14 messages from 6 chats

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BYUNGTAE
holy shit jimin

BYUNGTAE
holy shit

BYUNGTAE
you should have told me

JIMBLES
sorry....

BYUNGTAE
no this is crazy! i cant believe all that happened to u!

BYUNGTAE
im gonna kill jungcook

BYUNGTAE
he had no right to tell u to do all that!!!!!

JIMBLES
taehyung its ok

JIMBLES
he didnt mention a LOT in his explanation

JIMBLES
i agreed to do everything, tae. i swear

BYUNGTAE
YOU DUMBNUT

BYUNGTAE
HAVE I TAUGHT U NOTHING???? HES A STRAN G E R

BYUNGTAE
STRANGER FUCKING DANGER JIMIN

JIMBLES
tae i know

BYUNGTAE
OH DO U REALLY THOUGH?? DO U REALLY????

JIMBLES
i do

JIMBLES
its just that youve taught me other stuff, too

JIMBLES
like to take the criggles seriously

JIMBLES
and thats exactly what i did

BYUNGTAE
the Criggles? jimin the Criggles are for ppl u have a

BYUNGTAE
.

BYUNGTAE
wait

JIMBLES
yeah

BYUNGTAE
..........

BYUNGTAE
wait

BYUNGTAE
nobody mentioned that part

JIMBLES
nobody knows

JIMBLES
except, like. seokjin hyung

BYUNGTAE
wait. so

BYUNGTAE
(im gonna ignore the fact that u told seokjin hyung bfr me btw)

BYUNGTAE
so that's what that was? when u and hyung starting having this weird indecipherable conversation in the middle..

JIMBLES
?

BYUNGTAE
when he suddenly went all jIMIN WAIT i thOUghT yOU-??????

JIMBLES
oh yeah

JIMBLES
yeah

BYUNGTAE
and you said "not anymore"

BYUNGTAE
so you dont like jungcook anymore?????

JIMBLES
oh

JIMBLES
yeah

BYUNGTAE
PHE W OK THANK GOD

BYUNGTAE
i mean no its cool n all and youre gonna have to tell me EVERYTHING abt jungcook but skjksjsj it would have been SO messy if u still liked him yikes!!!!

JIMBLES
yeah

JIMBLES
and we dont want any more of that messy stuff do we

BYUNGTAE
HELL NO

BYUNGTAE
omg . oMG WAITTTTTT

BYUNGTAE
if u liked jungcook

BYUNGTAE
then technically....... my setup was a SUCCESS! :O

JIMBLES
ur logic never fails to amuse me

BYUNGTAE
i never fail to amuse u!!

JIMBLES
also true

JIMBLES
thanks for being so great about this, tae

BYUNGTAE
i love you chimmy <3

BYUNGTAE
(but rly?? ud tell seokjin hyung before me????? fck u man)

JIMBLES
love you too!

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SEOKJINX
B-)

JIMBLES
HYUNG

JIMBLES
you were in on this?!

SEOKJINX
i mean,,,, i didnt really do much

SEOKJINX
i literally just had to add hoseok & tae + moral support

SEOKJINX
*hella moral support

JIMBLES
wow i

JIMBLES
im still kind of in shock i mean

JIMBLES
i genuinely wasnt expecting

JIMBLES
him to

JIMBLES
care enough to do that

SEOKJINX
boy i swear

JIMBLES
no its like

JIMBLES
its just, our entire relationship was based off someone else

JIMBLES
and for a while i thought i was fine with it

JIMBLES
but i realized that im really not. i wanted him to talk to me for ME, or not at all

JIMBLES
and i mean yeah he did spam me with messages over that week and talk to me at the café but i was just so sure it would be about her again and i didnt want to risk getting myself back into that horrible loop of doing things for him over & over & over

JIMBLES
and even in the gc i was just. waiting. waiting to see where he'd get something out of it himself. bc it wasnt like he'd do something for ME right

JIMBLES
but then hes just talking abt the mixup and his whole dumbass idea and hes literally leaving NOTHING out. NOTHING!! and then u have HER chiming in to tell how the mixup happened from HER perspective and explaining HER dumbass idea and i just didnt understand because they were making themselves out to be these complete assholes and they didnt!! even!! care!!!

JIMBLES
and then i finally realized. that he was actually. jeon jeongguk was acTUALLY. doing. something. for ME

JIMBLES
wholly. for freaking. ME!!!!!

JIMBLES
and its just

JIMBLES
so

JIMBLES
WEIRD

SEOKJINX
was expecting a diff word but ok

SEOKJINX
yknow it wasnt supposed to be like this, w you all clueless n shit

SEOKJINX
in the original plan u were supposed to KNOW he'd be doing this

JIMBLES
what plan

JIMBLES
W H A T P L A N

SEOKJINX
it wasnt much of a plan tbh. it was just... doing something

SEOKJINX
since youd gone into hiding and tae was bugging the heck outta me so i was bugging theheck out of jungkook and jungkook was bugging the heck outta u and it was all just. bugging. no doing

SEOKJINX
and see.... jungkook was in The Zone. the Holy Shit Man I Gotta Do Something zone. THE zone

SEOKJINX
and when kook sets his mind on something, he gets a little.... crazy

SEOKJINX
so he didnt take u not replying to him very lightly, i mean, at one point he even asked me for your address?????? which ive realized that i dont know where do u even LIVE jimin

SEOKJINX
anyway

SEOKJINX
what he wanted to do was to gather everyone involved and just clear things up, once and for all. tell it exactly how it was and get rid of all the false information, you know? and people involved obviously had to include namjoon and girl jimin, and he figured that by adding them as well they'd be able to back up his pretty wild fucking claims

SEOKJINX
he wasn't sure whether namjoon would cooperate or not, but he had this strange faith in the girl jimin which was kinda surprising, considering.. well

SEOKJINX
anyway he decided on making a gc with all of us bc evidently his solution to everything is texting

SEOKJINX
and yeah, i supported him and his stupid idea, bc he was trying v hard and in the end thats what counts

JIMBLES
oh

JIMBLES
um

JIMBLES
oh

SEOKJINX
yeah

SEOKJINX
neither of us knew namjoon's username, so you were the one who was supposed to add him to the chat. he messaged u about needing ur help though?? didn't u know this?

JIMBLES
haha...... um........

JIMBLES
yikes?

SEOKJINX
oh my god jimin

SEOKJINX
you didnt even OPEN his messages?

JIMBLES
it took so much of my physical and mental strength hyung!! and i thought it would be worth it

JIMBLES
i wanted to get over him SO bad u have no idea

JIMBLES
and it almost worked!!!! but then he shows up at MY favorite café, sits at MY table, asks  me if im ok to MY face, and im just like . how about a HELL no

SEOKJINX
both of you are just.......

SEOKJINX
so ridiculously stupid

SEOKJINX
how did i even deal with this oh my god

JIMBLES
oh man you tell me

SEOKJINX
its simple

SEOKJINX
i just love you guys

SEOKJINX
way too damn much

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WARMJOONS
so hoseok is pissed at me

WARMJOONS
i dont blame him

JIMBLES
do you blame me?

WARMJOONS
no!!

JIMBLES
jeongguk?

WARMJOONS
nah

WARMJOONS
ok a little

WARMJOONS
whatever ill get over it

JIMBLES
will hoseok?? get over it i mean

JIMBLES
i hope hes not too mad....

WARMJOONS
hey dont worry

WARMJOONS
hes not mad at you

JIMBLES
.

JIMBLES
lmao what

JIMBLES
ure kidding

WARMJOONS
nope

JIMBLES
omg

JIMBLES
wH HA. T

JIMBLES
URE KIDDING

WARMJOONS
dude im literally not

JIMBLES
WHAT DI D U . EVEN SAY TO BHIM. THE FUCJ

WARMJOONS
nothing at all

WARMJOONS
jeongguk & minie covered pretty much everything there was to be said

WARMJOONS
you should probably talk to him btw

JIMBLES
who jeongguk? hell nah lmao

WARMJOONS
no

WARMJOONS
hoseok

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WARMSEOKS
i am so sorry, jimin.

WARMSEOKS
for everything. i really am.

WARMSEOKS
i'm weird when it comes to my two boys but i can change that, i swear. whatever's happened has knocked a whole lot of sense into me

WARMSEOKS
you lied to me and you lied to namjoon, but you did it for someone else. you're a good guy, jimin, and i can't believe it took all of that for me to realize it

WARMSEOKS
i'd like to put everything behind us and maybe try to be friends... it's a lot to ask, but. if you dont mind

JIMBLES
hyung

JIMBLES
of course!!!!

WARMSEOKS
uh i

WARMSEOKS
i didnt mean....... immediately?

WARMSEOKS
you can take your time

JIMBLES
i have! and id really like to be friends now, hyung

JIMBLES
if that's okay by you?

WARMSEOKS
shut the hell up

WARMSEOKS
you fucking angel

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MINIEMOUSE
hiiii ! i hope we can get along (-:

JIMBLES
yeah um

JIMBLES
hello

MINIEMOUSE
is this too soon or

JIMBLES
um maybe? kind of

JIMBLES
idk isnt this like weird for you

MINIEMOUSE
not really....????

MINIEMOUSE
is it supposed to be ??

JIMBLES
i mean its like

JIMBLES
im like

JIMBLES
the guy namjoon was supposed to go with????

JIMBLES
its not weird?????

MINIEMOUSE
i dont see why it shld be

MINIEMOUSE
is it weird for u ?? me being the girl gukie was supposed to go with

JIMBLES
not really no

MINIEMOUSE
sooooooo

MINIEMOUSE
we're good then !!

JIMBLES
yeah

JIMBLES
we're good

JIMBLES
btw um

JIMBLES
i just wanna say

JIMBLES
thanks for that thing u did. in the gc

MINIEMOUSE
what thing

JIMBLES
the thing

JIMBLES
where u backed jeongguk up

JIMBLES
it was pretty cool

MINIEMOUSE
hey its alright

MINIEMOUSE
it was the right thing to do

JIMBLES
yeah

JIMBLES
thanks jimin

MINIEMOUSE
aw yw jimi

MINEMOUSE
n

MINIEMOUSE
yw.. jimin

JIMBLES
......

JIMBLES
yeah thats

MINIEMOUSE
a bit

JIMBLES
a bit weird

MINIEMOUSE
SHIT YEAH IT IS

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YOONGEEZ
heyyyy

YOONGEEZ
hang in there bud

JIMBLES
i still have no idea who you are

YOONGEEZ
.

YOONGEEZ
omg.

YOONGEEZ
D UDE

YOONGEEZ
MIN YOONGI

JIMBLES
OH WAIT

JIMBLES
nope not a clue

YOONGEEZ
grrrr

YOONGEEZ
i am an acquaintance of jeongguk

YOONGEEZ
(dont tell him i spelt his name like that!!)

JIMBLES
ok

YOONGEEZ
geez gramps dont be such a BORE

YOONGEEZ
how u doin???

JIMBLES
fine

YOONGEEZ
HEY! wait a second!

YOONGEEZ
youre SAD! :(

YOONGEEZ
dont be a sad stranger!

JIMBLES
......

YOONGEEZ
y are u sad, stranger?

JIMBLES
honestly?

JIMBLES
i dont think i am. im actually kinda happy

JIMBLES
i mean, everyones messaging me (including u, appreciate it dude) and saying nice things and i just.. everything feels normal again, yknow?

YOONGEEZ
hmmmm

JIMBLES
better than normal. ive met new people, ive settled my differences, and its.... everythings really good right now

YOONGEEZ
but

YOONGEEZ
theres always a but

JIMBLES
but

JIMBLES
but.

JIMBLES
he hasn't messaged me yet

YOONGEEZ
oooooooh

YOONGEEZ
jeongguk ;) right

JIMBLES
that winky face was uncalled for, mr stranger

JIMBLES
u dont know me at all smh

YOONGEEZ
oho

YOONGEEZ
but i do know LOOOOOOOVE

YOONGEEZ
also, yall were basically drooling over each other in?? the??? gc????? i mean if its not my business then go do it in private smh

JIMBLES
i finally understand why jeongguk has never mentioned you

YOONGEEZ
i may be a stranger but that rly does hurt yk :(

JIMBLES
sorry

JIMBLES
hes just a piece of fucking work lol

JIMBLES
jeongguk i mean

JIMBLES
like, just when i thought i could get over him, BOOM! he does that. will he ever leave me alone

YOONGEEZ
do u want him to

JIMBLES
no

YOONGEEZ
then never

JIMBLES
ok but the FUCK?? can he not just message me???? just one lil message????? he made a whole gc for me but he wont send me one? measly? message?

YOONGEEZ
hmmmm

YOONGEEZ
i dont know what to tell you, stranger

YOONGEEZ
except just uh gET OVER YOUR FUCKING SELF AND MESSAGE HIM FIRST I

JIMBLES
oh im sorry, i havent introduced myself yet have i? im park jimin, literally the PETTIEST person u will ever meet!!!!!

YOONGEEZ
oh im sorry, i dont give a shit!!!!!!

YOONGEEZ
yall get on my nerves hooooo my gODDD D he literally exposed himself to a group of strangers for u he exposed himself to M E bithc i take screenshots of everythnig he is sooo fucked nd he knos it but he STILL. did it

YOONGEEZ
put aside ur pettiness for one second and MESSAGE the poor fool, hes probably sitting in a dark corner of his room listening to sad bigbang songs nd feeding his dog seaweed!!! thats not good for the dog jimin at least do it for the dog

YOONGEEZ
u stupid dingus. i will hunt u down, i will infest your house with lego, i will hide ur tv remote somewhere ull never find it again, ill take a dump in ur toilet and i wont fucking flush unless you message my acquaintance RIGHT GODDAMN N O W

JIMBLES
i

JIMBLES
ok omg

YOONGEEZ
THANK U

YOONGEEZ
u got me all worked up jebus

JIMBLES
jebus

YOONGEEZ
GOOOOO gogogogogo get out go BEGON E

JIMBLES
omg OK dude

JIMBLES
hey um.. but seriously

JIMBLES
thank you, stranger

YOONGEEZ
np

YOONGEEZ
& always remember, if u nd jeonggukie dnt work out.......

JIMBLES
bye stranger

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can u believe...... the sun aged another year...... and hes still as bright as ever
happy bday jung hoseok!! what did we do to deserve you :( <3