It's a Bakugou x reader vine

Sorry but he's the only one that fits this vine guy

Also I had to share this

That one kid in your class that is a little shit: fuck your nan

My history teacher: she's dead

Everyone else in the class: awwww

Me in the back: Same!

My best friend next to me (worst mistake a teacher can do): I think your fucked up family is starting to get to you

You: I need coffee/tea

Bakugou: oh my god (y/n) you don't need a coffee/tea machine to work out

You: if I don't I might hurt someone so you want to be a victim?

Bakugou: you are shorter then me woman/guy/person/attack helicopter one time you slapped a mosquito and it slapped you back calm down

Your mother (is she excites in you life, if not SAME): leave my daughter alone!

Bakugou: shut it old hag

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You in hot clothing: how's this then?

Bakugou: ohhh yes you look like a church girl/boy/person ready to sin for the first time

*about to grab your ass but you walk away (HA!)*

Bakugou: no 😢

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You: *doing push-ups*

Bakugou: getting chocolate wasted on a Sunday

You: *doing pull ups*

Bakugou: *passing out on a field*

You: *running*

Bakugou: we gotta change that life style (y/n) you are 2 bears away from looking like the green Fiona

(I'mma ruin your childhood and tell you that shrek is 82, around that, years older then Fiona)

You: *laughing*

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You: *eating your favourite dinner*

Bakugou: don't, you love food then you do me

You: hahaha

Bakugou: you still have your wisdom teeth in because they told you couldn't eat for 3 to 7 days

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Bakugou: (a parent/guardian that you have in your life name) your child has a problem

Your parent/guardian: what problem don't they have

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