America's POV

I don't know why Russia likes me of all people, I'm weak, pathetic, clingy, stupid- 

What in the name of Thor am I thinking? If Russia likes me then I matter. Gosh, why can't the sad thoughts just leave me alone?! Currently, I am sitting next, more like leaning on Russia, while the other five watch a movie. It sounds mighty interesting but I have no clue what is going on because I wasn't paying attention. Blind people problems, am I right?

A sudden thought hit me, does this mean me and Russia are now a thing? Or is it undecided and whatever? I also have a question about the way Russia acts around other people. Is he really as rude and cold with people he doesn't know or like? I got lucky he liked the way I talked to him, and the fact he likes how Japan isn't as ignorant as she seems. He also seems to like the Rice Gang, he's especially friendly to Phil. But then again, who isn't friendly to Phil?

I'll tell you who, China and North. They are both MAJOR jerkwads. China is going to FLIP when she finds out Russia likes me and I accepted. Ah shoot, I signed my death wish, didn't I? I closed my eyes while still leaning on Russia and muttered, "Welp, I lived a decent life! Bleh." I stuck my tongue out and went limp on Russia. I heard giggling and small hands shook me, "Oh, no! This trio has become a duo! Ame, I never told you this, but, you are the Levi to Russia and I." Excuse you, Japan?! I sat up, "'Scuse you, I am 5'6, an INCH taller than you! Humph! Now I die." 

I flopped back onto Russia who fake-cried, "*Sniff* Oh no, what will I do?! I'll call an ambulance!" I know exactly what joke he's doing, so obviously, I have to do it. I sit up again, "No! I'm broke! I only have $20! Not enough for a doctor! Let me die!" I dramatically leaned against the couch. I can hear Phillippins sniffle, "Are you sure we can't give CPR?" I sit up, "Let me die!" Indo pokes my shoulder, "Can't we just give him ice like the nurses?" I huff, "Let me die!" Once again, I flop down.

Mal stands up and clears her throat, "We are gathered here today to grieve America. Bring in the body, Russia!" I feel my limp body get picked up and laid onto the carpeted floor. My arms get lifted up slightly and put over my chest. Mal clears her throat again, "All mourners must sit in a circle around the expired mortal. Now let's begin. R.I.P United States of America, he was a son, a brother, and a lover. He was as stubborn as a boulder-" "DANG RIGHT I AM!!" She continued, "And was sometimes a little too honest, but he was amazing." I heard fake sniffs around me. "Heaven has gained another angel-" "I CAN FLY NOW?!" "And if we are not to bury the body, let us revive him!"

Wait what-?! I heard everyone shuffling to stand up around me. *Gasp* A SUMMONING CIRCLE!! This is stupid. "LETTUCE REVIVE OUR FELLOW BEAN!! TOGETHER WE SHALL RICE!! LETTUCE PRAY!!" Japan jumped in her spot, "RA-MEN!!" I gasped dramatically and sat up, "That is BERRY nice! Oh wait, DANG IT I'M ALIVE!!" Russia hugged while still fake crying, "You're alive!!" I huff, "Let me die I said, but do they listen? NoOoOoOoooOOo-" 

~FUN FACT: Peanut butter can be converted into a diamond!

~Coco