by running a little social experiment, I've concluded that more people want to read the book that explicitly tells people not to read the book as compared to the book title that says I don't really care if you read it.

The "don't read this book" only has one part with four unique individuals commenting on the story with 20 reads.

The "read this or not i do not care" book has five parts, yet none of the chapters have greater views than the "don't read this book" and only one person has consistently commented on that book. The irony is that there is actual content on that book as opposed to the "don't read this book".

This just proves the white bear phenomenon/ironic process theory. People don't care about the actual content in the books. They judge the covers and titles, and because they think that I'm being ironic, they click on the book I specifically tell them not to click on over the book that has a passive title. People do not care about the content, rather, they simply judge covers and titles.

Little did they know that I exist on a whole different dimension. I have transcended beyond the measly, simple satire of this fanfiction website.

and through using this theory, I have concealed my true intentions only to the brave few (actually only one person). Your weak, simple brains will have to transcend if you ever wish to be apart of the holy banana empire

get on my level, plebeian scum