Mr Reyes: okay, when the admin (or whoever it was) walks in, we all need to yell "PENIS" at the top of our lungs and we are allowed to because we're learning about reproduction!

Rich: do flowers have peepees—?

Jared: okay this is Senor Pancreas and he looks like a fluffy version of the continent known as Africa

Zoe: you remember the symbol of mercury being "Hg" because of Freddie Mercury. He's dead. Gone. He Gone. Hg.

Christine: T H E   K R O G E R

This was all in science class—