Something that happened to me and my bro while playing Stick War 3.

Me: Yo, Im desperate for gems. Can I defeat you to get money?

My bro: Wait, Im playing Sonic CD.

Me: Then hurry up.

1 Minute Later...

My bro: K, Im ready.

Me: Finally.

Also Me: *trains a Magikill to crush statue easily*

This lonely man was the only one on the battlefield (minus the Miners)

Imma name him Cassio

Cassio: *walking slowly to my bro's statue*

But Cassio sees some Shadowrath at the midpoint

Me: Dude, I said I needed to kill you for money.

My bro: Its only one. Don't worry, I'll user control him.

Cassio: *continues to walk to the statue*

I wanna name the Shadowrath, Malcolm.

Malcolm: Im helping the slow old man reach his destination.

Cassio: I can walk perfectly fine alone.

Malcolm: *starts doing weird spinny movements when walking*

Me: Oi, what are you doing?

My bro: I don't know. He does that when he walks I think.

A few minutes later...

Cassio: *brings the statue down to 2 bars*

Malcolm: *distracting the Giants I trained*

Also Malcolm: Meh, I give up. I wonder how the old man's doing.

Statue crumbles

Malcolm: ...

My bro: Did you get money?

Me: ...

My bro: ???

Me: ALL I GOT WAS 35 XP BUT NO MONEY!!!!

Also me: You know what? I'll just play Minecraft.

My bro: Wanna play together?

Me: Nah, I wanna play alone.

*Please ignore the fact that I named Cassio and Malcolm after characters from Shakespeare books.