Your P.O.V.

"Corporal Y/n!!! Ayo corporal Y/n!!"

"If you don't shut up Hanji my ears will bleed"

"Daleng Im just so proud of my little baby girl its her first day being a corporal *wipes of invisible tears* now get off your bed and get ready to lead!" Lol I have zero plans atm idk why Erwin assigned me in this thing but bruh BRUH.

"Hanjii Im not readdyyyy" But of course she pulls me out of bed because why not I mean like thats what a Hanji will do. HAHAHA Im LaUGhiNg at myslef im crazy.. :/

After dragging me into stuff Hanji gave me my gear and my clothes huahua Im okay Im just really proud of myself not. We proceeded to Eyebrows office for a little meeting and shit.. whattt im 19 im legally an adult now!

"Wow it took you long Y/n" 20 minutes is not long :/ lels ITS STILL NOT THO I SWEAR ITS LIEK yeah liek ITS LIKE 1,200 SECONDS IT ISINT THAT BAD

"Sorreh" Levi facepalmed i saw that cuntEHEM.

You know sometimes I wonder where does he get those napkin blanket wateve is on his chest thingy i feel like he got that from the kitchen or in the dorm like he cut the cloth of the blanket there... Whattt it has the same texture i swear to God and were freaking low in cloth in town..

Erwin discussed to us, the peeps who will lead bitches, about how were gonna recruit and how to train brats and how to keep them disciplined thats what i heard idk anymore. I mean whats the point of a dependent woman listening to an independent person. IM FUCKING SMART HOLEH SHETEU.

"Y/n are you listening?" Lul no.

"Yes sir" then he goes back to talking. SOO UHM HES NOT GONNA ASK ME 'Ok then what did I say?' LIKE ALL THOSE CLICHE MOVIES OMG IM DYINn

The thing ended quickly and i barely understood anything. Hihi.

"Hanjeje" she looked at me with the face 'youlittlepieceofshiteu' sorrynotsorry

"Wat"

"Im hungry" 😂 whattt its me i can do wateve i wntt.

"Then eat as if you dont have any of those chocolate thingy in ur pockets" LOL HAHAHAH

"What are you talking about?" Give me my oscar holy shi-

"Oi Y/n go with me" Leaveye said. Ihihi. Leaveye pffftt 😂 im-

"So are you gonna take me to wonderland aliceu?" He then grabbed my hand and dragged me woahh hold up did he exercise this morning or something?? His grip is like holy meged.

"Wae eomma?" (Why mother) I asked him with the tone of 'Iwillletyousuffer' He stopped in the middle of the hallway and said the ff.

"Wtf? Why the hell are you talking like that were japanes-german and not that fucking language you idiot"

"Arasso!" (Okay!)

"ILL BEAT YOUR ASS O!" Shit I wanna laugh until my intestines give out. Im getting teary eyed and i feel pike Im turning purple smh.

"So why did you call me here again?"

"Mikasa is in the training grounds"

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Im sorry guys huhu im stressed af in first term i barely get the chance to update so much typos happened but lots of love guys ty for those who are patient :(( i love you guys so muchh 💞 bye byeee