Me Being a Nerd or Negative Thinker

Wouldn't it be cool if robots did every single job in the world?

Me: No because more humans will loose their jobs and have no money to get food.

Yo, you're very smart. I bet life's easy for you.

Me: ... My life is a bit of a pain because everywhere people are better than me and I honestly think Im not good enough.

2 year old learning to talk: This is a T rex *points to a dinosaur toy*

Me: Actually, you're wrong. Thats a Carcharodontasaurus, relative of the Tyrannosaurus Rex.

My dad: Whoa! Look at that bird. Is that a toucan?

Me: No. Its a hornbill. You can tell by that bony structure on its bill.

2 year old: The world is a beautiful place.

Me: Dude, the world is full of global warming, pollution, depression, evil leaders, world hunger, sickness, hackers, bullies, sexist and rascist people, gamblers, drunk men, and inequality and lack of rights.

Guy: Name the first thing that comes to mind when you see a dinosaur skeleton.

Me: Depends on the dinosaur if its an ornithischian or saurischian (did I spell it right)

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