I think my mother is a ghoul.

You must be thinking: Okay, Bliss. Its fine. I'm calling the mental facilities right now. Hang in there.

I can assure you, I haven't gone that crazy yet.

Just here me out.

1: She throws up when she eats sometimes.

2: she only drinks coffee.

3: She rarely eats anything.

4: she stocks up on coffee and gets cranky without it.

And there's my reasons.

(I'm Soo sorry. I just woke up. I'm probably being crazy but who knows????!?)