So you know bananas right? They're an amazing life-sustaining fruit but you all knew that

BUT people have come about disgracing by trying to use bananas as a way to artificially flavor food. One example is that of banana-flavored candy, the result coming out as not tasting like sweet heavenly banana mush but as sticky or crystalized plastic packets.

if you're into that ok that's fine. but the banana empire will not take kindly to that.

Another abomination is banana bread but I digress

With bananas come life and true happiness. The artificially bred fruit is a staple for every healthy diet.

Wars have been fought over it

People argue over its convenience and how it might lead to the end of the world (they're obviously wrong)

It's radioactive so that means if you eat enough bananas you can become a superhero like in all the comics, like banana man!

This can only be done in true and pure banana adherence

Stay cool kids don't eat banana candy and remember

don't let his grin fool you--banana man sees all and knows all

youve been fooled you thought it was normal chapter but it was a banana chapter in disguise ha!

this is only the first step in the banana empire revolution. Soon bananas will reign...just you wait