"WHAT THE- HOW DOES?! SHINJI!!!!!"

"What~? Can't a man have a little bit of fun~?"

What was fun to him? Reversing everything in the building while you took your nap in your favorite chair. The most annoying part of his power was when you got so close to him, he began to move back away from you.

Shinji twirled the circle of his handle around his wrist. "I can't believe you never have any fun when I do this. Isn't making things reversed fun?"

"NO! It makes everything frustratingly and harder to grip that neck of yours!"

"Why do you want my neck?"

A dark gilt flashes inside your eyes. "So I can watch you beg for air, like how I beg you to stop this stupid trick of yours!"

"(y/n), (y/n)... how complicated are you? I'm only teasing you, so why don't you like that?"

"Because you always mange to annoy me with your little tricks... only when I fall asleep! Why is it that I can't get a good nap around this damn place?!"

"Hmmm... I'll cut you a deal. If you can reach me and touch my sword, I'll stop with the tricks, but if you don't, then I'll keep doing them how ever I please."

A smirk grew on your face. "Deal."

To start off you grabbed onto the nearest poll and straightened yourself before pushing with all your strength. The walls moved and twisted around you, making it slightly harder and difficult to really even find a way towards Shinji.

From the corner of your eye you found him, sitting on a table, and drinking tea. "By this rate I'll be making myself dinner."

"Can it!" You shouted at him, aiming yourself towards him.

Shinji grinned as you did. "I dare you."

As you did, you took his dare and pushed yourself towards him. It was then the world flipped right side up, making you fall and scream, but before you could slam into the ground, the world flipped the opposite direction.

Steam was coming off of you head, but you were keeping it cool and hanging onto the edges, working your way through the illusion. When you grabbed onto another pole, the edges of it wavered.

"What the..." You mumbled under your breath.

"Are you going to do anything?" Shinji shouted. "It's boring just watching you hold still. I thought you would scream at me for messing with you, but I guess I didn't get my wish."

"Hey, Shinji, why is your hair blond?"

"What?" Shinji asked, confused. "Why are you asking something like that?"

"Because of this!" You flung yourself upright, straight into the roof.

It took a moment but you came out from the other side and was heading right towards Shinji. You raised your foot up and kicked him in the back of the head, making him wince and yelp in pain.

"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR MESSING WITH ME! YOU HEAR THAT?!"

You caught his ear and tugged on it while he slowly let his power die off, while he was yelping and crying for mercy. "I get it! I get it! Please let go of my ear!"

"Hmp!" You grabbed both of them and twisted them, to the point of when they were pale. "Say you swear it! From the bottom of your heart!"

A smirk appeared on his lips. "Don't you want it from the true heart~?"

Heat ran into your cheek as you growled and twisted them where blood was pouring out. "Say it before I rip your ear off!"

"Owwwww! I-I swear! F-From the bottom of my h-heart!"

"Good~" You gently let go his ear and turned on your heels. You sat down in your chair and leaned back in it. "Tonight you're paying for my favorite meals. If it doesn't show up when I wake up... well I don't need to say it."

A shiver ran down on his spine as he calmly started calling the place. "You got it."

You smiled and closed your eyes, snoring almost off the bat. Shinji smiled at your sleeping figure and mumbled under his breath before the food place answered. "You really saw through my illusion. I'm impressed, (y/n)."