Sans's pov
Odd. He did a question. He doesn't know my timeline was genocide as well as his timeline Blue died. Of course I couldn't tell him. It's still difficult.
I gets back and I see Pap. Again sitting on the couch. "HELLO PAPY!!" "Hey. Blue. Can I ask you a question?" "SURE THING PAPYRUS!!"
My throat hurts from loudly speaking. Wait! Do I even have a throat? "How many times had you been on the surface?"
Ok. Should I lie? Yeah! I got to... "I NEVER BEEN HERE TILL NOW MWEH HEH HEH!!" I hope he buys it....

"Ok. Why did your voice deepen and your eyes little and white earlier?"

What should I say?!? "I HAVE NO IDEA!! MWEH HEH HEH!!" The best I can come up with.

"What good do you like?"

What?!? Hotdogs... wait! My notes says Tacos. Yeah. That... "TACOS!! OH AND IM GOING OUT TO GET INGREDIENTS BYE!!" And I leave... this is harder on the surface.