GUKIEMONSTER
hyung

SEOKJINX
knew you'd come running back

SEOKJINX
what's up?

GUKIEMONSTER
everythings

GUKIEMONSTER
everything's a mess hyung

SEOKJINX
!!!!

SEOKJINX
so do i get to say "i told you so" now??

GUKIEMONSTER
lemme see,,,, did u say "guess what!!!! not only are YOU gonna go on a date w/ some random kid bUT SO!! IS!!! YOUR!!! REAL!!!! DATE!!!!!"

SEOKJINX
ho...ly.....guac

GUKIEMONSTER
yeah i didn't think so

SEOKJINX
woah kook

SEOKJINX
you've got some voodoo stuff going on

GUKIEMONSTER
there's more

GUKIEMONSTER
the guy she went with? that was supposed to be the date of the guy i went with

SEOKJINX
so like

SEOKJINX
yall got switched

GUKIEMONSTER
oh but there's MORE (:

GUKIEMONSTER
you think i was dumb for taking too long to figure out i wasn't with the right person, hm

GUKIEMONSTER
the other pair? they never even REALIZED they were with the wrong people. and they still bloody haven't

SEOKJINX
that's

SEOKJINX
actually kinda funny?

GUKIEMONSTER
excuse me

SEOKJINX
noah fence though!! it's just

SEOKJINX
it's honestly funny i'm sorry

GUKIEMONSTER
do you not see

GUKIEMONSTER
what a disaster this is

SEOKJINX
sorry sorry sorry

SEOKJINX
talked to your online girl yet?

GUKIEMONSTER
how else do you think i know

SEOKJINX
ok but how did you even explain this to her like i really wanna hear this

GUKIEMONSTER
i

GUKIEMONSTER
didntexactlyexplainthistoher

SEOKJINX
you didnt exactly

SEOKJINX
YOU DIDN'T EXPLAIN THIS TO HER?

GUKIEMONSTER
jesus CHILL you're literally like xy jim ugh

SEOKJINX
the hell is an xy jim

GUKIEMONSTER
none of your business

SEOKJINX
jungkook are you out of your MIND?!

GUKIEMONSTER
i've already heard this lecture once thanks

SEOKJINX
THEN HEAR IT AGAIN

SEOKJINX
ok just why can't you just explain to her what happened? i'm sure she'll understand..somehow

GUKIEMONSTER
hyung

GUKIEMONSTER
she enjoyed her date with that random dude, okay?

GUKIEMONSTER
she fucking enjoyed it

GUKIEMONSTER
what the hell was i supposed to do?

SEOKJINX
tell her the truth

GUKIEMONSTER
i'm not an idiot

SEOKJINX
you wouldn't have been one if you'd told her

SEOKJINX
god

SEOKJINX
how long are you even going to postpone this?

GUKIEMONSTER
im not in the mood to explain this all over again and i'm definitely not in the mood for one of your stupid lectures so

GUKIEMONSTER
to sum it up: I'M NOT TELLING HER. I'M NOT LOSING HER. I HAVE A PLAN. AND IT'S GOING TO WORK.

SEOKJINX
are you going to

SEOKJINX
you're going to pose as the guy she went with aren't you

GUKIEMONSTER
ok just how the fuck did you

SEOKJINX
jungkook come on you can't be that dumb

GUKIEMONSTER
it's going to work

GUKIEMONSTER
so stop it

SEOKJINX
listen to me kook

SEOKJINX
i don't want you to do anything you'll regret so please, just listen to me

SEOKJINX
you're not thinking straight

GUKIEMONSTER
i AM STRAIGHT

GUKIEMONSTER
THINKING

GUKIEMONSTER
I AM THINKING STRAIGHT

SEOKJINX
you're better than this kookie

SEOKJINX
come on please

GUKIEMONSTER
you don't even know what exactly i'm going to do smh

SEOKJINX
i have a good enough idea

SEOKJINX
it won't work kook, remember that the guy your online girl went with and the guy you went with know each other, they're bound to talk soon enough

SEOKJINX
your little plan is probably failing as we speak

GUKIEMONSTER
seokjin

GUKIEMONSTER
i'm not an idiot

GUKIEMONSTER
i know what i'm doing

SEOKJINX
wait wait

SEOKJINX
speaking of the guy you went with!

SEOKJINX
have you talked to him since??

GUKIEMONSTER
yes

SEOKJINX
how did that go!!

GUKIEMONSTER
just great hyung

SEOKJINX
so....?

GUKIEMONSTER
so what?

SEOKJINX
you guys hitting it off???

GUKIEMONSTER
i dont need this right now can you PLEASE be normal for a change

SEOKJINX
i just asked you a simple question!

SEOKJINX
what did you talk about??

GUKIEMONSTER
stuff

SEOKJINX
was it nice?

GUKIEMONSTER
stop

GUKIEMONSTER
don't make me ignore you again

SEOKJINX
jungkook ignoring me.

SEOKJINX
oh the horror.

SEOKJINX
how could i possibly live without him.

GUKIEMONSTER
i'm hurt, i'm leaving

SEOKJINX
hey but jungkook...

SEOKJINX
i think we're ready

GUKIEMONSTER
..what

SEOKJINX
the time has finally come

GUKIEMONSTER
ok?

SEOKJINX
for you to tell me....

SEOKJINX
YOUR ONLINE GIRL'S FREAKING N A M E

GUKIEMONSTER
wai t

GUKIEMONSTER
OH MY GOD I NEVER TOLD YOU DID I

SEOKJINX
jesus man i've been WAITING for you to just SAY the goddamn name but NOOO

GUKIEMONSTER
YOU COULD HAVE JUST A S K E D

GUKIEMONSTER
HER NAME'S JIMIN

SEOKJINX
what

GUKIEMONSTER
jimin

SEOKJINX
as in, j i m i n

GUKIEMONSTER
yes??

GUKIEMONSTER
why are u finding it so difficult to take that in

SEOKJINX
it's just

SEOKJINX
ok so i have this friend

GUKIEMONSTER
why are we talking about your life now

SEOKJINX
SO I HAVE THIS FRIEND

SEOKJINX
he's cool n all but he was on this rampage

SEOKJINX
trynna set his buddy up with someone

GUKIEMONSTER
okay?

SEOKJINX
so he finally comes to me and i, being the good person i am, agree

SEOKJINX
the date was probably the most awkward encounter i've ever had with another human being but

SEOKJINX
i honestly just think the kid was nervous, like i doubt he even wanted to be doing it poor thing

GUKIEMONSTER
ok???

GUKIEMONSTER
what?? is ur point????

SEOKJINX
idk it just sprung to mind bc his name's jimin too

SEOKJINX
the date was a total flop but we stayed friends, he's a great guy really

GUKIEMONSTER
ok

GUKIEMONSTER
why was it necessary to tell me this

SEOKJINX
I JUST DIDN'T KNOW JIMIN WAS A GIRL'S NAME TOO OKAY GEEZ

SEOKJINX
reminds me though, i haven't talked to him or taehyung for a while.. i really should huh :/

GUKIEMONSTER
what did you jus

GUKIEMONSTER
did you just say taehy un g

SEOKJINX
that's the guy who set him up, yeah

SEOKJINX
wait lemme guess lol you know a girl called taehyung??

GUKIEMONSTER
hyung?

GUKIEMONSTER
you should probably take a seat

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