Welcome back everyone to chapter nine of Bleach Characters' React to Death Battle Chapter 9. With me is my friend, partner and co-writer, Kaizokuoniiorewanaru.

Kaizoku: Hey. Just got done playing the demo of the new game Monark. Let's do this.

Is the game any good? Might want to try it myself.

Kaizoku: I think it was pretty good. The game, after a forced loss and some cutscenes, makes you answer a survey and, depending on your answer, you obtain points towards the seven sins and, again, depending on your answer, this thing called your "Ego" is governed by one of those sins. ... And, uh, my sin just so happens to be... Lust.

... Really dude...?

Kaizoku: Whaaat? I answered the questions TRUTHFULLY.

I would have gone with Gluttony, having plenty of food to keep people happy and have more motivation.

Kaizoku: Psh. Like you would get it after taking the quiz. You don't even know ANY of the questions!

(Someone coughs to get out attesion and we turn to see it was Uryu)

Uryu: "As much as this conversation is riveting, I think your both getting off topic."

Right, right, envious Uryu.

Uryu: "Video Games are a waste of time."

... You're a real sourpuss...

Kaizoku: He's just jealous that he can't relax the way we can.

Uryu: "I do not! Besides, sewing is better than those videogames people play."

Kaizoku: Sewing is for people with too much time on their hands that they don't know what to do with.

(Hits both other the head with the hilt of his sword) Enough. All forms of art are good. I like both, and every other form of art. Now ladies, your both pretty, but we're going far to long on this.

Kaizoku: I AM A MAN! (punches Light in the face)

(Stops it) It was a reference from Megamind...

Kaizoku: And I was making a reference myself...

Uryu: "(Groans) These two idiots don't own Bleach, Death Battle or any other media used in the fights. Just our reactions."

Kaizoku: Fine. Don't do it right. See if we care.

Eh, it was getting to long, almost filled two pages on this. So onto the story.

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Chapter 9: Dino Fight; Yoshi VS Riptor

Ichigo looked to see that the next fight wasn't going to be good for the ones that like cute animals. "Well, this is going to be... something..." he stated, pressing play.

(Cues: Invader - Jim Johnston)

"Who doesn't like dinosaurs?" Boomstick asked. "No one, 'cause they're awesome?"

"Dang right, no one doesn't like dinosaurs!" Orihime exclaimed happily.

"I can agree to that," Karin stated, the two high-fiving.

"Like Yoshi, Mario's happy-go-lucky steed," Wiz introduces the first fighter.

Orihime and Rukia couldn't help but gush at Yoshi's appearance. "He's so cute~!" Yuzu and Midori squealed at the cute dino.

Chad nodded in agreement. "I would like one as a pet," he stated, loving cute things.

"And Riptor, the Dino Warrior with a killer instinct," Boomstick introduced the second fighter, who was a lot more fears looking.

"Yeah!" cheered Keigo. "Now that's a real dino there!"

"I'm Wizard and he's Boomstick and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle." Wizard declared.

The first contestant was the cute green dinosaur with a white underbelly, a big nose, the red bulb on its back and wore brown boots. Plus he also comes in different colors which Orihime, Yuzu, and Midori wanted one in their respective colors, while everyone else chuckle at their antics of seeing cute things.

YOSHI

(Cue: Flower Garden Theme (Yoshi's Island))

"Yoshi is a cheerful and friendly dinosaur whose race happens to be among Bowser's most hated enemies. Why?" Wizard asked.

"Why would anyone hate these lovable dinos?" Yuzu asked.

Boomstick answered, "Cause they're so goddamn happy all the time!"

Everyone gave a flat, deadpan look at this answer. "Really... Because they're happy...?" they all asked, disbelieving it.

"I'm disliking this Bowser..." Yuzu, Orihime and Chizuru stated, puffing their cheeks out.

"Some people just hate happiness," Mizuiro stated, shrugging.

BACKGROUND

Bowser's First Nemesis

High, Strong Jumps

Can Resist Knock-Back

Naturally Skilled in Basic Combat and Speed

Constantly Followed by Incredibly Happy Music

"Yoshi is considered one of the fastest characters in the Mario universe and has a higher and stronger jump than Mario." Wiz talked about Yoshi.

"How high can Mario jump?" Keigo asked.

"Not sure," the others stated, unsure of the answer.

"Despite his cute and cheery demeanor, Yoshi's powerful enough to put down this goliath single-handedly," Wiz added, showing a clip a giant baby Bowser.

"That is a big baby..." Karin pointed out.

"How can you tell that's a baby...?" Chizuru question. "I can't tell."

"Well, I'm sure we'll see a grown-up version of him." Karin replied.

"He's able to keep up with experienced fighters like Solid Snake, Link, and even previous Death Battle champion, Samus Aran," Wiz finished, showing clips of Super Smash Bros. Brawl, where Yoshi was keeping up with said fighters.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, time out!" Keigo shouted, doing the time out hand sign. "This little green cartoon dinosaur took on Samus!?"

"That's what he's saying..." Ichigo said.

"B-But he's a cartoon dino, he should be as awesome as a real badass one!" Keigo shouted but was hit over the head by Ichigo.

"Just get back to watching the show..." Ichigo growled out, not wanting to hear his blubbering.

"And either he doesn't have any ears or he's really freakin' patient, 'cause he somehow put up with that whiny-ass Baby Mario!" Boomstick complained.

"Oh, come now, it can't be that-" Yuzu started. The group suddenly hears Baby Mario repeating his crying sounds. This made the made them wince at how loud it is.

"Okay, loud but most children are," Rukia groaned out.

"If it were me, someone would've found him in a dumpster after the first level!" Boomstick said, showing a picture of Baby Mario next to a dumpster.

"WHYYY!?" Orihime exclaimed, tears in her eyes.

"GODDAMN IT BOOMSTICK!!!" Ichigo, Karin and Tatsuki shouted at Boomstick's comment.

"Okay, to far!" Isshin shouted, not amused.

The rest of the group were glaring at the TV because of the commet.

"I'm starting to see why you dislike Boomstick a lot of the time," Uryu stated, fixing his glasses.

Hey then feel a murderous aura, and the watchers turned to see it was Yuzu, with a sickly-sweet smile on her face. "If I ever meet Boomstick, I'll have a few... "chose" words to have with him~" Everyone scooted way from the girl. Kind as she is, even she has her moments of anger.

"Note to self... don't piss off Yuzu..." the Kurosaki's muttered to themselves. The others nodded in agreement.

"Also, while young Yoshis are dumb enough to run off cliffs, they learn quickly over time, eventually driving go-karts, playing sports and surviving the greatest death trap ever created: Mario Party!" Boomstick finished.

They see Yoshi playing one of the various minigames of Mario Party: Dodging cannon fire. They all gawk at this. "What kind of parties are these!?" they all shouted in shock.

YOSHI EGGS

Maneuverable Projectiles

Can Carry up to 6

Different Eggs Create Different Effects

Made from the Souls of Devoured Enemies

"Yoshi has a large arsenal of eggs to use as lightweight projectiles and can even create a giant eggshell to use as an all-encompassing shield," Wiz explained.

"Oh boy..." Chizuru sighed, knowing that Orihime might not like this part of the episode one bit.

Tatsuki looked confused. "How does it incase-? You know what, I'm not going to ask."

"What is it with creatures from the Mario universe using their babies as weapons?" Boomstick questioned. "Is it that effective? I'm gonna have to test this out. Maybe some sort of Baby Launcher..."

"BABY LAUNCHER!?" Orihime, Chizuru, Midori, and Yuzu repeated loudly in shock.

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BOOMSTICK!!!" everyone shouted at him, even Chad.

"Boomstick! That's a terrible idea!" Wiz chastised his cohost.

"Oh, thank god Wiz is here to be the voice of reaso-" Ichigo started, until they heard what Wiz said next.

"Any time you'd want to reload, you'd have to wait nine months," Wiz told him.

Ichigo gets up and slams his head against the wall multiple times.

"ICHIGO!" everyone shouted in shock at his actions. They try to stop and pull him away from the wall.

A few minutes later, they were able to stop him.

"Sorry about that..." Ichigo groans, rubbing his head. "Don't know what came over me..."

"I'm going to go out on a limb here and say Wiz is a MAD scientist..." Uryu groaned, rubbing the bridge of his nose, pushing his glasses up.

"Just like someone we know..." Rukia grumbled, her face in her hand.

"Wiz reminds me more of Urahara, mad but sane at the same time," Ichigo muttered to her.

"If the other videos didn't prove he was, I think this proves it the most," Midori stated.

"Let's get back to the video before anything else happens..." Tatsuki opted, rubbing the sides of her head.

"Agreed..." Isshin, Keigo and Chizuru agreed, not in a joking mood for once.

"Anyway," Wiz started up again, getting back on topic, "Yoshi's greatest asset is his stomach."

DIGESTIVE SYSTEM

Long, Stretchy Tongue

Can Eat Almost Anything

Can Get Special Abilities or Produce Eggs

Can Trap Enemies in Eggs

Has Trouble Swallowing Koopa Shells

"Yeah, Yoshi's got a bad eating problem and devours everything in sight with his long stretchy tongue. He can swallow almost anything, even fire." Boomstick agreed.

"Damn, that's one impressive stomach." Keigo pointed out.

"This little guy is sounding cooler and cooler the more we learn about," Chizuru stated.

"That's right, Boomstick," Wiz stated. "Yoshi has the strangest digestive system I've ever come across. Certain meals can grant him special abilities. Otherwise, after consuming a foe or item, Yoshi... uh... ejects an egg spawned from the subject. The egg may have special properties from said object, or contain the victim within."

"Man, that really sucks for anyone being inside of an egg." Ichigo pointed out.

"That is terrifying..." Yuzu stated.

"How can something so cute, be so dangerous...?" Orihime asked no one in particular.

"Guess it goes to show that you can't judge a book by it's cover," Uryu stated.

"Wait, is that how he makes eggs?!" Boomstick shouted in confusion. "Are there any female Yoshis?"

"I don't think they're male or female. Yoshi may be asexual." Wiz shrugged.

"So that's another way of saying its genderless." Karin hummed.

"I think it's the scientific term," Uryu stated.

"Are there animals like that?" Keigo asked.

"Could be." Yuzu shrugged.

"That poor miserable creature..." Boomstick sighed for Yoshi.

"Oh, ho, ho! Yoshi got the right stuff!" Yoshi cheered.

"For such a childish and cute dino, Yoshi is very dangerous," Chizuru stated, getting nods from everyone.

"And I still want one~!" Orihime shouted, cheerfully, getting the ones that like cute things to nod as well.

RIPTOR

(Cue: Riptor's Theme)

"ALRIGHT!" Keigo cheered loudly. "BRING ON THE BADASS DINO-" He was interrupted by Ichigo clocking him over the head.

"Keep it down you idiot..." Ichigo growled at him.

"Riptor was genetically engineered by Ultratech to be the perfect combination of human intelligence and animal brutality," Wiz explained the next fighter.

BACKGROUND

Height: 7'0"

Genetically Engineered

Designed to be Smart and Vicious, but Backfired

Only 4 Years Old, so has Little Combat Training

"Ultratech?" Tatsuki repeated the name of the company.

"Not sure, but I'm not liking the sound of it," Ichigo stated.

"I agree," Rukia agreed.

COMBAT

Tooth, Claw and Tail

Firey Acid Projectiles

Rushes Opponents with Combos

"His tools of death are his teeth, claws, and impaling tail, and he knows how to use them well, pulling off insanely bloody combos," Boomstick explained. "And when he's not fighting up close, he can spit a fiery acid!"

"He's quite diverse in his combat options..." Rukia thought out loud.

"True, but I don't think they have that much training," Tatsuki stated.

"Riptor's only four years old and yet, already, he's a nearly unstoppable killing machine," Wiz explain.

"That's one ass-kicking toddler!" Boomstick stated.

"He has reached a point where his human emotion and reasoning conflict with his predatory instincts, often confusing him to the point of blind rage and aggression." Wizard continued.

"That might be hard for Riptor to quickly make any tactics to fight his opponents." Uryu noted.

"I agree," Rukia stated, nodding. "Those are two things that can make you lose a fight."

"Unless you know how to handle them," Tatsuki stated.

VELOCIRAPTOR INSTINCTS

Brutal and Cunning

First Incapacitates Victims

Hunted in Packs

Stealthy

Alone, they Rushed and Overpowered Opponents

"Riptor may look, sound and act like a Velociraptor, but he's really something else entirely. He's twice as big and twice as slow and I don't think Velociraptors could shoot acid. They were awesome enough without it! With a limited amount of combat training, Riptor relies on his Raptor instincts in a fight. Raptors were pack hunters, preferring to plague their victims with stealth, speed and secrecy, though they were no pushovers by themselves. On their own, they usually just rush their opponent and overpower them with ultra combos, and if Jurassic Park has taught us anything, it's that Raptors are clever sons of bitches!" Boomstick explained, showing a clip of a velociraptor opening a door.

Everyone's jaws were on the ground.

"D-Did Boomstick say something intelligent...?" Ichigo asked, wondering if he was going crazy.

"I'd figured him of an idiot but I guess he does have a brain when it comes to certain topics." Uryu said.

"Like dinosaurs for example." Orihime added.

"And weapons," Chad added.

"Thank you, Chad~" Orihime smiled.

"Wow, Boomstick. I didn't know you knew so much about dinosaurs..." Wiz pointed out in surprise.

"Yeah, I always wanted me a pet Raptor. I was gonna call him Barney after I found out what irony was." Boomstick replied.

"... Okay, I'll admit, that would be funny," Karin stated, trying hard not to laugh.

"Supreme Victory!" The KI Announcer declared as Riptor feasts on his fallen opponent.

"Alright, the combatants are set," Wiz declared. "Let's end this debate once and for all."

"First I need to get somre money to convert my kitten cannon into a bay launcher," Boomstick declared.

"You have got to be kidding..." Wiz and the watchers said in deadpan.

"From Squarespace! ... Who doesn't necessarily indorse baby launchers..."

As the ad was playing, the other conversed to vote on their character.

"Ignoring Boomstic and his... eccentricities..." Ichigo stated, trying his hardest not to go to the wall and bang his head... again, "Who's voting for who?"

"I'm voting for Yoshi~" Orihime said.

"Same~" Rukia, Chizuru, Yuzu and Midori agreed.

"Yoshi as well," Chad stated.

"Hmm... I think I'll go with Yoshi as well. There's certainly more to him than meets the eye, and that could lead to an advantage." Uryu pushed up his glasses.

Karin gave the ones who voted for Yoshi a deadpan look. "You're kidding, he's a plushy to Riptor. And a coward..."

"If they wanna root for the cute ones, let 'em." Keigo shrugged.

"Then who are you voting for...?" she asked in a deadpan.

"I'm going with Riptor!" Keigo answered.

"Same," Karin agreed.

"I think I'll vote for Riptor too!" Isshin declared.

"That's surprising," Ichigo stated. "I would have thought you'd pick Yoshi."

"Guess your dad wouldn't want to leave Keigo as the only one who would pick Riptor..." Chizuru hummed to Ichigo.

Ichigo shrugs. "I'm not sure to pick myself."

"I guess that leaves me," Mizuiro stated. "I'm going with Yoshi."

Ichigo shrugs again. "I guess I'll go with the little guy as well."

'So indecisive...' Rukia hummed in thought.

"-but right now, it's time for a Death Battle!" Boomstick called out after the ad finished. A few secod past without the doors closing, so he coughed to get the worker's attention, then they closed and reopened to start the fight.

A lot of the watcher laughed at this.

(Cue: Overworld Theme (Super Mario World))

The watchers see Yoshi dancing happily through the field, Orihime, Rukia, Midori, Yuzu, and Chizuru cooing at his actions. Suddenly, Riptor came out of the green pipe and roars viciously at Yoshi, who just cowers in fear of the menacing beast.

"And the little dino is a dead dino," Keago stated, getting glares from most of the girls. "What!?"

Riptor jumped down from the pipe, ready to tear into it pray.

FIGHT!

(Cue: Yoshi's Island Theme)

Riptor instantly attacks Yoshi with its brutal combos, which draws a lot of blood from the green dinosaur before being launched back from a tail whip.

"AWESOME COMBO!" An announcer exclaimed.

Yoshi hit the ground, headfirst, and slid a few feet, landing on his front, looking dazed a bit.

All the watchers winced at the brutal move, even the one who picked Riptor to win.

"Oh... road burn to add onto those cut and bite marks, ouch..." Tatsuki stated, wincing at her own statement.

"Geez, I do hope Yoshi can turn this around," Yuzu hoped for the green dino.

Riptor slowly advances towards his prey. Yoshi throws three eggs at it, but does very little damage. The happy dinosaur then forces a large egg out and throws it at the Ultratech creation, causing a baby Yoshi to hatch from the egg.

"Yoshi!" The baby Yoshi exclaimed.

"Ah~" the girls that liked cute thing cue.

"Cute," Chad stated.

But Riptor savagely attacks the hatchling and bites its head off (much to the girls and Chad's dismay). Yoshi then retreats and was stopped by a lone Koopa Troopa, who was minding his own business. He eats it and spits it at Riptor who just deflected it with his tail. Riptor proceeded to attack until the egg shield was broken and attacked the unprotected Yoshi, until the green dinosaur counterattacked.

"C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!" The KI Announcer declared.

"Alright!" The Yoshi voters cheered.

"He still has a chance to win," Chad stated, giving a small smile.

Yoshi Ground Pounds Riptor, who replied with spitting acid at him, but Yoshi ate the acid and traps it into an egg before throwing it at Riptor, causing it to roar in pain from the acid covering its face.

A lot of people winced seeing that, Keigo looked on in dread.

Riptor roars in pain from their own acid and tries to attack Yoshi again in a blind rage. But Yoshi used his tongue to eats Riptor and forces her out as a giant egg over the cliff behind him. As the egg starts falls off the cliff, Riptor manages to break free, but all too late. Riptor falls down into the hood of a pink car with flame patterns on it, with only her legs sticking out, not moving.

KO!

Keigo was completely shocked on what had happened, while Orihime, Rukia, Yuzu, and Chizuru were hugging each other and cheering for Yoshi's victory. Everyone else who voted for Yoshi clapped for him for winning. The others that voted for Riptor shrugged.

"HOW!?" Keigo shouted in shock. "How could that plush toy beat that beast!?"

"Shut up and we'll find out..." Ichigo growls outed.

(Cue: Alpina Blue)

"NOOOO! My car!!!" Boomstick shouted in shock, you could practically see him pulling at his hear.

A lot of people laughed at Boomstick's misfortune.

"Yoshi couldn't withstand Riptor's tough and brutal viciousness, but his varied arsenal ultimately produced a winning move." Wiz declared.

Uryu nodded knowing that Yoshi's eggs can be very helpful against any opponent.

"Brains beats brawns any day," Tatsuki stated.

"Riptor's a friggin' beast in a fist fight, but while Yoshi looks all cute and stuff, he's actually a deadly devouring machine, like my ex-wife!" Boomstick stated.

"He had a wife?" Ichigo asked, confused.

"First I've heard about it," Karin answered, looking lost as well.

"That raptor mind of Riptor's might be cunning and clever, but tooth and claw can only accomplish so much," Wiz explained. "Yoshi's bizarre digestive system rebounded the acid spit, blinding Riptor and leaving him vulnerable."

"Riptor may be smart but Yoshi can drive cars and show me another dinosaur who can do that!" Boomstick ordered.

"Yeah, Yoshi's probably smarter." Chad nodded.

"I think that was obvious with him driving a car..." Karin, Tatsuki and Rukia stated flatly.

"Even with a velociraptor's strong sense of hearing and smell, Riptor's confused and vengeful mind wasn't able to process the change of tactics fast enough," Wiz explained. "Even so, he was already finished."

Uryu nodded at this, combining something with human and animal mixed DNA can be very dangerous and backfire because of their confused mind of mixed feelings.

"Even if that conveniently placed cliff hadn't had been there, Riptor would have lost his whole face pretty quickly to the acid. He just didn't have the stomach for the Dino-mite Dino-Fight." Boomstick punned.

"What?" Wiz and some of the watchers asked in confusion.

"I'm clever!" Boomstick shouted, sounding proud.

"No... No you are not..." the more serious members of the watchers stated, dryly.

"The winner is Yoshi," Wiz declared, as the Death Battle doors close.

Everyone clapped as the girls cheered for Yoshi. Keigo just groaned, but admitted the fight was good.

"I wonder who's next?" Rukia asked.

"Next time on Death Battle!" Boomstick announced, as if to answer Rukia's question.

Most if not everyone blushed at the teaser showing a blue haired girl covered in white fur covering her entire body, with cat ears and tail facing off against another cat girl with her entire face concealed showing her razor sharp smile and red eyes before the blue haired girl meows at the screen.

"Play the next one!" Keigo and Chizuru ordered, noses bleeding.

Ichigo groans, knowing he'll have to deal with them like this the whole episode. He then clicked the next one to get it over with...

To be continued.

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And that's chapter nine people.

Uryu: "Me and a lot of my friends are going to have headaches next episode from those two, aren't we...?"

Kaizoku: Prooobably.

(Uryu just groans and pinches the bridge of his nose)

Well we should probably end this.

Kaizoku: Right.

We hope you all enjoyed the chapter and hope to see you next chapter.

Uryu: "Yes, we hope to see you next time."

Kaizoku: Goodbye for now.

See you all next time.

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