"Somewhere"

The story opens at an unknown airship, a chubby man in a white coat and glasses was standing before his men.

(A/N: Don't worry, folks, he's not part of this story. Just keep reading and find out.)

Major: Gentlemen...ve...are Nazis.

Nazis: Siege heil! Siege heil!

Major: Und ve...will have war.

Nazis: Siege heil! Siege heil!

Major: Und ve... U-und ve--

???: Are going down!

*BOOM*

An explosion just occurred, right behind The Major. Before anyone could comprehend of what's going on, a random soldier runs towards The Major, kicking him straight in the face and knocking down.

Nazis: MAJOR!

The soldier then proceeds to remove his coat, to reveal that he was actually a 15 year old boy with black hair, brown eyes, tan skin, and wears a blue hoodie with the word "OPPAI" on it, cami-patterned pants and sneakers.

Doktor: What are you standing for? KILL HIM!

The Nazi vampire soldier runs at the boy, but he simply dodges their efforts before attacking each one with brutal punches and kicks.

???: HI YAAH!

*KICK*

???: WOOHOO

*PUNCH*

Another group charges at him, only to be met with a flurry of punches that came from the boy.

???: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!

???: ATATATATATATATATATATATATATA!!!

After he was done, the vampire Nazis looked at each, as nothing seem to happen.

Nazi Grunt 1: Vhat ze hell was that?

Nazi: That didn't even hurt us?

???: ...Omae wa mou shindeiru (You're already dead).

Before they could comprehend of what he even meant......they explode into chunks of bloody bits.

Zorin Blitz: We'll take it from here.

Rip Van Winkle: Tinker tailor soldier sailor. My bullet punishes all without extinction.

The boy the turns around to one with tattoos on her face while carrying a big scythe, and another with glasses while holding a musket.

Zorin Blitz: I don't know who you are and I don't fucking care. No one dares to attack Millennium and get away with--

???: PIE FIGHT!

Zorin Blitz: *confused* Wait, wha-

Then, from out of nowhere, pies started flying and hitting everyone (minus the boy) in the face.

Doktor: Vhere ze hell is this!?  Vhy are there pies all of a sudden!?  Vhat does pies have to do with this!?

???: Everything.

Doktor: ...Zat's stupid? You're stupid! Stop being stupid!

???: Ooor...maybe I'm just being rhetorical.

Doktor: *irritated* NO! No, you're NOT! God, it's like you just use words you hear randomly to try and sound smarter.

???: Huh! Well, now you're just acting transcendent.

Doktor: Hrrr!

???: And you're supposed to be the smart one.

Doktor: AAAAAHHHHH!!!

Zorin Blitz: Let me handle this.

Zorin Blitz proceeds to smack her hand into the ground, as the marking on her body starts to come towards the boy, surrounding him.

Zorin Blitz: Heh. Now, let's see what dark secrets you have.

But the moment she was in the boy's head, she was in for a surprise.

Zorin Blitz: ...What...?

Then, the boy punches her in the face, and launching her into Rip Van Winkle.

After taking care of them, he quickly dodges a bullet that was fired from a gun, courtesy of The Major, who was able to recover from the kick earlier.  But then, in a quick flash, the boy was now in front of him.

???: Now say you're sorry!

Then...he slaps the guy back and forth across the face.

???: You're sorry yet?

Major's thoughts: I think I peed a little.

The boy then grabs him by the collar and launches him into Doktor.  He then leaps into the air...and charges up another attack.

???: KAAAAMEEEE!!!

Soon, a ball of blue energy appears in his hands.

???: HAAAAMEEEE!!!

It then got bigger.

???: HAAAAAAAAA!!!

And soon enough, he launches a blast of energy into the base, destroying it.

After the dust is settled, the entire base is destroyed.  Only the Doktor was still alive.

Doktor: W-who...are you?

The boy simply stood there before answering.

???: The name's Tobi Yamaguchi.  And don't ever set foot in Japan, American, or anywhere else!

After saying that, the one called Tobi runs off....only to collide with a glass window.

Tobi: ......I'm okay.

"End of dream"

Tobi suddenly shots up from the covers of his bed.  It was all just a dream.

Tobi: Wow...what a crazy dream.

(Que opening theme music)