but not good for sleep

it definitely isnt

but everything is meaningless isn't it

only if you think it is

without bananas, how could i even exist

you would just worship a different fruit

I don't think i can imagine a world like that

sure you can its not that hard

we can distract ourselves from the meaninglessness our world pushes through watching a kids show right

sure, whatever makes you happy

then id have to actually care and invest emotional energy on fictitious characters

its really not that bad

am i even happy

depends

what happens after i die

you're religious you should know

we become one with the bananagods

uh sure

can i eat a banana

you eat too many bananas

they're good for you

yeah bu--

they're good for you

you really need--

they're

good

for

you

ok

blaspheming the banana gods is punishable by death

that's really not necessary

why not

because they don't exist

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how dare you

sorry

the banana overlords will smite----

lets just watch the show ok

I've got my banana eyes on you

hello

if you made this far, that means you sat through all that scrolling. I hope your fingers are tired

because mine sure aren't

this is where you question my sanity

she ra 2018 season 5 lets go

starting with the trailer because i might as well

Oh boy

Adora has a sword but it be broken

I know why i think i still remember

She ra isn't coming back i guess

Or maybe they fix it

Stahp and watch

Big boi horde

Everyone is sad uh oh

Edgi

A portal.

I cant do this alone

You aint alone adora

Silly adora

Running

Oh shadow weaver

Oh ok its fast

Is she going to pull an angella

Enemy frenemies hordak prime or whatever your name is

Why do you exist

How do you exist

Stop existing

More crying

More melodrama

Caaaatttrrraaa

Redemption question mark?

Oh wait is she ra comin'

Ok its over

The trailer is ok

Its not like other netflix trailers that reveal the entire plot so thats good (i was wrong)

Its a trailer

ok episode 1

a friend recommended that i watch this Korean drama on Netflix. if you want to watch it, its called crash landing on you or something. I'm not into romance but the premise is interesting

it has sixteen episodes. each episode is one hour and fifteen minutes long. I watched 10 episodes in the span of one day

25 minute episodes here is nothing. i don't think i can even call watching the entire season of she ra binge-watching because of how short the episodes are

that was unrelated but i thought i should point it out

ill actually start writing down things now

but first let me stretch my legs

ok stretching done lets watch

I have ten million tabs open but thats ok

Ok the episodes magically appeared i guess im not sleeping tonight

I just realized something

Bow's name is bow because he fights with a bow an arrow

Glimmer because she glimmers

Angella because she's an angel

How did i not notice this im an idiot

Oh boi big boi horde bois invadin'

Scanning is scary

Adora ex machina

Bow ex machina

Horsey ex machina

More princesses i guess

Pew pew robot bois

Adora be forgettin stuff (me from the future: I've already forgotten these notes aren't great)

Chill out my bro

Ew the intro

"What is this adora" Its zen silly

Banana heaven

Oh horde boi is she ra confirmed?

Broken sword is broken

Shadow weaver and micah arguing club

At micah isn't trying to kill her anymore

Glimmer still .. glimmin' i guess

Wait no nevermind

She has a lisp now though?

My computer is broken i dont think it can handle so many tabs being open

Thats a shame

Hordak clone bois ueh

Youre welcome says shadow weaver

This is pretty boring. The reactions not the show

Nice action scene i guess

Can horde prime mind read

Ok episode 2 lets begin

Can someone do a compliation of bow's voice cracks

Horde prime kinda creepy

Oh it was all a dream

Didnt have a lot to say. Entrapta still great

Im pretty bad at this

Ok episode 3

little catra adora bein smol

Hordak is back bois

He be rememberin

Fightin gals

Sparkles heheh

Three episodes in and we're already deep with catra

Back of the neck. Kinda like attack on titan

That catra redemption was quick nice.

Oh boi

Episode 4 ok lets gooo

Do bananas exist on etheria

Where is shadow weaver my man

Oh boy drama between bow and glimmer there's going to be some big moment when bow realizes he shouldn't be mad and then they resolve it or something

Drama

I knew it

Oh look they found the crystals

Bad shadow weaver. bad

Oh i was right about the bow glimmer drama ok

Episode 5 yiss

Eight more episodes bois

You know they can hear you adora

Prime sees all

Prime knows all

Ew hes creepy

Catra be indoctrinated

She ra coming back was quicker than i thought but ok

Is catra ded

Did she purr

Is that catra purring

Oh boi hordak remembers entrapta

Episode 6 yay

Does she ra have light sabers now

Oh she can breathe in space too

Whos spinerella again

Im watching subtitles

Oh someone be horde controlled

Episode 7 lets gooo

Perfuma

Her name is perfuma

Finally i can stop calling her flower girl

Oh double trouble noice

Alright bananalings, episode 8

I like how all the angst and drama resolved itself mostly in the first few episodes. Some shows drag it out way too much

71 alerts from grammarly oh boy

Goin to a big boi planet

Krytis

Kurtus

Curtis

Hmmm

I sense

Ayy momma weaver is back

No bow lets smash stuff

Magic space lion is magical

Kewl

Episode 9

Imagine being a horde clone

Imagine being hordak

Entrapta is wholesome

Ive always thought catra was cat person

Get it

Do you get it

That wasnt a good joke moving on

Looks like they be in a village

Cool

What happened to the new characters i forgot

Boy oh boi that was a spicy episode

Catra and momma shadow weaver reunion is going to be interesting

Episode 10

Back to back binge watching is fun

Im starting to get a headache but ill sleep it off when im done

And eat a banana.

Two bananas

An undisclosed amount of bananas

Bad kitty

Has glimmer always had a lisp

The magic of friendship bois

Friendship is power

Oof momma weaver

Episode 11 is a kewl kidd episode

Hehehe shadow weaver and catra

This episode is going great

Did micah become shadow weaver i kinda don't want micah to be puppet horde

Darn it catra

Episode 12 we're almost done

She ra bein' she ra

Everyone is just confessing there love back to back here ok

Oof micah

Is hordak getting good

Dramatic

is it just me or does the glimmer confessing her love to bow seem like out of nowhere

this is kinda a mess

Last Episode boyos and girlos

Welp its the last episode

Typing this while watching the show is kinda weird

My laptop is glitching

Haha 100 alerts on grammarly

Hold on in there buddy, we're almost there

I've been watching this show for 5 hours straight this is probably not helping

After i upload this im taking a nap

I sense redemption

I think idk

Oy micah

Stop

Yess momma shadow weaver

This be what you wanted joye

Oh wait

Well

Ok

That sucks

Hax she ra

Ok its over

It be happenin

Uh

I kinda have a headache because i usually take breaks when I'm binge watching but this time i didn't and just stared at a screen for six hours straight

It's 7:00pm

Im gonna go to bed

Ok bye

OW MY HEAD STOP TYPING YOU IDIOT GO TO BED ARGHHH