I'm starting this off, with a little note. First off, I died when I wrote that lemon, in a good way though. I made the mistake of telling my best friend about it and she read it "sexily" while us and some friends played Card against Humanity. It wouldn't have been so terrible if my friends hadn't said it was good. I'm honored they liked it, but I'm awkward that I was good at writing about people fucking...
#lemonstruggles...

Another thing before the chapter, something happened recently and I'm just now realizing it's my first! For the first time, I've had readers write a message on my board. I have a lot of FANTASTICALLY AWESMAZING READERS... but I was just awestruck someone wrote on my board. Huge thanks to @kittyclaws1274 and @JeanaAcristic !!! It seems like a small thing but, as anyone who reads these notes knows, every little thing matters to me.

Lastly, happy 2-month anniversary to this book! Let's checks the stars. 31 parts (5 being A/N's), 582 votes, 7.75k reads, and

I love y'all so much!

-Bug
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You woke up to the obnoxious beeping of your phone alarm. Groaning, you felt around drowsily for the device, finding yourself unsuccessful. Pushing yourself up, you opened your eyes and looked around the room. The blankets fell from your bare skin and a blush painted your face. You turned and looked back at the bed, eyes laying sight to your skeletal lover. Remembering the events of your previous venture, you laughed quietly and stood. You stood, a soreness emitting from between your legs as you walked. After finding your phone and turning off the annoying alarm, you retreated to the bathroom and flipped on the lights.

Your mismatched eyes found your reflection and widened at your wild look. Post-sex bed head wasn't exactly the most trending style. You glanced at G!Sans once again and found him still asleep. Smiling to yourself, you closed the door and moved to the shower. You twisted the knobs until a hot stream of water fell from the shower head. Stepping into the shower, you let the hot shower wash over you.

A loose sigh escaped your lips and you grinned. You massaged shampoo into your scalp and continued through the usual procedures of a shower. As you bathed you heard the door open and close. You peered around the curtain but found that no one was in the room. Shrugging, you shrank back into the shower and rinsed the last of the soap from your body. Turning the water off, you hummed the song Frisk had taught and wrapped a towel around you.

As you exited the bathroom, you found G!Sans missing from the bed and you raised a brow.

"Sans? Where'd you go?" You called.

Silence pursued your calls and you pursed your lips. "I swear to god Sans, if you're planning something I'm gonna smack you."

"Can't smack me if you can't find me." He chimed deviously.

You whipped around and tried to spot the source of his voice, only being met with nothing. You whipped around, the towel around you just barely clinging to you. Two boney hands fell on your shoulders and a shriek boomed from your lips. You jumped forward and fell, twisting just far enough to see G!Sans burst into laughter.

You glared at him and adjusted the towel so it covered your skin. "Hardy har! Jackass..." You muttered.

"At least I'm your ass." He smirked.

"No! My ass is hella fine! You're a little above okay."

He chuckled and offered a hand. "If by okay you mean godly, then I concur."

You rolled your eyes and let him heft you to your feet. "I say what I mean and I mean was I said." You said in a singsong tone.

Glancing around the bed, you furrowed your brow and looked at G!Sans. "Where are my clothes?" You asked.

He smiled slyly and shrugged. "I guess they're down in the laundry. Oh darn~" He teased.

You punched him playfully and sat on the bed. "Am I just supposed to sit here naked until they get out, or are you gonna teleport and grab me some clothes from home."

He pretended to consider the options but smirked. "Nah, it's too much work. Besides, I like this little thing you've got going."

He motioned to your small towel and a dust of blush decorated your cheekbones. He approached you and chuckled. Gently he placed his mouth to yours in a sweet embrace. You giggled into the kiss but returned the gesture. His hand snaked around to the small of your back and you pulled away just enough to get his attention.

He looked at you, one eye teasing golden power. "Problem?" He asked.

Mischief played in your eyes as you pecked his forehead. "Sorry dear, but that's all you get for now. I'm still sore from yesterday's venture." You hummed with a smirk.

He chuckled and pulled away, looking down at you. "Was I that good?" He asked.

You rolled your eyes and concealed a smile. "Considering that was my first time and I have nothing to compare it to, the question's rigged." You lolled back.

He raised a 'brow' and laughed. "It's nice knowing I don't have any competition." He cooed.

You snickered and stood up. "Aw, Was tall, dark and asshole worried about some other monster sweeping me off my feet?" You faked a gushy tone while sending him eyes full of false pitty.

He faked snort and shoved his hands into his pockets. "Heh, hell no. I wouldn't let anyone get that close to you anyway."

His simple words made you feel loved and protected. Beaming, you wrapped your arms around him and buried your face into him. "I love you Sans."

"I love you too dove."

You released him and walked to the bathroom, using a complimentary toothbrush to brush your teeth. What else would you use the toothbrush for? As you prepared for the day in the few ways you had currently available, G!Sans slipped into the shower and went about his own routines. After grooming your wet hair and polishing your mouth bones, (apparently Bug-chan has a problem with the word teeth today.) you took a seat on the bed and flipped on the television.

Twenty minutes into Mettaton's program, a quiet tap settled against the door. G!Sans was in the shower so you wrapped the blanket around you and walked to the door. Opening it, you found a petite sized girl wearing a stereotypical cute maid outfit. She was on the humanoid side. She had the shape and proportions of a human but she had a sleek coat of fur over her body like a dalmatian.
Two large floppy ears sat promptly above her head and a tail wagged happily behind her. Her face seemed more snout-ish but in a cute way. It was like a cross between a dalmatian and teenage girl. Adorable.

"Hello! My name is Gou-Gou. I have your clothes." She said happily. From a cart next to her she revealed a neatly folded pile of clothes. Carefully she removed them and placed them in your hands.

"I also came to see if you had any orders! Currently we're serving a breakfast of waffles, hotcakes, fresh fruits, biscuits and gravy, bacon, and sausage. Beverages include tea, customized coffees and juice. Any request?"

Upon hearing the breakfast menu, your eyes widened. "Oh! I'd like to order biscuits and gravy with Irish Breakfast tea please. How much will it be?" You asked.

Gou-Gou laughed and waved her pawlike hand submissively. "Oh don't worry about costs. Mettaton was made aware of your stay and we were instructed to serve you free of charge. She even hand picked me to aid this rooms services under the belief you'd like me best."

You snickered and rolled your eyes. "He sure is a drama queen. Thank you for my clothing, and the order. I'll see you soon!" You chirped.

Gou-Gou smiled and put away her notepad, moving along with her cart. Smiling, you closed the door and turned back to the bed. G!Sans exited the bathroom and looked at you.

"Who was that?" He asked.

"That was one of the maids. She dropped off my clothes and took an order for breakfast."

G!Sans glanced at the clothing and faked a groan playfully. Snickering, you dropped your towel and proceeded to change. Changing in front of him didnt bother you, now that he seen you closer than anyone before. You couldn't help the feeling of triumph you felt as G!Sans' skull lit with golden hue. "Like something you see?" You teased.

He broke off his gaze and met your eyes. "Meh, it's okay."

You rolled your eyes as you slipped the dress on, completing your look. You and Sans moved about the room, preparing for the day. You brushed your hair but didn't bother with makeup since you were just going home. Another light tap rocked the room and you smiled.

Before you got to the door, G!Sans was there and swinging the door open.

"What?" He said in a snappy tone.

You watched as Gou-Gou's face fell just slightly. A hidden fear was in her eyes as she looked at G!Sans.

"This is room 69C right?" She asked.

"Yeah, what do you want?" He asked.

You rolled your eyes and darted to his side. You elbowed him and took up the doorway. "Hey Gou-Gou! Excuse bone head, he's a huge teddy bear when you get to know him."

Upon your arrival, Gou-Gou beamed and brandished a dome covered dish. "I have your order Miss (Y/N)!"

You gazed hungrily at it and snatched the dish. "Thanks Gou-Gou!"

"You're welcome!" She chirped, before turning and leaving.

You waved her off then retreated into the room. G!Sans seemed amused as you dove into the food. "What, nothing for me?" He teased.

You shrugged and snickered. "Nah, your getting a bit big-time anyway."

He chuckled and stole a biscuit from your plate. You grunted angrily at him but let him escape with his life, not likely to happen again. Quickly you finished up and dusted off your clothes. "Okay Sans, let's go."

He glanced at you and nodded. "Meet me downstairs, I'll check us out." He offered.

You nodded and watched as he disappeared. Making a quick sweep over everything before you left, you exited the room and closed the door behind you. The hallway was eerily quiet but that was probably because of sound proofing architecture. You were walking peacefully until a quiet whimpering filled the air in front of a door. There was a quiet plee for help but it was cut off.

"Aw, is little Miss Maid not so comfortable anymore?"

"Stop! Get off me!" The voice cried again. You moved closer and glanced into the room.

Within the room, you saw Gou-Gou pinned against a wall by a brutish monster. He was similar to a minotaur and twice her size.

"You'll be begging for more once I'm done." He hissed.

Annoyance filled your veins as you looked. "Let go!" Gou-Gou called.

A firey pain laced your ruby eye but you ignored it. "Let her go Fuckboy!" You hissed.

He turned around quickly, eyes moving between you and the door. "How did you get in here?" He muttered.

"Ya left the door open ya dumbass, and by your tone of voice I'm guessing you ARE aware that rape is illegal, especially so with minors."

He looked down at your small frame. "Oh, and what are you going to do about it? I could crush you like a bug."

You quirked an eyebrow and looked at Gou-Gou. "Are you okay?" You asked.

She nodded her head. "I'm bruised but he hasn't done anything yet."

Sighing a breath of relief, you channeled your anger into your venomous stare. "Okay Brawn for Brains, here's how this is going to go down. You are going to calmly let both me and Gou-Gou go, then you'll inform the police of any past occurrences like this. You keep your body intact, we all walk away."

"And if I don't?" He mocked, grabbing one of your wrists.

You laughed darkly and revealed your face, insanity in every feature. "Why don't we find out?"

He laughed obnoxiously. Glancing at Gou-Gou, you mouthed to her 'Move as soon as he's out of the way.'

She seemed concerned but nodded promptly after. With his hand still around your wrist, you pulled back and created momentum. "Ha! You think you can break my grip?" He laughed.

"I don't plan to."

"Wha-"

You jumped off the ground and yanked your hand below you, putting the monster off balance. He released your hand and you drove your elbow into his neck, selectively locating a pressure point. He crumbled to a knee and Gou-Gou squeaked.

Quickly she ran from the room and down the hall, making a beeline for help. The monster growled with frustration and tried to pull you off his back. "You bitch!" He hissed.

"And proud!" You whooped back.

You fell from his back and landed behind him, sweeping his legs so he ended on his bottom. You stood on top of him, one foot disabling each arm. You head twitched as bitter thought tainted you. As you looked down at the struggling monster, twisted thoughts poisoned you.

He be so easy to kill right now.

He was going to hurt her! Doesn't he deserve it?

He needs to die!

Kill him!

You shook your head and looked down at him once again. This time your faces were mere inches apart and a red blade was pressed against his jugular. Your face fell as you looked at him, hand frozen around the blade.

Boots pounded in sets at the door and familiar hands pulled you back. You glanced back to see G!Sans, eyes full of worry. "Sans, get me out of here. Chara's-" You were cut short by a lance of shooting pain.

A hissing cry escaped your mouth and you felt your body grow weightless.