*stares at phone without blinking*

*holds breath, and waits for the ringing to stop*

*after*

OH GAWD! THANK GOODNESS THAT'S OVER!

WHEN EVER SOME STRANGER KNOCKS ON THE DOOR, AND I'M THE ONLY ONE AT HOME!

*hides*

Oh crap... THEY AREN'T LEAVING!

*knocks increase!*

NOBODY'S HOME!