It was now lonchtaime!1!1!!1!!!1!1

You planned to meet blueberry boi, Cody, by the doors to the cafeteria. You were there for like 10 minutes before he showed up.

"Yes hello" he said.

"You left me waiting. Don't keep that up." You say. lmao u fuckin tsundere.

"Oof sorry,, won't happen again I was with my friends" the somehow really attractive blueberry apologizes.

"O wow u have friends? Shocking" you reply. damn ok ik ur a tsundere but holy shit stop bein so rude to blueberry bitch-

"If ya don’t stop being rude I’ll have to get you in a headlock" someone says. You look up to see the Norwegian girl in your class peering at you from around the corner.

uh ok

You just nod in confusion.

"I'm watching you" she says. she proceeds to vanish into thin air. she's gone back to the real world, back to Norway, out of this cursed fic. the fourth wall? shattered.

"weLL OKAY LUNCH TIME!!" Cody says, pushing you towards the cafeteria and towards a table with three boys sitting at it.

"These are my friends, Dan, Zach, and Maxx" Cody says.

The boys wave. One of them, Maxx, is holding a cat.

What the fuck

Maxx seems to read your thoughts and holds up the cat naaaaaaa seveniaaaaaaaaaa style. "this is pistol she's a queen and my daughter" he says.

"Hi Pistol." you say. You almost call her gun child ruler of another race but you don't. coward.

"So this is y/n she's my friend" cody says, sitting down.

you wince at the word friend. ouch. friendzoned.

and is the author assuming genders? yes. yes she is.

"Hi y/n" One of the boys, Zach, says. you notice he's wearing a time turner.

lmao fuckin wizard nerd you think. leave zach alone.

Y'all talk for a bit yada yada. your mind wanders to ravioli (ya hungry bitch) and you remember cody invited you to go get some ravioli after school ;)).

You find out that they have a band ig. blueberry sings, wizard nerd n the man who dONT WANT NO ICE CREAM play guitar, n cat worshipper plays drums. you don't know if it's cool or funny. you decide on cool cause ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Then the bell decides to go "ding ding suffer in class you bitches" cause it rings n lunch is over. Cody, being the kind blueberry he is, walks you to ur next class.

"Are we still getting ravioli after school?" you ask.

"Haha yeah" Blueberry boy responds.

"Okay, good. Don't let me down." you say. You turn on your heel sassily™ n enter ur classroom and blueberry boi leaves.

tsundere much

You're left to think about what will happen. is it a date or platonic? The world may never know. Until the next chapter lmao