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hi how are you nice to meet you my name is jimin

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hoseok has um told me a lot about you

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like

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um

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um not much actually

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june is a nice month

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it's

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warm

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dimples are my reason for existence and my birthday is on 13th october

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whta

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i'm going to leave now !!!!!!!!!!!

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WARMJOONS
you're cute haha

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pffffffffffffffffffffffffFFFTt

WARMJOONS
i'm serious!

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um i don't react well to compliments so

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gotcha

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is this as awkward for you as it is for me

WARMJOONS
you tell me

WARMJOONS
hoseok's always setting me up so i've gotten the hang of it

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i guess

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wtf same

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i have this dipshit best friend who won't stop sending me on dates with ppl i know zilch about

WARMJOONS
taehyung right?

WARMJOONS
hoseok's snuggluffagus

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his bunny boo

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his kitten pickles

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his oojy coojy woojy moojy poo poo

WARMJOONS
wE SHARE THE SAME FATE

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GAGGING 25/8

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it's ironic though bc the sole reason tae's doing this to me is bc he feels bad about spending more time with hoseok than me

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yet he just loves referring to him with one of their nauseating couple names when he's talking to me

WARMJOONS
i can't exactly relate to that

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i mean the ,, time-spending part

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hoseok is kinda

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clingy

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i noticed

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nice username btw

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HE BEGGED ME JIMIN

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HE SPAMMED ME WITH STUPID POUTY SELFIES

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I WAS CLOSE TO KILLING MYSELF

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I MEAN WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF SOMEONE STARTED SPAMMING YOU WITH

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TH I S

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du d e

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YES I KNOW

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no i mean

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d UDE you don't even know how much taehyung has to pester hoseok for a selfie

WARMJOONS
woAh lucky

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i would pay big money to make him fucking stop sending me selfies

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um quick question

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how long have you known hoseok ?

WARMJOONS
longer than necessary

WARMJOONS
eleven, twelve years?

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why?

jimin sucked in a breath.

holy shit, they're close.

taehyung wasn't kiddingㅡif jimin messed this up, hoseok would have him fucking murdered.

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nah just curious

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it's cute how close you guys are

WARMJOONS
cute

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yes !!!!

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though lowkey scary ngl

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word

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what about you and taehyung?

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well

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were close

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*we're

not a typo.

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a wild grammar nazi has appeared

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sorry oOps

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it's my instinct

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noted

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i better learn some sophisticated words for this meeting

WARMJOONS
meeting?

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i mean

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d

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date

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hey

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relax, okay? (:

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it'll be great

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yeah i'm sorry i just

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nervous

WARMJOONS
well

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get a good night's sleep, because guess who tomorrow's dinner is on?

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tomorrow?

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okay hoseok's funding it but techNically me!

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wait

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tomorrow as in

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the day after today

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apparently

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o h mhy go sd

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yooO i told you to chill!

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it's just i'm rlly weird face to face,, like you can ask hoseok

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okay brb

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what

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r u actu all y fuckginj ask i ng him

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joons

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warm

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i don't even know your name omg

WARMJOONS
okay i believe you

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WHT DID HE TEL L YOU

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stuff

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oh and it's namjoon! i thought hoseok already told you my name oops

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oh ok

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hi namjoon i'm jimin

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and dimples are your reason for existence & your birthday's on 13th october

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i know

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i dindt maenn,, ti sy;a thta2

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melts into a puddle of goop

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im bye

WARMJOONS
so fucking cute

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TA E HYUGN WHEN WRE U PLANNIGN TO TELL ME THE MEETING WAS TOMRO RW

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what meeting

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D AT E

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oh right!!!!

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jiminie ur date with namjoon is tmr!!!!!

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BU R N IN FUC IKGN HEL L

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y are you typing like that i can't understand anything ur saying????

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I'M CO MIG N FOR YUO

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ok???????????

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so have you picked out what ur going to wear??

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.

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OHYM GO D IM GO I NG TO DI E

BYUNGTAE
OHYM GO D CALM DOWN

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it doesn't really matter tho bc he cant see u so

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just wear that ugly black n white striped shirt that you wear way too much!!!!

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it is not

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ugly

BYUNGTAE
hm sure

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listeN relax okay??

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fuck you taehyung

BYUNGTAE
this friendship :')

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8:30PM tmr, don't be late!!!

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke ????

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um ok

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I DONT FUCKING KNOW WHAT THE RESTAURANT IS CALLED !!!!!

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isn't that funny ?????

BYUNGTAE
not really

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but ur my best friend so

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AHHAHAHAHAHHAHHA GOOD ONE JIM

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i actually hate you

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mmhm

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it's called THE BLINDFOLD! ! !

BYUNGTAE
sounds lit right

JIMBLES
sounds like something you'd make up

BYUNGTAE
jimin :')

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taehyung :')

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oh whoops

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i gotta blast

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go blast then

BYUNGTAE
jiminie

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tomorrow, the blindfold, 8:30PM

BYUNGTAE
be there or be square

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squares are nice

BYUNGTAE
y r u like this