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JIMIN OH MY GOD

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um

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hi

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it's been a while ???

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oh m

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OH MY G O D

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hi ??

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IT'S SUCH A SMALL WORLD

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i guess yeah ???

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um not that i dont love talking to you but

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it's been a really long time like whats up ????

SEOKJINX
JUNGKOOK

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TOLD ME

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EVERYTHING

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jungk

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JEONGGUK ???????

SEOKJINX
YOU'RE JUNGKOOK'S DATE

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I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS JIMIN HOLY SHITTAKE MUS H RO O MS

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HYUNG YOU KNOW JEONGGUK ???

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ha do i know jungkook

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*jungkook

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*JUNGKOOK

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my phone freaking autocorrects jeongg uk to jungkook what the HECK

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wait

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so you know jeongguk

SEOKJINX
YES

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HOLY SHIT

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Y E S

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WAIT BU

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HO W

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WE GO WAY BACK MAN

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BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME

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JIMIN MY PRECIOUS BUN HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?

SEOKJINX
WHY DID WE STOP TALKING I MISSED YOU

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SINCE WHEN DID YOU TALK IN CAPS LOCK FOR MORE THAN TWO MESSAGES CONTINUOUSLY

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SINCE A FEW SECONDS AGO

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OKAY

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OKAY

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ok stop it's weird when you do it

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tbh

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but why did we stop texting though??

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uni and stuff ig

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busy busy busy haha

SEOKJINX
ahh

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how's tae tae? i haven't talked to him for a while either

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same old same old

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are him and hoseok still a thing or

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still going strong

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huh

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i'm impressed

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yep yep

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.

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jimin

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ya

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calm down

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i am

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calm

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you're not

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i

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okay just hOW DO YOU DO THAT ????

SEOKJINX
do what?

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THAT THING

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WHERE YOU JUST K N O W THINGS

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JUST LIKE THAT

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i guess i have a sixth sense or something ahaha

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IT'S FUCKING CREEPY

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ok but why were you being so edgy before man?

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like it's just me you don't have to be nervous haha

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i know i know it's just

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you messaging me kinda triggered some unnecessary memories about our date and i started cringing REALLY HARD

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and u know how i am when i cringe

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i do

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the date wasn't that bad though??

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hyung

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all i wanted was to melt into a pool of nothingness, i suffered through every single second of it, i was ready to run out of the cafe screaming at the top of my LUNGS

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ouch :(

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no offense asldjwadskjsd

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like you're really cool and i like you a lot but

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yeah no i get you

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if it hadn't been a date that taehyung had pushed me into i swear i wouldnt have been so weird and awkward about the whole thing ok

SEOKJINX
i totally get it man

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at least we're still friends right? even though you cringe whenever i message you.....

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im so sorry about that jdncmqkx ill try not to

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hyung tysm for texting me though ?? i really missed u like i only realized that literally just now

SEOKJINX
don't mention it cutie :)

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anyway, what's really up? don't say nothing bc i know a lot's going on with you rn

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..i won't deny it

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ok look i don't want to make a big deal of this because it's your decision and stuff but

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jungkook told me you agreed to help him out with his plan by texting that namjoon guy as the other jimin until he's finished things with her?

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i mean it's your decision but

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i just don't think that

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it's okay i know

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but it's not really anyone's fault that this happened, right? you can't blame him for wanting things to go back to the way they were before

SEOKJINX
that's where you're wrong

SEOKJINX
it's the RESTAURANT'S fault

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it was just a misunderstanding

SEOKJINX
it was a pretty damn big one kid, you're being too nice

SEOKJINX
from what jungkook's told me, you were supposed to go with the namjoon guy? but you ended up going with jeongkbnguk instead

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jeongkbnguk

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bypassing autocorrect 101

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wait so he's

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he's talked to you about me ???

SEOKJINX
uh

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yeah

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what did he

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just asking like im just curious haha

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what did he say?

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he

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didn't say much

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i've kinda forgotten most of it yikes @ my memory!!

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oh ok np

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i was just curious lol

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wait wait i do remember something

SEOKJINX
he did say that the date with you was pretty nice to a point!

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oMF GOF REA L LY????

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i mean you know..whatever, cool man

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what about you?

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what did you think of the date??

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well

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cr a p

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hyung i gotta go

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what

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like legit i gtg im not making excuses i swear

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jimin

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ILL TTYL HYUNG !!!!

SEOKJINX
PARK JIMIN

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hi!

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ohmg yof

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hihi how have u been im sorry i didnt message u sooner but like ive been so busy and yeah how are you !!!!!!

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it's so cute oh my god

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whats cute

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i mean like other ppl are usually more social online but in real life interactions they get super awkward

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but you, you're all smol and shy online but irl.....damn

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i'm weird like that hahah

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in the best way (:

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anyway, what's up? what have you been up to??

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you know

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normal stuff

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whatever im usually doing yanno

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which is?

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you tell me

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idk??

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well if you dont know haha

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ive just been snacking on cereal straight outta the box, it's a real stressbuster u should try it

WARMJOONS
you stressed? :(

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a lil

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just uni or whatever

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wbu ??

WARMJOONS
what cereal would you suggest

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haha you too huh

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cocoa pebbles is my personal favorite, but like dont get too carried away bc carbs yk

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WARMJOONS
noted

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WARMJOONS
good luck busting that stress jiminie!

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you too um

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i'm so sorry taehyung is kinda spamming me

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WARMJOONS
damn you better go then

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hoseok loses his shit when i ignore his spam

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i've never been this popular um !! ttyl ig ???

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of course :)

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bye then !! :)

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jimin 

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ji 

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min

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jimin 

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jimin 

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JIMIN

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COME ON

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ASDJUWIXKBAWUFCKJAPK

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im here im here im hERE

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what happened are u ok ????

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FINALLY

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JIMIN LISTEN TO ME JUNG HOSEOK HAS GONE BATSHIT CRAZY

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for a second, a SECOND..

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i actually thought you had something IMPORTANT to say

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THIS IS IMPORTANT

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sure

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WE'RE HAVING OUR FIRST FIGHT!!!!! ITS LIT I'LL FILL YOU IN LATER OK

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ok

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THING IS!!!! WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE TOGETHER RIGHT

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i thought you were fighting though

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AND IT WAS ALL HAPPY PAPPY BUT THEN IDK WHAT HAPPENED BUT HE BROUGHT UP THE WHOLE NAMJOON THING AND OBVIOUSLY I GOT MAD AGAIN AND

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what namjoon thing

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HE STORMED OUT A FEW MINUTES AGO AND IM 2837193% SURE HE'S GOING TO TEXT YOU SO

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BRACE YOURSELF JIMIN!!!!!!

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brace myself for what

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FOR BATSHIT CRAZY HOSEOK

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jimin, we need to talk.

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i kinda have three other ppl on hold ??

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including ur bf and best friend

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look who got popular !!!

WARMSEOKS
if there's something you're hiding from me, i suggest you tell me right now to save us all a lot of trouble.

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h

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huh?

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i know i haven't met you a lot of times, i know i've never looked at you properly, so it's entirely possible i made a mistake.

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i'm sorry what are u talking about ??

WARMSEOKS
just answer my next question okay? straightforward and crisp.

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jdaklsajnwiqxn hyung im gay i swear

WARMSEOKS
what

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i SWEAR

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wait wait

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fuck i'm such an idiot

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how did i not realize before??...

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realize what ??? hyung youre freaking me out

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and you're gay, i'm such. an. IDIOT

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what's going on ???

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alright park jimin

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let's clear this up, hm?

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what is your gender?

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that's

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a pretty weird question to ask hyung

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wait

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CAN you answer it? or is it that..

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??? whats going on hyung ??

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what's your goddamn gender, jimin?

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or

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what do you prefer?

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what?

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on one hand, i have taehyung swearing his life that you're a guy

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but then i have namjoon on the other hand, insisting that you're a girl

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what am i supposed to believe here? help me out, jimin.

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oh

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myg o d

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wait doe s namjoon

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i should believe namjoon?

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NO

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wait please wait

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one second hyung pls can i get back to you

WARMSEOKS
you're not going anywhere until you clear this the fuck up.

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okokok

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lets just be calm

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calm down calm down

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don't you dare tell me to calm down right now.

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not u im sorry i was talking to myself sjdkawkudsj

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ok just

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oh my god hyung i am begging you

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please, please don't tell namjoon

WARMSEOKS
don't tell him what?

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whatever you're thinking

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and what am i thinking?

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i am BEGGING you hyung i will do anything just please dont

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give me one good reason why i shouldn't tell namjoon.

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do you even care about him?

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ye s!!!

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then why are you lying to him??!

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he thinks you're a fucking girl!!!

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im not lying to him

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are you a girl?

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n o

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are you a guy

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hyung can you please please give me a minute

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wait

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ah, i get it.

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does taehyung know?

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he

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jesus.

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he's your best friend.

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hyung please just give me a chance

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i'll sort this out i promise, just dont say anything to taehyung or namjoon please hyung PLEASE

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i don't know, jimin.

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please

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please i'll just end it with him, please dont do anything

WARMSEOKS
jimin..

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i really gotta go

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im sorry

WARMSEOKS
you fucking better be.