I'm so sorry guys. I went to write yesterday and I just couldn't. I didn't want y'all to go more than a day without an update. I'll do better to stay caught up. It'll be hard with my three newest books (this one included) and the one older one. I'll try my best though!

I am filled with DETERMINATION!
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Alphys ran away, jumping from behind the shower curtain. "What the hell?!" You squealed as she scurried away like a rat.

Alphys had a picture pinched in her fingers as she ran, boasting loudly about her catch. G!Sans chuckled and took your uninjured hand in his. Jumping the short distance to the ground, you led as you both exited the bathroom. You eyed Alphys with annoyance.

"Alphys why were you hiding in the bathroom?" You asked.

She hid behind the newly appeared Undyne before answering. "I was having a ship attack and needed a moment." She admitted. "But you made my ship attack even worse!"

Your face paled. "What did you hear?" You asked.

Her face fell into a slight frown. "I only heard the last part, I had headphones in before I noticed you and Sans being ADORABLE!"

You sighed in relief and Undyne smirked. "What exactly were you talking about?" She asked with a teasing tone.

Based on the added eyebrow wiggle you could guess what she was implying. You blushed and punched her arm.

"Shut up Undyne!" You hissed.

G!Sans laughed and wrapped his arms around your waist, pulling your back to his front and resting his chin on your head. "You're adorable when-"

"I swear to god Sans if you keep talking I'll rip off your dick and shove it down your throat." You threatened, your face a red mess.

"Can't rip off my dick dove. It's impossible." He cooed into your ear.

After shivering for a moment at his tone, you looked at him curiously. "You actually have a dick?" You asked.

He blushed lightly but covered it with a cocky smirk as he usually did. "Guess you'll have find out some time." He growled.

You shuddered and pushed him off with a strangled snicker. "Pervert." You yelled.

"But I'm your pervert!" He retorted.

You rolled your eyes and retreated to Frisk's side. Leaning down next to him and whispered into his ear.

"It's only been a few hours and he's already mastered being mushy and perverted at the same time. I swear your the only innocent one here."

He looked at you silently for a moment before winking and aiming to finger guns at you. You released a cry of anguish and covered your face with your hands.

"I'm the only sane one here!" You yelled.

"Oh dove, we all know your not sane." G!Sans chuckled.

You stuck your tongue out at him and pull the skin down below one of your eyes in one of the most stereotypical immature poses you could think of. Adding to the act, you added your most primitive insult. "Buttface!"

There was a moment of silence before Frisk's childish shriek of laughter broke it. The room erupted into laughter and you felt satisfied.

You straightened your posture and laughed with them. As your chest shook, G!Paps appeared from his job in the kitchen. He was smiling happily.

"Come on freakazoids, food's ready." He said like a father trying to rally children.

You ran to the table and slid into your chair, your stomach controlling your body. G!Paps put a bowl of scrambled eggs and peppers with a tray of pancakes and a tall pitcher of orange. A plate of sausage links and bacon sat next to the pancakes. (Again, if you don't eat any of these specifically, feel free to substitute them with your favorite breakfast.)

You grabbed an the sausage and put it between your teeth as you waited for everyone else to enter. They each gave you an odd look when they saw you waiting with a sausage in your mouth, but brushed it off with a smile and sat.

Frisk sat on one side of you and G!Sans on the other. We passed around dishes and filled our plates. Yours was brimming and you were about to dig in when a peculiar though came to mind.

"Do y'all always eat together?" You asked, a piece of bacon in hand.

G!Paps shook his head. "The night of the incident was a welcome party for you humans and today is, how do I say,
A welcome back party."

You smiled. "Aw, you guys missed me." You said in a gushy way.

Undyne winked at you, muttering an undoubtedly perverted/shippable statement under her breath. Alphys beamed, being the only person that heard the remark.

Frisk sighed heavily. You looked at him and nudged him with your elbow. "What's up shorty?" You asked.

He looked at you with sad eyes, even if they were mostly covered by his eyelids. "This is really fun, but I miss mom." He said quietly.

Based on the continued chatter around you, you guessed no one else heard. "Goat mom?" You clarified.

He nodded. You smiled and wrapped an arm around him. "I've got a remedy for that!" You chirped proudly.

He looked at you with confusion. "But I tried everything!" He exclaimed.

You winked at him. "You didn't have the right tools. Tell you what, we'll go back to the door today. When we get there, I'll open up the door and we can visit mom, okay?"

His face lit up and he beamed. Lunging at your side and wrapping his arms around you, his speaking was muffled in your clothes.

You laughed and pet his hair gently. Looking up, you found G!Sans eyes scanning you lazily. His eyes locked with yours and you quickly broke the gaze, butterflies inhabiting your stomach. He chuckled and a yellow haze surrounded you. Gravity left your body as you found yourself lifted into the air.

"Sans put me down!" You shouted.

The others looked at you but brushed it off. Scratch that, G!Paps made a very subtle request for G!Sans to stop. You pouted as he sat you back down in between his legs, sitting in front of him and using him as a back.

You snickered. "You're really protective know that we're a thing." You said quietly. "It's nice to be protected."

G!Sans laughed and kissed your temple and took another bite of his food. "It's good you like being protected. Because as long as you keep getting yourself into trouble like you do, I'll be at your side."

You huffed. "That's not fair! I'm accident prone."

"Then I guess I can't leave you alone then." He purred.

Frisk cleared his throat loudly and glared at G!Sans. "Don't try any funny business with my sister Sans. I might be eight but I'll still kick your ass."

You gasped and clasped and hand over Frisk mouth. "No cursing!" You nag, shaking Frisk's head.

"But you curse!" He countered.

"I'm an adult."

"Why can't I curse?" He whined.

"You wanna ask Toriel why?" You asked, raising a brow in triumph.

Frisk immediately closed his mouth and crossed his arms. "That was a cheap shot (Y/N). That was a keep shot."

You grinned evilly. "I know. I'm just SO horrible aren't I?"

"Yep! You're the most terrible being to ever live." Frisk chirped in a sickly sweet tone.

You ruffled his hair while laughing.

"Each your breakfast ya dingus. We're leaving after this."

"Leaving?" G!Sans asked.
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You pulled the hood tighter around your face as you approached the door, Frisk clinging to your leg to try retaining body heat.

"Ya know guys, Frisk and I can handle this." You said, irritation playing at your tone.

G!Sans slung an arm around you comfortably and smiled. "Don't think about it so much dove. It's tradition that the mom approves of the boyfriend."

You rolled your eyes. "It's not your presence I mind, it's the 'housewarming' gifts y'all decided to add."

You glanced back at the crew following you and released an exaggerated whine. Alphys had tied a bow around an old set of FairyTail (an amazing anime I'm obsessed with) DVDs under her arm. Undyne was going to give Toriel a book about fighting for dummies, despite your many remarks about her pacifist lifestyle. G!Paps' gifts was a bit more sensible though, a few old children's books and a set of candle for the home. Thank god he was being normal.

You glanced back at them once more and sighed. Placing a hand gently, you quickly found the spot you'd used some many times back home to wedge open the door. From your bag you removed a slim tool. You flipped it into the small opening and pressed a trigger. It bent on the inward side, creating a handle to pull back on. Grunting as you did it, you pulled the door open and shouted through the halls.

"TORIEL! TORIEL COME HERE!" You called, propping the door open. The monsters followed you into the first room and you removed the tool, collapsing it and placing it once again in your bag.

Padded feet pounded through the halls and you grinned as your friend appeared. The white-furred goat woman turned the corner with confusion lining her every movement. The instant her magenta eyes saw Frisk, her breath hitched.

"M-My child! What are you doing here? How did you open the door?" She asked shakily.

Her eyes moved over us now. Her confusion deepened. "Who are these people child?"

You had to hold yourself back from tackling the familiar parent figure. Instead, you settled for offering your hand. "Hello Toriel, my name is (Y/N). I'm Frisk's adoptive sister. The fish lady is Undyne. The yellow Dino scientist is Alphys. The tall skeleton is G!Paps, actual name Papyrus. And this one, Tall Dark and Asshole, is my boyfriend Sans."

Toriel seemed dazed with the influx of new faces. To help her, Frisk can to get and buried his face while hugging her. "Hey mom! (Y/N) figured out how to open the door. I really missed you."

Toriel's lips pulled into a shaking smile as she hugged Frisk. She looked at you and opened an arm towards you, palm outstretched. You were about to shake her hand when she grabbed you and completely pulled you into the hug.

"Oh my child, I feared I'd never see you again." She cried. "Thank you (Y/N), thank you for taking care of Frisk."

You grinned and moved your hand in a two-fingered salute. "He's like my brother Tori, of course I'd protect him."

Frisk wiggled free and stood back on his own two feet. Grabbing Toriel's hands, he ran upstairs. "Come on (Y/N)! I smell B-scotch Cinna pie!"

Your face lit up and you grabbed G!Sans hands. "Oh! Come on guys, Toriel's pies are the BEST! Even better than the Cinnabuns."

The monsters followed you as you chased in close pursuit of Tori and Frisk. You ran up the stairs, reemerging on the floor level. Everything was exactly as it was at home, filling you with satisfied relief.

"God I missed this placed." You sighed.

Toriel led you to the living room and sat you in front of the fire. She kept close to you, unsure of the new monsters.

"Well... I wasn't expecting you much company. I-I'll go get us some pie. Stay by the fire, I'd bet you're freezing by now."

Frisk nodded enthusiastically and huddled against the fire. You removed your jacket and placed it on his shoulder, grinning afterwards. G!Sans, G!Paps, Undyne and Alphys all started a quiet conversation. You remained floating in your thoughts.

A soft hand patted against your shoulder and you were yanked back to reality. You turned to see Toriel.

"Sorry (Y/N), but could you help me with serving the pies? I'm afraid I don't have enough arms."

You giggled. "Yeah I'll help."

You stood up and walked to the kitchen, collecting two plates of pie. You and Tori delivered pie to the fours monsters. Tori then grabbed two more plates and retreated to her plush armchair in the living room.

You listened intently as the monsters praised their firsts taste of the famous Butterscotch Cinnamon pie. Soon an easy conversation started and you relaxed. They were on easy conversation. Success!

Snickering to yourself, you grabbing your plate. Whispered burst into your head. Frozen, you had no choice but to listen. Slowly your head moved of its own accord. Your (E/C) eyes landed solidly on a wicked blade. Though it seemed just a measly kitchen knife, it was surrounded by a menacing aura. A childish shriek of laughter shook your head and you screamed, dropping the plate. Darkness crept into your vision as Chara's bent and broken image soon took your attention.

Play time...