JIMBLES
i am highly concerned about jeongguks mentality

SEOKJINX
HEY HI HELLO

SEOKJINX
he apologized didn't he

JIMBLES
yes but hyung

SEOKJINX
what did i tell you (:

JIMBLES
hyUng thats not a l l

JIMBLES
he's being really really REALLY different

JIMBLES
and its all just so out of the blue ??? i cant get uSEd to it

SEOKJINX
and is that a good thing or bad thing?

JIMBLES
it's

JIMBLES
fucking amazing

JIMBLES
it's like he's suddenly seeing me on an equal footing and and aND hes making an actual attempt at conversation w/me (i think he's said "whats up" about 198427 times in one convo??? desperate or what amirite) and like ok i rejected him everytime but only bc i was that. freaking. s ho o k

SEOKJINX
i TOLD you he's a softie!!!

JIMBLES
i dont know if ill survive this hyung hes just so........s o.

SEOKJINX
exactly

SEOKJINX
i'm happy for you jiminie (:

JIMBLES
but like

JIMBLES
do you think he's doing this just to get me to cooperate? bc he's being so uNBELIEVABLY nice

SEOKJINX
jesus christ no 

SEOKJINX
jungkook isn't like that

SEOKJINX
he probably just feels bad about before and is trying to make it up to you??

JIMBLES
oh

JIMBLES
ok

SEOKJINX
you sound disappointed

JIMBLES
im not this is amazing i havent felt this great in a while but

JIMBLES
it's just

JIMBLES
hyung

JIMBLES
he was acting really.....freaking............g a y

SEOKJINX
who lol jungkook?

JIMBLES
yeah !!!

SEOKJINX
....

SEOKJINX
nah

JIMBLES
nah?

SEOKJINX
i mean like

SEOKJINX
i personally don't think he's 100% straight, but that's just my intuition

SEOKJINX
he doesn't really SHOW it outwardly you know?

JIMBLES
hyung im serious

JIMBLES
he was acting really, really, rEALLY gay

SEOKJINX
........

SEOKJINX
naaaahhhhh

JIMBLES
HYUNG 

JIMBLES
HE CALLED ME LIKE 2871982 DIFFERENT NICKNAMES HE WAS DEADASS FLIRT I N G WITH ME

SEOKJINX
uhhh

SEOKJINX
are we talking about the same jungkook or

JIMBLES
OF COURSE WE ARE

SEOKJINX
..............

SEOKJINX
nAAAAAHHHHHHH

JIMBLES
DO U LIKE NOT BELIEVE ME OMG

SEOKJINX
OF C O U R S E I DON'T

SEOKJINX
LISTEN TO ME. JUNGKOOK. DOES NOT. PLAYFULLY. FLIRT. E V ER.

SEOKJINX
WHY? BECAUSE. THERES NO. P O I N T! ! !

JIMBLES
HYUNG HE SAID I SMELL NICE

JIMBLES
HE SAID. I FUCKING. SMELL. NICE

SEOKJINX
JEON JUNGKOOK SAID THAT

JIMBLES
can we turn off caps lock im getting scared

SEOKJINX
N O

JIMBLES
OKAY

SEOKJINX
OK LOOK MAYBE HE'S GETTING YOU CONFUSED WITH THE OTHER JIMIN

SEOKJINX
I DON'T WANT TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE BUT J E O N J U N G K O O K DOES NOT SAY THINGS LIKE THAT TO GUYS AT ANY COSTS BC IT'S POINTLESS TO HIM AND WHEN SOMETHING'S POINTLESS HE WILL NEVER

JIMBLES
HE WILL NEVER ??????

JIMBLES
HELLOOOOO

SEOKJINX
turn off your caps lock

JIMBLES
but youre the one who said ?????

SEOKJINX
does jungkook know?

JIMBLES
know what?

SEOKJINX
that you like him

JIMBLES
what do you think

SEOKJINX
of COURSE he doesn't

SEOKJINX
he's a goddamn IDIOT

JIMBLES
uhhh

JIMBLES
are u talking to urself or

JIMBLES
bc like i can go

SEOKJINX
shh

SEOKJINX
jimin listen to me, jungkook enjoyed the date but he just won't ADMIT it because he's in denial and he's going to be in denial until you

SEOKJINX
until you tell him

JIMBLES
tell him that

JIMBLES
tell him that i fucking LIKE HIM??!?

SEOKJINX
yes 

JIMBLES
you're joking right

SEOKJINX
don't you realize?

SEOKJINX
from the moment he found out you weren't the right jimin, his mind just completely shut away the fact that the date with you was actually a freaking success because his mind was only set on one thing, the OTHER jimin. you completely stopped existing to him because his stupid brain just REFUSED to acknowledge you because that meant complications and jungkook's mind didn't want any of those

SEOKJINX
but jimin you've forced yourself into jungkook's head don't you GET it? ever since you rebuked him, he's been so much nicer hasn't he? because the block his mind weakened, you weakened the block in his goddamn head

SEOKJINX
not a lot of people can do that, dude holy shit nobody has EVER done that. like when jungkook gets way into something he just blocks out every single goddamn thing else

JIMBLES
sorry i went to refill my cereal

JIMBLES
wait what just happened

SEOKJINX
you have to force yourself into his mind more jimin you have to make him think about you, you have to TELL him, otherwise he's not going to realize that he

JIMBLES
realize that he what?

SEOKJINX
don't interrupt me 

JIMBLES
but u just ?????

SEOKJINX
LISTEN

SEOKJINX
he knows that you're gay but he doesn't know that you're gay for HIM

SEOKJINX
he's probably assuming that when he'd expelled how the date went from his mind because it had been accidental, you'd done the exact same thing

SEOKJINX
he's such an IDIOT

JIMBLES
but

JIMBLES
hyung,, he's not gay

SEOKJINX
EVEN if he's not, he's definitely not completely straight

JIMBLES
youre literally just trusting your intuition on this

SEOKJINX
look forget about my intuition, i'm talking about the plain and obvious

SEOKJINX
maybe he doesn't act gay as far as i've seen

SEOKJINX
but he DOES act not straight

JIMBLES
????????????????

SEOKJINX
jimin

SEOKJINX
he literally

SEOKJINX
cannot

SEOKJINX
talk to girls

JIMBLES
he deadass w h at

SEOKJINX
you heard me

JIMBLES
1. hes like 20 what the fuck
2. thats freaking adorable
3. that doesnt mean..hes not straight

SEOKJINX
i dont think you understand how serious his problem is

SEOKJINX
he literally can NOT

SEOKJINX
AT ALL

SEOKJINX
THE FEMALE SPECIES TERRIFIES HIM

JIMBLES
then how the hell have things worked out with that jimin for so long?

JIMBLES
o h wait they hAVENT M E T HOLY SHIT

SEOKJINX
mhm

SEOKJINX
look he thinks things are different with jimin, that she's special

SEOKJINX
and he's almost right

JIMBLES
he is?

SEOKJINX
yeah

SEOKJINX
he's just got the wrong jimin

JIMBLES
no

JIMBLES
you cant say that

JIMBLES
you cant hyung she could be an amazing person and they could really hit it off you dont even kn o w her

SEOKJINX
yes

SEOKJINX
but i do know jungkook

JIMBLES
ok hyung this has been great but i gotta go

JIMBLES
and fyi jeongguk's meeting up with jimin at the dark restaurant tomorrow

SEOKJINX
what?

JIMBLES
and im meeting up with namjoon

SEOKJINX
are you serious?

SEOKJINX
jimin he's going to get crushed

JIMBLES
you dont know that hyung, stop it

SEOKJINX
ok

SEOKJINX
YOU'RE going to get crushed

JIMBLES
you dont..know that

SEOKJINX
if you're not going to tell him for his sake, at least tell him for YOURS!

SEOKJINX
get the weight off your chest jimin

JIMBLES
theres no weight on my chest

JIMBLES
theres just my heart doing gymnastics

JIMBLES
somersaults n shit its lit in there hyung

SEOKJINX
jimin..........

JIMBLES
not the time?

SEOKJINX
pls

SEOKJINX
why are you meeting up with namjoon though?

JIMBLES
things got a little..messy

JIMBLES
im just going to come out with it

SEOKJINX
but why in the dark restaurant again? just meet up in a normal setting!

SEOKJINX
hell you could just text him!!!

JIMBLES
it just feels too harsh to say over text yk?

JIMBLES
also the dark means i wont be the first thing he sees + he cant run away or attack me if he gets pissed lol

JIMBLES
also jeonggukkindawantstoseemethereso

SEOKJINX
he WHAT?

SEOKJINX
JIMIN YOU HAVE TO TELL HIM

JIMBLES
ENOUGH HYUNG

JIMBLES
I CANT JUST TELL HIM SOMETHING LIKE THAT BEFORE HE GOES ON A DATE WITH SOMEONE ELSE THATS NOT R I G H T

SEOKJINX
IF YOU TELL HE MIGHT N O T GO ON THE DATE DONT YOU GET IT?!

SEOKJINX
PARK JIMIN THERE COULD BE A PART OF HIM IN THERE THAT FREAKING LIKES YOU BACK!

JIMBLES
sorry what now

SEOKJINX
what did i say

SEOKJINX
ok i just read what i sent, that's what i said

SEOKJINX
wow will you LOOK at the time, it's...........bLASTING O'CLOCK!!!! ! !!

JIMBLES
wait no no NO

JIMBLES
AT LEAST EXPLAIN WHAT THE FUCK THAT MEANS

JIMBLES
THAT DOESNT MAKE SENSE HOW CAN HE LIKE ME WITHOUT KNOWING IT ???!?

JIMBLES
HYUNG

JIMBLES
FUCKS SA K E

···

JIMBLES
8:30 tomorrow ??

WARMJOONS
jimin oh my god H I

WARMJOONS
ive been waiting to hear from you!!

WARMJOONS
i was fucking worried did hoseok give you a hard time or something? what happened??

JIMBLES
what?

JIMBLES
OH

JIMBLES
TH A T

JIMBLES
nah nah i just, like i fell asleep after texting him

JIMBLES
i think

JIMBLES
look im sorry i left u hanging ,,

WARMJOONS
hey don't mention it! we good

WARMJOONS
so what about 8:30?

WARMJOONS
bc that is coincidentally the EXACT time i have a dentist appointment, tomorrow

JIMBLES
oh

JIMBLES
well thats...unfortunate

JIMBLES
any chance you can like,, reschedule???

WARMJOONS
I'M MESSING WITH YOU BAHAHA I'VE NEVER HAD A DENTIST APPOINTMENT IN MY LIFE

WARMJOONS
DIDN'T YOU SEE MY TEETH SHINING THROUGH THE DARKNESS LIKE A BEAM OF RADIANT LIGHT FROM THE HEAVENS

JIMBLES
..gotta admit that i missed that

JIMBLES
youve deadass never had a dentist appointment tho

WARMJOONS
o yes

WARMJOONS
wbu

JIMBLES
i used to have this.. crooked tooth

JIMBLES
bad times

WARMJOONS
braces?

JIMBLES
nah

JIMBLES
used to wear glasses though

WARMJOONS
yooo same!!

WARMJOONS
if i may say so myself, i r-o-c-k-e-d them B-)

JIMBLES
im sure you did u duck

WARMJOONS
did u just call me..a duck

JIMBLES
hm

JIMBLES
yes, yes i did

WARMJOONS
u used to be cute n shy, why are u sassy now

JIMBLES
unleashing the inner moi

WARMJOONS
so the inner you knows french hm

JIMBLES
si

WARMJOONS
bitch..dat spanish

JIMBLES
actually

JIMBLES
its "if" in french sooo

WARMJOONS
..still doesnt make sense

JIMBLES
alright what happened to this conversation

WARMJOONS
LOOK I DON'T KNOW I WAS TALKING BOUT MY TEETH AND U DID SOME SHIT

JIMBLES
oho i BEG to differ !!! i was asking you out on a date, then YOU did some shit !!!! lil bitch

WARMJOONS
we make such a lit couple fam

WARMJOONS
woah..woah woah woah...bbbACKTRACK, U ASKING ME OUT ON A DATE?!!??

JIMBLES
U HEARD ME!!!!!!

WARMJOONS
U KNOW WHAT????

JIMBLES
WHAT!!!!!

WARMJOONS
THAT DENTIST APPOINTMENT CAN F UC K ITSELF

WARMJOONS
BC THIS BITCH IS I N

JIMBLES
i thought there wasnt a dentist appointment

WARMJOONS
yeah so i liED ok???!? i have ugly teeth and ive been going to the dentist every two months since i was six ))-:

JIMBLES
well

JIMBLES
i kinda dig the "just went to the dentist" look ,, js

WARMJOONS
..

WARMJOONS
rESCHEDULE!!!!!!!!!!!

JIMBLES
MY MAN RIGHT THERE AYY

JIMBLES
woah um wait can we pause. ok what happened why are we being like this, more importantly why am i being like this whats happening to me am i losing my SANITY, my beautiful sanity oh god not the sanity LEAVE MY SANITY ALON E

WARMJOONS
i think i put too much sugar in my coffee lol, whats ur excuse

JIMBLES
it's probably bc

JIMBLES
well

JIMBLES
there's this guy, i guess. i think i like him

WARMJOONS
oh

WARMJOONS
i see 

WARMJOONS
well, there's this girl i think i like too (:

JIMBLES
i know

JIMBLES
sorry about that, namjoon|

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get ready for some longass chapters lmao