BYUNGTAE
did u see my bag

SEOKJINX
what

BYUNGTAE
its hella trophies n its hella Thicc

SEOKJINX
wh a t

BYUNGTAE
bet it got my haters hella Sicc

SEOKJINX
ARE U OK

BYUNGTAE
just reviving the chat lmao HELLO

SEOKJINX
WHEN DID THIS CHAT EVEN DIE???!?! I WISH THIS CHAT WOULD FREAKING DIE!!!!!!!! ITS BEEN MONTHS AND ALL OF YOU STILL SPAM IT ON AN HOURLY BASIS I MEAN GUYS. GUYS!!! ITS TIME TO S T O P !!!!!!!!!!

BYUNGTAE
?????? what is this "time to stop" you are speaking of

SEOKJINX
its almost like u WANT me to kill you

BYUNGTAE
..... hEYYYYYYY LOOKIE

BYUNGTAE
I SEE JUNGCOOK CREEPIN!!!!!

BYUNGTAE
wait what the.. heck is ur username

JDRAGON
jdragon is my bigbang bias 😤😤😤

XYJIMIN
youll never let that go will u

JDRAGON
no, i dont think i will (:

BYUNGTAE
YAYYYYY EVERYONES COMING ONLINE

BYUNGTAE
!!!!!!

BYUNGTAE
speaking of uSERNAMES

BYUNGTAE
HOSEOKKIE CAN WE DO MATCHING ONES NOW?????

WARMSEOKS
(grimaces softly)

BYUNGTAE
HOOOOOSSSSSSEEEEEEOOOOOOOKKKKKKKK

WARMJOONS
actually yea pls match with taehyung im dying to change mine :/

WARMSEOKS
the fuck you just say to me

WARMJOONS
PLEASE WE'VE BEEN MATCHING FOR AT LEAST A CENTURY NOW

WARMSEOKS
ok and

WARMJOONS
. hoseok pLEASE

BYUNGTAE
forget it :(( jiminie will u match with me?

XYJIMIN
ive barely used this one for a week tho!!!!

BYUNGTAE
seokjin hyung???

SEOKJINX
pass, buddy

BYUNGTAE
...........

BYUNGTAE
yoongi? :(

YOONGEEZ
byoontae and taehyoong lets go baby

WARMSEOKS
lmao youre not really gonna do it

BYOONTAE
GUYS I LOVE YOONGI

WARMSEOKS
WHAT THEFUC K

TAEHYOONG
<33372152526

JDRAGON
anddddd yoongi strikes again

WARMSEOKS
WHTVR i dont care smh as long as im matching with joon

WARMJOONS
i hate my life

MINIEMOUSE
no u dont

WARMJOONS
no, i dont :)

JDRAGON
minie hey!

BYOONTAE
HI MINIE

MINIEMOUSE
kinda busy rn but hi jeongguk !! hi tae

SEOKJINX
hey i just noticed

SEOKJINX
nobody calls jeongguk jungkook anymore

XYJIMIN
who the hell is jungkook

JDRAGON
im just tired of fighting it. screw you guys

MINIEMOUSE
i think as long as nobody calls him guk we'll be fine

XYJIMIN
wait but i call him guk

MINIEMOUSE
oh

MINEMOUSE
ohhh......

MINIEMOUSE
i see !

MINIEMOUSE
;-)

JDRAGON
jimin noona i swe a r. to GOD

XYJIMIN
OH OK. O H O K.

XYJIMIN
OH. O. K.

JDRAGON
what

JDRAGON
hello??

XYJIMIN
CALL ME NOONA ONE MORE TIME. I DARE YOU, JEON JEONGGUK. ONE. MORE. FUCKING. TIME. JUST GO AHEAD AND FUCKING TRY ME! WONT CALL ME HYUNG BUT YOULL CALL ME FUCKING NOONA WONT YOU? NO I SEE HOW IT IS. THIS ENDS RIGHT NOW YOU PIECE OF , UNCOOKED FUCKING ,,CELERY,. YOURE FUCKING DONE YOU HEAR ME! JUST WAIT. JUST WAIT!

MINIEMOUSE
i... i..... i-

XYJIMIN
wait

XYJIMIN
SHI T OHM YGOD OK

XYJIMIN
FORGET I SAID ANYTHING I AM SO SORRY

SEOKJINX
every single time. why does this happen every. single. goddamn. time

XYJIMIN
IM JUST GONNA DELETE MYSELF GBY E

BYOONTAE
GU Y S SHIT JM NOT FKNB JOKING I CANT BREATH E

WARMSEOKS
uh.... hold up.....

WARMSEOKS
has jeongguk..... called male jimin...... noona..... before.......

TAEHYOONG
must not kinkshame must not kinkshame must not kinkshame must not kinksh

JDRAGON
HOW WOULD THAT EVEN BE A KINK

JDRAGON
if u wanna know REAL kinks then xy jim has a whole list

BYOONTAE
Ö !!!!!!!!!!!!

TAEHYOONG
kink! list! kink! list! kink! list! kink! list!

XYJIMIN
i hate all of u. every last one of you

WARMJOONS
ok but dont all of us have kink lists

WARMSEOKS
^ true

SEOKJINX
i dont?

TAEHYOONG
LMAOOOOOOOO

TAEHYOONG
sure 🤧

SEOKJINX
shut up kitten

TAEHYOONG
.. i literally despise you

JDRAGON
FUCKING KITTEN AHHASHHDS

WARMSEOKS
i like how this is just turning into an exposing session

WARMJOONS
[rubs hands together] hm!

WARMSEOKS
RULE #97

WARMJOONS
GODDAMMITNSJDJKS

MINIEMOUSE
guys

MINIEMOUSE
its monday afternoon

MINIEMOUSE
are all of you unemployed

BYOONTAE
ITS MY DONUT BREAK

WARMSEOKS
taehyung. sweetie. you work at dunkin donuts. all you have is donut breaks

WARMJOONS
:') minie earns more than all of us combined, im gon live a Good Life folks

BYOONTAE
IM GETTING PROMOTED SOON SHUT UP

XYJIMIN
what could you possibly get promoted to in a donut shop

BYOONTAE
I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS

TAEHYOONG
wait

TAEHYOONG
o m g

TAEHYOONG
gUYS

TAEHYOONG
GUYS I MET TAEHYUNG

SEOKJINX
alright so just DROP THAT OUT OF NOWHERE WHY DONT YOU

WARMJOONS
WOAH WHATTTTT CAN U IMAGINE THE CHANCES. THE WHOLE CITY GUYS!!!!!!

JDRAGON
HOW WHEN WH A  T tHE FUCKKK

BYOONTAE
WHAT

WARMSEOKS
thats actually pretty neat you two, why didnt either of you say so before?

XYJIMIN
wait taehyung why are u saying what

BYOONTAE
WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU MEET ME

SEOKJINX
oh my god.

TAEHYOONG
WAIT HEAR ME OUT

TAEHYOONG
SO I HAVENT "MET" TAEHYUNG EXACTLY

TAEHYOONG
BUT LIKE

TAEHYOONG
I GO TO DUNKIN DONUTS ALMOST EVERYDAY

TAEHYOONG
SO I MUST HAVE MET HIM RIGHT

BYOONTAE
WAIT DID U COME TODAY

TAEHYOONG
YES

BYOONTAE
OMG OK DESCRIBE YOURSELF

TAEHYOONG
OK UH

TAEHYOONG
IM REALLY HOT

WARMSEOKS
how the fuck is that supposed to help him

BYOONTAE
SHIIIIITTTTT THAT WAS YOU???!!!??!

WARMSEOKS
..thats it im breaking up with you

BYOONTAE
omg gUYS THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL

BYOONTAE
WE SHOULD ALL JUST LIKE

BYOONTAE
MEET UP HERE SOMETIME

BYOONTAE
LIKE ALL OF US

JDRAGON
hell yeah discounts

BYOONTAE
????? when did anyone ever say anything about discounts

XYJIMIN
lol fuck outta here then

BYOONTAE
GUUUUYYYSSSS

BYOONTAE
I WANNA MEET JUNGCOOK

BYOONTAE
AND MINIEEE :(((((

MINIEMOUSE
aw i wanna meet u too :'-)

MINIEMOUSE
we shld meet up there soon ! i have literally met two of u all and its stressing me out

MINIEMOUSE
ill pay for everyone lol

WARMJOONS
ilu :( <3

WARMSEOKS
gross

WARMSEOKS
why is this gc full of couples its suffocating

JDRAGON
hoseok there are literally two couples and u & taehyung are one of them

WARMSEOKS
exactly! theres only room for one couple per gc. its in the gc guidelines

MINIEMOUSE
ok first of all me and joonie arent even dating

SEOKJINX
and second?

MINIEMOUSE
......idk ???? i didnt plan that far in advance

XYJIMIN
ok but what the fuc k i literally thought u guys were together THIS WHOLE TIME

TAEHYOONG
^^^

BYOONTAE
^^^^

SEOKJINX
^^^^^

WARMJOONS
^^^^^^

MINIEMOUSE
i bet u think ure so slick namjoon

WARMJOONS
hell yea B-)

BYOONTAE
just. just DATE

WARMJOONS
what im sayin :((((

MINIEMOUSE
guys uh i gotta go!! please work n stuff if ya dont wanna starve to death haha ok bye x

WARMJOONS
,, there she go,

TAEHYOONG
OUCH lmao

TAEHYOONG
if that aint a girl whos scared of commitment i dont know what IS

WARMJOONS
no but?? i dont know why she doesnt wanna make it official???

WARMJOONS
she keeps saying "in time! in time! IN TIME"

WARMJOONS
LIKE YALL ITS BEEN MO N T H S

JDRAGON
huh

SEOKJINX
it doesnt have to be so bad? it's the titles that make relationships stressful, imo; i can see why she wouldnt want to rush into any of that

WARMJOONS
youre probably right

WARMJOONS
@minie when she sees this: ITS OK BBY TAKE UR TIME

BYOONTAE
aww u guys :((( i miss the days when me n hoseok were as cute as u two

TAEHYOONG
its ok! u have me now! 💗💖💞💓💕❤️💜💝💗💞

WARMSEOKS
yoongi im really gonna have to fight you arent i

TAEHYOONG
(ง'̀-'́)ง LETS GO

SEOKJINX
this gc is why we are unemployed. oh my god.

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dumb filler bc idk how to casually do timeskips ha h a peace out