari take the lead!"

Seriously! He's dumb! Why promote him! (Sorry kaminari)

"Okay sir"

A thousand soldiers die in hundred degree heat

Too hot......

As we snatch a stalemate from the jaws of defeat

Monoma was left behind without a pot to piss in, he sang this to anybody who would listen:

"All might cannot be left alone to his devices, indecisive from crisis to crisis. The best thing he can do for the revelation is to turning back to mount Vernon"

You can see Deku trying to kill Monoma

"Don't do a think history will prove him wrong"

All might is trying to convince you to not kill Monoma even tho is a piece of trash in a garbage truck that was left for 10000 years

"But sir-"

"We have a war to fight! Let's move along"

"Strong words from Copy, someone oughta hold him of"

Shoto told you with a worrier glance

"I cannot disobey direct orders"

"Then I'll do it...."

"(Y/N) your the closest friend I got"

"Shoto..... you are so mother fucking hot"

BLOOPER!!!

"Shoto.... do not throw away your shot *kisses him*

I'M SORRY! BLOOPER 2

"Shoto.... do not throw away you shot"