-Evan doesn't like smoking so Michael uses pot brownies. Evan is still not amused 

-Since Evan is the mom friend of the group (and Christine too) everyone is always borrowing him to help them with things and Michael gets jealous—

-"I'm carrying you"

"Michael no"

"MICHAEL Y E S"

-Michael only picks out the BEST 80'-90's romance songs to spam Evan with 

-They adopt a girl in the future, maybe more kids, idk