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guk

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jeongguk are you there ??

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gukkkk

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helloooo ooo

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please don't call me that

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hi

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what do you want

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to talk ??

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about

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anything ???

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isnt that what ppl do

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people who know each other

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we know each other !!

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we really don't jimin

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ok

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hi i'm jimin of park !!!!

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i'm in my twenties and im in arts

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i wanna get a dog but i dunno if i can manage taking care of one :(

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i hate kim taehyung

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ur turn

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this is weird

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UR TURN

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hello i'm jeon jungkook and that's k o o k

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not guk not cook, KOOK

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i'm also in my twenties and i'm in..my house

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i have a dog, haha loser :)

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i hate kim seokjin

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there

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what was the point of that

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we know each other now !!

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let's talk !!!

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you're acting very strange

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no i'm not !!

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so you're normally like this?

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ig ??

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you're just strange then

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what am i doing wrong

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it's just

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why are you messaging me like this out of the blue

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i just wanted to talk to u

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to me

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yeah

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why?

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i mean

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idk i just thought we could

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get to know each other better or whatever lol

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why

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i dont fucking know

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sorry for wasting your time i'll leave

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jimin hold up

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i wasnt really going to go haha but yeah what ????

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you okay?

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om hdgj

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iM SUDDENLY FANTASTIC

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wow

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fantastic baby

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...jimin i dont appreciate getting left on read :/

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i'm sorry for a second i thought you were flirtimngf with me

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were u just flirtinbgh with me

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what

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baby is kinda.....yknow

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ITS A FUCKING SONG JIMIN HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF BIGBANG

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oh with jdragon and stuff right

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.

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right ???

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jimin.........

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wai t

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GDRAGON OMG IMSOSORRY

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like taehyungs a big fan ?? all i know abt them is from what he screams in my ear

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im sorry im sorry im sorry

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i dont listen to music a lot

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guk

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kook

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im sorryyyyy

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the other jimin wouldnt treat me like this :/

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speaking of her, are you DUMB like why would i even flirt with u tf

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it sounded like that leave me alone :(

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if u thirsty drink namjuice

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get it

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namjoon, namjuice??

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are you laughing

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is ur hand in your mouth again is that why you're not replying

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hello

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aksljduawiedhj

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guk

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i told u not 2call me that

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look guk

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we're having a normal conversation !!!!!!!

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idk what kind of ppl u talk to jimin but this is not a normal conversation

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no like

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you're not being all formal and stuff anymore

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oh

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just saying

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ok

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it's nice :)

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right ??

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it's all pretty pointless but sure ig

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what do you mean

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just

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we're not really getting anything out of this conversation are we?

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wDYM I FOUND OUT SO MUCH !!! LIKE,,,,YOU HAVE A DOG !! YOU HATE AN ANGEL !!!! UM !!! IT'S GDRAGON NOT JDRAGON !!!! 

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but what's the point

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does everything have to have a point

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yes

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okay

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how about this

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we're two guys just helping each other out and

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becoming friends, i dunno ??

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alright

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wAIT OHMYGODR EA L L Y

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jimin

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YA !!!!

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what was your point when you started this conversation?

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i told u i just wanted to talk !!

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the point

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i

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ok i just needed a break

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from

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god

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ok just

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please dont get mad

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what did you do jimin

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just i really dont wanna bring this up right now bc we're getting along really well ?? for a change

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we're not

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but

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we just

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fucking hell jimin what did you do?

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hoseok

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i was talking with hoseok and

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he was being really scary

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and i just

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i kinda panicked a little

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what

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did you say

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listen he was being super serious ?? like he always goes serious mode when he talks to me and ok so get this, once i told taehyung about how weird hoseok acts with me ? and taehyung actually started laughing and told me that that was the dumbest shit he'd heard in his life and just imagining jung hoseok being like that was fucking hilarious

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ig hoseok just likes to pick on me aw

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jimin

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right yeah

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but listen you got something a lil wrong

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namjoon did figure out that the other jimin's a girl but he still thinks it's ME, he's probably assuming hoseok set him up with a girl in the FIRST place i dont even know like

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fuck why didn't i consider that

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but that does explain a lot....goddammit

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and i'm guessing that he somehow convinced hoseok of that too ??

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but i didnt know that in the beginning ok? i'm so sorry i didnt mean to say it i just freaked out

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what did you say

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i kinda

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i kinda said "hyung im gay" 

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jimin

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you fucking

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IDIOT

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im so sorry my guard was down and i was really confused and i didnt KNOW i didnt know he thought i was a girl im sorry im so sorry

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but ive been calling him hyung for as long as i can remember so it was only a matter of time before he realized that right ??

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why couldn't you have been more fucking careful?!

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i TOLD you not to message ANY of them without telling me first!

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IM SORRY but seokjin hyung started talking to me and then they all just started rolling in ok ??

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and hoseok wasn't letting me leave i swear, i really did want to ask you what to do i was so confused guk but

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jesus why wasn't this the first thing you told me??!

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when i asked what you wanted to talk about, THIS is what you should've fucking said!

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but i didn't want to talk about it

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GODDAMMIT JIMIN

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ok just will you chill? this doesnt even affect your stupid WORLD

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it's me who's in a fix, it's my fucking headache, this has nothing to do with YOUR jimin

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so just shut up

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shut up

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tell hoseok to mind his own goddamn business

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if he fucking meddles i swear, i swear to god

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you're just

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you're just the same

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i have a really good idea of what exactly is going through hoseok's mind right now and if he tells taehyung, jesus if he tells taehyung then my best fucking friend is going to think that i didn't tell him in the eight years we've known each other that i'm apparently GENDERFLUID bc i am telling you jeongguk, that is what hoseok thinks. this could completely ruin two relationships in my life but that doesn't mean a thing to you doesn't it?

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jimin?

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what

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it really doesn't

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okay that is the last straw you goddamn brat

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if you want me to cooperate with you, you better fucking treat me right or i will just walk away, i swear to god jeongguk i will just WALK. AWAY.

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im so fucking tired of this you hear me? so you better start changing the way you talk to me or i swear oh i SWEAR, i might just slip up again but this time it will be with namjoon himself

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watch your fucking mouth and i'll watch mine

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have i made myself clear?

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whatever i didnt expect you to reply

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bye