His Butler,The Strongest
Today we organized a pool-day with many of our associates,including our aunt,and let the servants take care of the rat-disposal.
Azzuro:Seems like rats got here too.
Diedrich:How long do you intend to let that harmful animal that scavanges for food and spreads disease around do as it pleases?
Lau:Shall we let it do as it pleases?Or shall we make it swim?
Madam Red:Yes,he always aims for the 9-ball.Will you pass again,count Phantomhive?
Ciel:Pass.The ball that you can't hit is an un-hit principle.
Azzuro:That's good judgement.
Randall:When will the rat be exterminated?
me:Soon.I've already received the ingredients from Klause.We will eradicate the rat that finds its nest after we break a few of its bones.
Ciel:When will receive the compensation for it?
Randall:You vultures..Do you posses the right to insult our crest?You,a bloodhound that can't even catch one rat?
Lau:Ah...too bad,it's a fall.Billiard's hard.
Azurro:Next is the countess.What will you do?Will you put an end to this waiting game?
me:And?When will you be able to compensate?
Randall:Th-this evening...
me:That's fine.Afterwards a carriage will come pick you up.Please wait for high tea to be prepared.
Klause:Will you aim at the 9-ball with the remaining 3-ball?
me:Of course.
Diedrich:How about a look at the skill of this game's prodigy?Greed will destroy your body,Raven,Ciel.
Ciel:Greed,huh?
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After the game of Billiard,we left the room,and we discussed the matters with Sebastian,who told about about the servants' rat problem,an then went to get us desserts.
Entering in our study room,reading the paper regarding our deal,I suddenly feel a clorophorme handkerchief being forcefully put on my face.I tried not to breathe,but the struggle didn't let me,so I passed out faster than expected.
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And when we woke up,I and Ciel were being tied down on the ground by none other than that obnoxious Italian jerk,Azurro.
Azurro:The backside of England's public "The Order".I have come to take over the dirtied part of the Government that has spanned many generations.The evil royal family.Traitors will be bitten to death by our power.By the Queen's watchdogs.How many street names have they been burdened with,and how many families have been crushed?Just who would have thought that the president of the world's best toy factory is just a boy and a girl.Ciel and Raven Phantomhive.Looks can be deceiving.It's oddly understandable that the Kind and Queen of the Toy Palace are just kids.
Ciel:So it really was you...Ferro Family...Azurro Vener.
Hearing Ciel say his name,the jerk smirked at our bruised faces.
Azurro:Y'know,little Phantomhives,the Italian mafia finds this country bothersome.It' really a pain.All of the British and their goddamned tea-stained hands.Think about it,what's the most beneficial market for people like us?...
He continued ranting about how he hates this country and how he's going to use it for dealings and what not,even after Ciel said it's the Queen's order to get rid of it.He even dared mock her!And he threatened to kill us if we didn't give him the "goods."
me:If we don't return,evidence will soon make its way to the Government from Klause.
Ciel:It's a shame,huh?
Azurro:Don't mess with adults,"Little Masters"!Your servants are already kept waiting,so where are the goods?!If you don't spill it quick,I'll kill your servants one by one.
me:*chuckles*I'd want to see you try.
Ciel:It'd be nice if cute little puppies were able to fetch.
me:And not just learn to bark and appear dangerous.
Perhaps we shouldn't have commented this much,cause we got ourselves more beating,but seeing him so frustrated is satisfying.And he also left us alone after saying that negotiations are over.
me:Y'know I could just as easily get us out of here,right?I might not be a demon,but I can still roast these bastards.
Ciel:Don't bother.It's fun seeing his so frustrated.
me:I know but...Ciel...you're in pain...and..
Ciel:Don't worry,dear sister.I planned for this.
me:Still...
Ciel:*winks*Just wait for your 'hero' to rescue us.
me:Calling him the hero,when he's the villan,quite a nice paradox.
Soon after,Azurro came back and started talking on the phone with what appeared to be his subordinates-who were being chases by Sebastian-
Ciel:It'd appear that 'Go Fetch' has failed.
His comment earning us another bleeding nose and lip.And possibly hearing loss,since he's yelling hysterically,and it's not helping my fine hearing senses...But with this hearing senses I could hear Sebastian taking a hold of the other phone and talking with Azurro,so I left a loud enough 'woof' so he'd understand to come faster.
Right as the line went dead,the annoying Italian started yelling commands to all his subordinates to fortify and guard the mansion,since Sebastian would come rescue us.They are bound for quite the surprise...
Screams of horror and pain could be heard from outside,then a graveyard silence and the soft sounds of his steps on the floor,as he opened the door to our room.
Sebastian:Please pardon the intrusion.I have come to retrive my master and lady.
Azurro:A...butler?Haha...I'm surprised you managed to kill all those people by yourself.You got us.I was wondering what kind of giant would come,but you're just some tail-coated Romeo trying to save his not so fair Juliet.
me:I prefer Rosaline.She lives and isn't some dumb kid.
Azurro:You'll be dead in no time,Juliet.*chuckles*So who are you?A hitman hired by the Phantomhives?An Ex-Swat mercenary?You can't really be a butler.
Sebastian:Yes,I am one hell of a butler,and only that.
Azurro:I see..in any case,I have no intention to fight with you.I yield.But you know...*grabbing my hair*I'll be getting those goods you managed to get,right,Juliet?You wouldn't want you cute mistress to have breathing holes in her head,would you?If you're really a butler,you know what to do.
Sebastian:The thing you gentleman are looking for is right-
*pew pew pew*
He got shot multiple times by the men hidden behind a painting.So original...
man:Did we get him?
Azurro:*laughing*Sorry,Romeo,but I'm the winner of this game!And right before he got to you...to bad,huh?Little Phantomhive.If you're against the Phantomhives,even I'll keep an ac in my sleeve.All that's left is to kill you both and it's perfect.You've been in the way for a long time now,eh?Just like the police,watching us,eh?we'll erase you...and bring change through England with our own methods...however,if I just cut you up,it'd be a waste of a face like this,girly.
He kept touching me and ranting about his glory and how he's going to change the country,until both I an Ciel got bored of his Anthics.
me:Have you noticed how every villain with a false sense of victory speaks a lot?They're simply putting themselves in jail.
Ciel:*sighs*Oi,how long are you going to play along?I don't like him touching my sister.
me:Really,Sebastian,that couldn't be a nice place to sleep,could it?You playful jerk...
Ciel:How long are you going to play dead like a racoon?
Azurro:*freaking out*Im-impossible!
Sebastian:My,my...The efficiency of guns has been going up recently.It's a big difference compared to a hundred years ago.
me:Stop bragging,old man...
Azurro:Stop staring and KILL HIM!
Sebastian spit out the bullet and killed the henchmen in one swift move,then came towards us,complaining about his ruined clothes.
me:So much for butler aesthetics...
Ciel:It's your own fault for playing around like an idiot.
Sebastian:I was only being faithful to your command,young master.'Just act like that' you said.Besides...your appearence is quite impressive.It looks quite nice and gruesome,unlike a bug.It suits someone small and weak like yourself.And the unyielding and defying look in your eyes,my lady,sure suits you.I thought it'd be nice to watch you looking like that a bit more.
Ciel:who's words are you listening to?
Azurro:SHUT UP!STOP!RIGHT THERE!ANY CLOSER AND I'LL SHOOT HER!
Sebastian:Hmm...whatever shall I do...
me:Just hurry up already...he's giving me a headache.
Sebastian:But my lady,if I come any closer,you'll be killed.
me:I assume that risk,now please,my ears...
Ciel:You bastard,do you intend to go against the contract?
Sebastian:That would be unthinkable.I have been your loyal servant ever since that day.I would undertake anything as long as you wished it.The sacrifice that was offered...and the happiness you left behind...Now...
Azurro:wHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,FREAKS?!
Sebastian:Shall we teach him the proper way to beg?
Ciel:It's an order.SAVE US!
Azurro:SHUT UP!!!!*pulls the trigger*
But obviously,nothing happened,since Sebastian caught the bullet and put it in Azurro's pocket,making him freak out more.
Sebastian:Please,return my masters to me.First,would you remove your filthy hands from her?
Ciel:Today's game has been uninteresting.
me:Quite absurd and boring.
Azzuro kept saying that if Sebastian wre to join him,he'd give him anything he'd want.Booze,money,women...Obviously,he refused such human sins.So he started transforming in his demon form to devour his soul,as I and Ciel declared it "Game Over".
I was still thoroughly bothered and annoyed that Ciel insisted on not letting me act,this ending is such a pitiful state.
Sebastian:*wiping my face with a handkerchief*I apologize deeply,my lady,for letting him touch you like that.
me:Don't worry about it.It's Ciel's game,we obey the rules.
Sebastian:That should only apply to me though,as it is my duty as a butler.
me:And it's my duty as a sister to keep him safe,unbound by any contract.
Sebastian:*chuckles*Humans are sure interesting creatures.
me:Careful who you call a human...I'm an Elementalist.I heal faster than a human.
Sebastian:Yet significantly slower than any demon.
me:*looks away*Oh shut up.
Sebastian:My lady,would you let me carry you?It couldn't allow myself to let you walk on your own,after what happened.
me:I'm fine,don't worry,please.No need for the absolute butler aesthetic with me.Keep it for Ciel.
Sebastian:As my lady commands.
Yet,just as he turned around,he somehow managed to put me on his back,and then got Ciel in his arms,getting us back to the Mansion.Stubborn Demon...
Getting back,we've been teased greatly for clinging on Sebastian,saying that we look 'adorable' and 'innocent'.Ha!If only they knew.
Then,Sebastian bowed down and apologized deeply...for not making the supper preparations,which made m facepalm.
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