"Wait, so let me get this straight..." Michael Mell, the Hoodie Man That Gets Way Too Much Credit and is Very Overrated, stared at Abby (aka me lol) confused. "So we somehow got transported here... to your universe... where we're all in—"

"A MUSICAL—?!" Jeremy Heere, the Blue Sweater Boi That While He Did Bad Things He Isn't the Bad Guy of BMC and people need to realize that, was lowkey panicking, pacing around the room and trying to think logically. How was this even possible? One minute he was in his room playing video games with Michael, the next he was at some random girl's house! 

Abby just shrugged. "I guess haha." 

She started slowly moving closer to Jenna Rolan, the Character Everyone Only Uses as a Plot Device or Just Entirely Ignores,  because Jenna is her favorite character and shit and she feels like calling herself out in her own fan fiction I guess— anyways, Jenna just kind of looked at her and waved awkwardly.

Taking a minute to process this, Jake Dillinger, the Most Underrated Boi That Everyone Treats Like He's Only Sports, just looked down at the ground. He looked back up at Abby after a few seconds. "And you're sure this isn't, like, a fucking fever dream...?"

"Wait lemme check—" Abby laid down on her bed and hit her head against the top bunk as she always did, letting out an "OUCH—" Before looking back at everyone. ".... yeah this isn't a dream—"

Chloe Valentine, the Head Bitch in Charge or whatever it's called Who The Fandom Never Gives a Proper Redemption Arc to, was still just kind of on her phone, not really caring at this point. "So if what you're saying is true, what's this musical exactly even called?" 

"Be More Chill, also known as BMC by a lot of the fandom—" 

"We have a fandom—?" Michael asked curiously, adjusting his glasses. 

Abby looked at him and nodded. "And lemme tell you, the fandom LOVES you Michael. You're, like, the only one they care about to be honest." She rolled her eyes. "So naturally I'm sick of you—"

Brooke Lohst, the only girl besides occasionally Christine people give depth to, slowly raised her hand, some of her blonde hair in her face. "So, uh, what does the fandom think of me...?" 

"I mean,,, they like you more than Chloe I think—" as Abby said that, Chloe looked up from her phone and glared intensely. Abby continued talking regardless. "So like,,, that's a plus I guess"

Rich Goranski, the Boi That Everyone in This Fandom Treats as Just an UwU Fire Boi, was just kind of staring at a poster on the wall of Abby's room. "'Dear Evan Hanthen...'?" He looked over at Jeremy. "Ithn't that your thep brother'th name—?"

"OH MY G—" Jeremy was freaking out more. "HE HAS A MUSICAL TOO—?" 

Christine Canigula, the Character That Everyone Decided That if She Feels Any Emotions Besides Happy or Sad She's Evil Even Though Emotions Are Normal, was trying to help comfort Jeremy along with Rich (because Spicy Bis now shhhh—) while making conversation with Abby. "So, uh, I like your Earth themed night light...!"

Abby grinned excitedly, because she was also a big fan of Christine. "Thanks—" that's when this child had an idea. "WHAT IF I SHOWED YOU ALL THE MUSICAL?!" She squealed and ushered them all to her living room since her family wasn't home yet because PLOT CONVENIENCE!!

"I-I mean, I guess...?" Michael shrugged. Everyone else also agreed. While they were stuck here, they might as well get some entertainment.

"And also I'll tell you all about the fandom which you probably don't wanna hear about—" Abby turned on the TV and started searching up a bootleg (BECAUSE YOUTUBE) as everyone sat down on the couch. "Original or Broadway?"

"What's the difference..?" Jeremy asked quietly.

"Nevermind imma just put on Broadway—" Abby quickly said and found a bootleg. She then went to go make popcorn because this was gonna be a mess.