Hi there, nice to meet you.
My name is depression and I'll be taking care of you tonight...
Would you like to hear our specials? They include sleeping and existential dread!
No? Okay...
Our soup of the day is made from tears and shredded skin, any ideas on what to drink?
Okay, I'll get that to you right away.
Your pain should be here in a moment, I'll try to get the chef to hurry it.
Thank you for dining with us, that will be $27.95, your mental state, and sanity.
Thanks for the tips!
Tipping 100% is unusual, but I know you mean it.
We hope you come back sometime, every second of every day ok?
Great... see ya real soon!