Have a My Little Pony AU no one asked for—

Alana— Twilight Sparkle

Evan— Fluttershy

Christine— Pinkie Pie (why does everyone make Michael pinkie pie Christine is better fit for the role going by her cute energy she has when around people she likes—)

Jake- Applejack so I can call him AppleJake

Rich- Idk I guess using his during the musical personality he's Rainbow Dash..?

Jenna— Rarity because Chloe is gonna be Sunset Shimmer for reasons that idk about right now okay—?

Zoe— Princess Celestia

Connor— Princess Luna

Jared— Discord because Kleinsen and Fluttercord 

Michael— Shining Armor

Jeremy— Princess Cadence because I'm running out of ideas