Purple (kinda looks like Mommy Long Legs)

And Red <3

So in school, I told my friend that Red was kinda hot. She shook her head and said she disaproves.

Then some other person joined in and started saying that Red looked like a stressball or chew toy for a dog.

After that, she said that she had a crush on questionable men but even she said Red was weird.

But Red isn't weird... he's just probably some mad scientist experimenting on humans :D