./:\. Izuku Midoriya ./:\.

Great. Just g r e a t.

You told the boys not to let Izuku get drunk. And what does that hedgehog do? Gets him drunk.

"Sorry Y/n! We didn't realize he had so much," Kirishima apologized for the hundredth time.

"I promise it's ok! Now go tend to your drunk boyfriend," You chuckle, then grab hold of the drunk Izuku's hand. He smirked proudly.

Once you both made it to his dorm, you shove him on the bed then walk to the bathroom to get a glass of water.

"Babeeeee....." He whined.

"Hm?" You poke your head out from the bathroom.

"I want cuddles!" He looked at you, a shimmer in his eyes.

"Fine," you grumble and walk over to him. He opened his arms quickly and pulled you into him.

"I'm sorry," he mumbled against your shoulder.

"About what?"

"Letting Kacchan get me drunk."

"It's ok," you chuckle and kiss his freckled face.

•/:\" Katsuki Bakugo "/:\•

Welp. The whole damn world is gonna come to an end. Because, The Bakugo, was fucking drunk.

"Hey there beautiful," he winked.

"Hm?"

"Are you single?"

"No.."

"WHAT?!?" The ash-blond flipped the table you were both sitting at. "BY WHO?!"

"You."

"Oh," a smirk appears on his face. "I'm one lucky man."

"Yeah, yeah. Remember the word lucky when you get sober tomorrow." You roll your eyes.

•^/ Eijiro Kirishima \^•

Stupid Bakugo. He just had to get Kirishima drunk.

"Baby," he mumbled, before crawling around the bed to lay his head in your lap.

"What's wrong?" You run your hands through his hair.

"If I'm like a shark, why aren't you scared of me?"

"Because I love you."

"Yeah but, what if I turn into a shark?! What if I hurt you?!"

"Then I'd call you My baby shark, and I would still love you even if you harmed me."

He gasped.

"BABY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO!" He cheered. And you laugh.

~|•| Denki Kaminari |•|~

A short-circuit Denki is funny and hard to put up with. So Sero had the great idea to get him drunk and short-circuit him.

Once you got him into his dorm and gave him a bottle of water, you settled yourself onto his bed. Denki was sprawled across the floor with his phone in his hands. Your phone dinged. So you grabbed it and opened up the new message.

Him; where are you?

"What the frack, Denki! I'm right here!" You laugh.

"OOOOO!" he gasped, then leaped on you.

+|^| Hitoshi Shinso |^|+

He drank five bottles of bear, and a whole bottle of Vodka. Who aloud him to? Monoma.

"Are you mad at me?" Shinso mumbled, his words slurred together. Poking your face as he asked.

"No."

He turned his head to Smoky, his cat. "I think she's mad at me. What should I do?"

You laugh. It wasn't the first time he has talked to his cat but it's just hilarious.

"Yay! She isn't mad, good job Smoky."

Wait. What did Smoky do?

•/:\ Shoto Todoroki \:/•

You were called at 4am to go retrieve your drunk ass boyfriend. Midoriya was the first person you saw so you march over.

"Where is he?" You ask, your voice deep from sleep.

"U-up the tree," he stuttered. So you look up and there he was, hanging from a branch.

"Baby! Get down!" You scream.

"No!" He yelled back.

"Yes!"

His face turned pouty, like a toddler. "But you'll yell at me.."

"No I won't."

"Ok." He climbed down.

You opened your arms out to him, and he crashed into them. Making both of you fall over.

"Cmon get up." You huff, he was crushing you.

"No, I wanna cuddle." He protested, nuzzling his face against your neck.

"Need help?" Midoriya mumbled.

"Please," You sigh.

|"|~ Tenya Iida ~|"|

Kaminari and Sero actually convinced him to drink. And now he's drunk.

"By the name of heroism, I demand you to be mine!" He yelled, throwing his arms in the air.

"But what if I'm taken?"

He gasped in surprise. "By whooooo?"

"You, dummy."

"Oh."

|'|• Dabi •|'|

This bitch rarely gets drunk. But when he did. He was a horny little fuck.

"Heyyyyy," he purred.

"No."

"Please? Just a quickie?" He wrapped his arms around your middle.

"No."

"You're mean." He huffed, then nuzzled against your tummy.

•>-< Hanta Sero >-<•

"SPIDY MAN! SPIDY MAN!" Sero cheered.

"wHAT THE FUCK-" you scream. He was swinging on the light posts on the sides of the road.

"YEEHAW!" He yelled.

"Why did Mina let him get drunk" you groan, then start chasing after him.

[^< Neito Monoma >^]

"Hehe," Neito chuckled. He poked your face, making you stir and wake up.

"What's wrong?" You yawn.

"Did you know you're pretty?" He giggled

"I'm very aware. Now go to sleep."

"bUt I dOnT wAnNa!" He groaned.

"I don't care! You shouldn't have gotten drunk at 2 in the morning!"

"I love you~"

"I love you too."

\_/ Shigaraki \_/

Kurogiri left the bar for one moment, and Dabi already got himself knocked out drunk. And Tomura was pretty drunk.

"Baby~" Tomura cooed. "How much do you love me?"

"Bigger than the universe. Now how much do you love me?"

"Bigger than the whole universe! And Heaven! Oooooh, and I love you as big as hell, since hell his really big too." He laughed, and you stared at him.

"What the fuck..."

. Aizawa .

The moment Mic called and said Aizawa was tipsy, you rushed to the bar. And by the time you got there Aizawa already downed two other bottles.

"Hehe..sorry Y/n," Mic mumbled.

"It's not your fault. Let me guess, the students were a pain today?" You make your way to Aizawa and Mic.

"Yep."

You hummed in response. And Aizawa glanced at you. Then he turned his whole body towards you.

"Can you beat the student's asses for me?" He whined. "I'll say you knocked me out then went to beat em."

"The school knows I'll tear them new one's for fun. So no point in trying to veer around that." You laugh. "Now, let's get your drunk ass home."

"I'll see you guys tomorrow," Mic waved goodbye and walked out the bar.

"Yes! Let's go home!" Aizawa threw his arms in the air. "Where's home again?"

"This way," You mumble, and grab his hand. He was going to be so hungover tomorrow.

|\~ Overhaul ~/|

"This place is a fucking mess," Kai grimaced at the spotless room.

"What do you mean?" You mumble, kicking your legs back and forth from the couch you were sitting upon.

"Just look! It's disgusting!" He whined. Throwing his arms towards the coffee table.

"What's wrong with it?" You grumble. He's been like this for at least an hour, a big cleaning machine. After he downed a case of beer.

"It doesn't have you on it," he pouted.

/: Hawks :\

"Y/n! Look! Look!" Hawks leaped out of your bedroom. Makeup covered his face. You put him to bed because he was drunk, the smart bastard pretended to be asleep.

"Am I beautiful yet?" He posed.

~|- Tamaki Amajiki-|~

The poor elf boy didn't mean to get drunk. In fact, he didn't know the beverages had alcohol in them.

"Whoa, Tamaki! How much did you have?" Mirio glanced at his tipsy state.

"Who are you?" The navy-haired male mumbled, trying to maintain his balance.

"That's just sad," you chuckle. Then loop your arm around him.

./^\ Yo Shindo /^\.

"Baby," he mumbled.

"What?"

"Can you, like, stop being pretty?" He kissed your cheek.

"Can you stop getting drunk?"

"I guess nothings going to change then," he laughed.

|<* Inasa Yoarashi *>|

"Excuse me madam!" Inasa yelled, walking into the living room, bringing the smell of alcohol with him.

"I have something important to tell you!" He yelled, and leaped on top of you.

"Can't... breathe-"

"I want cuddles."

•|~ Natsuo Todoroki ~|•

"I fucking hate my dad," Natsuo yelled.

"I know," you patted his head.

"But I fucking love you," He stared at you.

"How much did you drink?" You chuckle.

"Whatever's left in that empty bottle." He pointed to the rolling bottle on the table.

-|• Testutestu Testutestu •|-

Quiet as a mouse, you head up to Testu's dorm. When you walk in, Testu was wearing one of your bras and messily put on makeup.

"Am I manly now?"

|* Mirio Togata *|

Mirio grabbed his phone, and started playing the Jaws theme song.

"What are you-"
"Shhhhh," he whispered. Then he sunk into the ground.

"Welp," you mumble. And turn so your head was facing the ceiling. And suddenly a head appeared.

"DUN DUN DAAAHHHHHH," Mirio chuckled.