Title- Mogambo meets Voldemort

Mogambo and Voldemort meet each other at the Conclave of the Dark Knights in Los Angeles and vie for the title of the most Villainous Villain on the basis of the ratings from the Magic Mirror.

Mogambo: "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most Villainous Villain of all? I know that it will be me! There is no one as depraved as me for I have the power, the money and the minions. My caprice is insatiable and there is no one in this universe who can surpass my greatness. I am the lord of the dark ages."

Voldemort: "Mudblood! How dare you proclaim yourself as the Dark Lord! You plagiarist! You impostor! I shall end your miserable existence!"

Mogambo: "Oh it is the Mouldy Voldie spitting fire, the one who was subjugated by a mere infant. You call yourself the Dark Lord? What a joke!"

Voldemort: "Don't mess with me Gambo. Magic runs in my veins. I will transfigure you into an ant and crush you under my feet. But you will look better as a monkey who would dance to my tunes. I am sure my Bellatrix would love to torture the sweet monkey!"

Mogambo: "Ha ha! What would happen to your waxy frame if I were to fire you with my laser and burn that tiny twig that you call your wand! I will capture you and make you my minion! Little Harry Potter and the old Dumbledore would be grateful to me."

Voldemort: "How dare you talk to me like that you conceited fool! Avada Kedavra!"

Mogambo (dodges out of the way and whips out his fire laser and shoots Voldemort): "Take that you phoney wizard! Mogambo is pleased!"

Voldemort (gets struck by the laser): "I am in so much pain! What magic is this? My wand is burning too. Is this some new spell that Dumbledore came up with? How can muggles perform such magic? I thought only Purebloods were capable wizards! Someone put this fire out! I can't lose my corporeal form again."

(Voldemort shrugs off his burning black billowy robes and orders his sidekick, Lucius Malfoy to put out the spreading fire and conjure for him a new robe. The entire conclave bursts into laughter. Mogambo smirks.)

Mogambo: "This waif calls himself the Dark Lord! He looks like a bag of bones. Someone feed him some meat!"

Voldemort (hisses with anger and snatches Lucius' wand): "Reducto!"

Mogambo: "You! You broke my baby, the laser! I shall kill you!"

(The Magic Mirror flashes four times.)

Mogambo: "Everyone hail Mogambo! Mogambo is pleased! I got four flashes which is the highest rating so far!"

Voldemort: "This is nothing. It is my turn now! Mirror, mirror on the wall, am I the most Villainous Villain of all?"

(The Magic Mirror flashed four times again.)

Mogambo: "How is this possible? Do I have to share the podium with this nincompoop?"

Voldemort (smirks): "I shall not share my honours with a mudblood!"

Mogambo: "Stop all this mudblood nonsense. There is only red blood, you thick headed skeleton."

Voldemort: "Somebody is touchy about his blood. My blood is black. I am the Dark Lord and you are just an imposter who tries to kill people with strange machines and a simple reducto with a mere flick of my wand can reduce your baubles to ashes. Your strength is not your own but contrived."

Mogambo: "You want to see my power?"

(Mogambo presses a button on the lapel of his shirt and the whole arena starts quaking. Voldemort loses his balance and his face meets the floor.)

Mogambo: "Ha! Ha! Ha! This is the power of Mogambo! Hail Mogambo. Mogambo is pleased!"

Voldemort (gets up and aims his wand at a smug Mogambo): "Crucio!"

Mogambo: "Ahhhst! My head is bursting with pain. Stop this Voldemort. I have a proposal for you. "

Voldemort: "Oh the mighty Mogambo has finally bitten the dust. I am the Dark Lord. Ha! Ha! Ha! Hail the Dark Lord!"

(Voldemort transfigured his aide, Lucius into a squirrel. He caught the squeaking squirrel and threw it at Mogambo)

Voldemort: "Catch it and consider it my peace offering. I think we are both great in our own ways. What is your proposal?"

Mogambo (catches the squirrel and pets it): "This animal has a nice bushy tail! I shall call this little squirrel, Bushy. I feel that we should join forces. My technology with your dark magic can wreak havoc and make us the masters of this universe."

Voldemort: "Hail Mogambo! Harry Potter and Mr India better watch out!"

Mogambo: "The Dark Lord rises again! Mogambo is pleased! It is the start of the Dark Age."