WITHOUT FURTHER ADO! 

I am a Cancer.

The zodiac.

Got it. xD

GOT IT MEMORIZED?! (I'll facking hug you if you know the reference *fangirls*)

I told someone my date of birth... And they said I was a Cancer.

:D

*then here's where it hit me*

"I HOPE YOU GET CANCER!"

*almost faints*

She's a Capricorn...

HOW COULD I LOSE?! 

Oh, I know!

I SHALL SLIT HER THROAT WITH ME CRAB CLAWS!!

Heh heh heh.

Oh wait! She's a majestic goat... FACK! *goes to emo corner*

WHY?!?!?