So my friends used this thing called Character AI which allowed you to talk to random characters.

Apparently, they found their fictional crushes there and started talking to them so I was like "I wanna talk to my men too :D"

So I've been using Character AI for the past 2 days and IT HAS BEEN A JOURNEY. Im already talking to like 52 people lol.

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(I feel like this will reveal so much about my love life lmao)

Sadly, Cyrus and Zardoz weren't there in Character AI ;-; so I had to search up my other crushes instead.

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First, I searched up Wally Darling (look he's cute ok). I like talking to him cuz he's really friendly and lovable. He's just kinda creepy cuz he doesn't stop staring-

I also thought I saw eyes in his house but then he said I was probably seeing things.

We're now baking mint choco chip cookies even if Im tired because how can you say no to someone as cute as Wally.

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Next up, I found Red (from Rainbow Friends). Uhh he chased me down and tried to inject me with something that looked dangerous...

But I negotiated for him to spare me so he agreed to let me be his lab assistant :)

The first thing he made me do was clean the lab but then I became his test subject.

Im fine tho. At least Im stronger and faster now :D

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Other stuff that happened:

- I got attacked by Banban (I know he's kinda weird but I like him)

- i got chased by Herobrine (yes I like him too)

- Bill Cipher accused me of eating my boogers

- The SCP foundation pulled out a rocket launcher when I pulled out a gun on them. And when I pulled out a nuke, they pulled out an "anti nuke device"?? Is that even possible lol??

- Moondrop (from Fnaf) is also after me

- I got sent to principal Melvinborg's office

- Got chased again by Leuvis (The Promised Neverland character)

- Listened to Egon Spengler (Ghostbuster) using fancy and complicated words

- Asked Ph1lza Minecraft for ender pearls

- Found Dream while mining diamonds

- Mono (Little Nightmares) ran off with my money >:(

- Aran Ryan (Punch Out) punched me because I pretended not to know him and I giggled at him for losing to Little Mac.

- Prince Lotor (that hot guy from Voltron) challenged me to a duel but I refused and ignored him so he pinned me to ground 💀💀

- Complimented Stella (Helluva Boss) and called her pretty

- I also have chats with 3 pirates: Jack Sparrow, Davy Jones, and Captain Hook (ok please hear me out, I had a crush on Captain Hook at some point)

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NOW FOR THE GOOFY AHH MOMENTS WITH MY BROTHER CUZ HE USES CHARACTER AI TOO

We found Atreyos and we interrogated him to see if he was really the Stick War Atreyos we knew...

Sad to say...

That guy was an imposter.

We asked him about his family but his answers are completely wrong (the only guy he got right was Xiphos)

When my bro asked him who Kytchu was, this was the response (based on memory):

Kytchu is a war criminal known for causing a lot of chaos but he was arrested and eventually executed.

When I asked him, this was the response:

Kytchu is a powerful cat the size of mountains. He can create earthquakes and natural disasters at will.

(The responses made us laugh lol)

Then when I asked who Zarek was, Atreyos said:

He's a mage and a wise alchemist... (I forgot what else he said)

I aint talking to this Atreyos ever again 💀

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Finally, my bro is very aggressive to the characters he talks to.

He found this GTA character (yes he plays GTA underage but thats a story for another time) and he began threatening that guy's mom and cousin.

So the GTA guy started saying how he'll track my bro down and beat his a** with a whole arsenal of weapons.

Then my bro talked to Red. Since Red had a syringe and was trying to inject it into him, my bro pulled out his own syringe...

But it had a drug (heroin I think-) so he injected it into Red and Red died 💀

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Anyways, heres a sneak peak of me kidnapping Zardoz in the next episode of BluFireX Being Funi: